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Mediachick 03-09-2007 03:11 PM

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Answer: Nothing. You already said it twice.

(Okay, for the ones who think this is inappropriate, I appologize. But ADMIT it, it IS funny)

Mediachick 03-09-2007 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001 (Post 12047858)
Dont worry, the only time Frank sees a woman is when he is surfing the net - he gave up slapping them when he realised it was costing him a fortune in monitors.

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha... good one :thumbsup

seeric 03-09-2007 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zamiboy (Post 12047694)
Well, BVF, there are many beter ways to hurt your ex-wife. If you give your ex-wife a quick upper cut, you are just a loser but if you do something other way, it will hurt her more. Try something like fucking some of her friend or relative real good that they can speak out only good things of you. That would be something your ex-wife can't press charges and can never forget or forgive :-)

OMG


:1orglaugh :thumbsup :thumbsup


GFY ADVICE OF THE WEEK.

I May start a feature on GFY call "Ask ZAMIBOY" because that was so good.:thumbsup

jonpotz 03-09-2007 03:13 PM

open hand..they don't bruise as much in case they call police. or use a backhand...sean connery does it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0

Marleys88 03-09-2007 03:14 PM

naw you never hit a woman no matter how low on the scale of life she is.

AK 03-09-2007 03:25 PM

i don't hit women.. i might hit like a woman! LOL

Scott McD 03-09-2007 03:29 PM

Slap her first, then if still required, punch her !

BVF 03-09-2007 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zamiboy (Post 12047694)
Well, BVF, there are many beter ways to hurt your ex-wife. If you give your ex-wife a quick upper cut, you are just a loser but if you do something other way, it will hurt her more. Try something like fucking some of her friend or relative real good that they can speak out only good things of you. That would be something your ex-wife can't press charges and can never forget or forgive :-)

That's just stupid...17 posts in six years and you waste one on that bullshit? Do you realize that infidelity is one of the valid conditions of being in divorce court?

It's more efficient to give her an upper cut.

Dirty F 03-09-2007 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aslyn (Post 12047823)
I cant believe this is even a topic..but from a womans perspective..NO MAN lays a hand on my..if my husband EVER hit me..he better never plan on sleeping in my house again lest he lose his boys when he does..

Thats how a WOMAN deals with it

You better suck real good cock with a mouth like that bitch.

dynastoned 03-09-2007 03:41 PM

lol the only girl ive hit was my sister and she was 5 years old then me. i punched her in the chest one day and ended up with a phat knot in the middle of my forehead from her fist. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

O MARINA 03-09-2007 03:41 PM

Franck

I know what you thought about EXACTLY 2 seconds after you posted

aztecboi2003 03-09-2007 03:41 PM

The effects of physical abuse go away over time, now verbal abuse, the effects can last a lifetime. :2 cents:

Dirty F 03-09-2007 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 12048018)
Franck

I know what you thought about EXACTLY 2 seconds after you posted

Jeesh, why would that be :upsidedow

N8 03-09-2007 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 12047012)
Any real man would use his cock.

That is the only way to put a woman in line!:winkwink:

MissMina 03-09-2007 04:05 PM

That's really not funny at all....

Dirty F 03-09-2007 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissMina (Post 12048139)
That's really not funny at all....

Well ofcourse, you are a woman and thats why you have no sense of humour.

_Richard_ 03-09-2007 04:22 PM

nice.

R

thehand 03-09-2007 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 12047012)
Any real man would use his cock.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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