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sarettah 04-15-2007 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12258193)

So, you don't have any sites? You aren't using your tremendous SEO knowledge for yourself?










Didn't think so.


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suesheboy 04-15-2007 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by KingK7 (Post 12258176)
Most of the GFY posters know nothing about this industry, they are here for the free porn/"i'd hit it" threads. I bet a fairly large percentage here would have problems explaining what SEO actually stands for.

I just go out and look at my car:

http://www.meanseo.com/i/meanseoplate.gif

Shakula 04-15-2007 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12258207)
Idiot. Did it ever occur to you that the links are as they should be? Did it ever occur to you that I do not build the sites? Did it ever occur to you that you do not know WTF you are talking about?

FWIW: I would never go in and change any html on any of our sites because that is not my job. So kindly, :321GFY

Ok baddog.

I challange you to make bid a with me. 1000 dollar, you should be able to afford that. We give the money to WiredGuy or someone else that is trustable.

Then we make a post on sitepoint.com (where most webmasters hangout).
And we ask them. From a SEO-point of view, how should linkin from within the webpage be?

should links go to both www.domain.com and www.domain.com/index.html or just www.domain.com.

I will tell you the answer now. People will say only domain.com. There might be 1 out of 100 that has no clue what he says but still make a comment. That person would be someone like yourself.

Shut the fuck up, you know that you wont accept this cause you know what will happend. So please. You are a nobody. The only thing you can look forward too is that you will meet grimreaper anyday.

Shakula 04-15-2007 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 12258231)
So, you don't have any sites? You aren't using your tremendous SEO knowledge for yourself?


Didn't think so.


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Yes I have a few websites on geocities. I cant afford my own domains.
I wish one day though!

Got any tips?

suesheboy 04-15-2007 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12258271)
should links go to both www.domain.com and www.domain.com/index.html or just www.domain.com.

No question about it www.domain.com only and your htaccess should rewrite any domain.com to www.domain.com.

baddog 04-15-2007 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by suesheboy (Post 12258236)
I just go out and look at my car:

http://www.meanseo.com/i/meanseoplate.gif

http://fubarwebmasters.com/galleries...493/z30170.jpg

sarettah 04-15-2007 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12258285)
Got any tips?

Yeah, stop ragging on folks for an SEO scheme that you just don't happen to agree with and start offering constructive criticism instead of hate.

SEO is far from a science as of yet and it changes with every tweak the SEs make to their algorithm and database.

Whatever works to get someone to the top of the SEs is what folks will do, sometimes through following what the experts say, sometimes by experimentation and sometimes by lucky mistake.

Shakula 04-15-2007 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by suesheboy (Post 12258300)
No question about it www.domain.com only and your htaccess should rewrite any domain.com to www.domain.com.

Baddog with his 1337 seo skills doesnt agree.

suesheboy 04-15-2007 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12258303)

Now thats funny!

baddog 04-15-2007 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12258271)
Ok baddog.

I challange you to make bid a with me. 1000 dollar, you should be able to afford that. We give the money to WiredGuy or someone else that is trustable.

Then we make a post on sitepoint.com (where most webmasters hangout).
And we ask them. From a SEO-point of view, how should linkin from within the webpage be?

should links go to both www.domain.com and www.domain.com/index.html or just www.domain.com.

I will tell you the answer now. People will say only domain.com. There might be 1 out of 100 that has no clue what he says but still make a comment. That person would be someone like yourself.

Shut the fuck up, you know that you wont accept this cause you know what will happend. So please. You are a nobody. The only thing you can look forward too is that you will meet grimreaper anyday.

Yes, it probably should not go to index.html, when we redesigned the site the designer put that in and we missed it. Big deal.

Shakula 04-15-2007 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 12258314)
Yeah, stop ragging on folks for an SEO scheme that you just don't happen to agree with and start offering constructive criticism instead of hate.

SEO is far from a science as of yet and it changes with every tweak the SEs make to their algorithm and database.

Whatever works to get someone to the top of the SEs is what folks will do, sometimes through following what the experts say, sometimes by experimentation and sometimes by lucky mistake.

Its good of you to defend your fellow friend. Now, please get the fuck out of here. You have no clue what you are talking about.

I made this post on GFY to show how skilled this theif is. No one should hire him for some work such as SEO or anything else for that matters.

sarettah 04-15-2007 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by suesheboy (Post 12258300)
No question about it www.domain.com only and your htaccess should rewrite any domain.com to www.domain.com.

Apparently google does not necessarilly agree with you:

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Should URLs in links use index.html?
February 22nd, 2007 by Jessica Bowman | 9 Comments
When it comes to the best URL structures and formats, the most common question I get is in regards to the best way to reference directory index pages in links.

Everyone asks, which is better?

A. http://www.mysite.com/locations/
B. http://www.mysite.com/locations
C. http://www.mysite.com/locations/index.html

The answer is: ?Just be consistent,? says Google?s Adam Lasnik in his post about how to avoid duplicate content. There you have it, straight from Google.

http://www.searchenginejournal.com/s...ndexhtml/4434/

Like I said, it is far from a science as of yet.

baddog 04-15-2007 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by suesheboy (Post 12258324)
Now thats funny!

Really? What do you find amusing?

Shakula 04-15-2007 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12258330)
Yes, it probably should not go to index.html, when we redesigned the site the designer put that in and we missed it. Big deal.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The only one who is more retarded then yourself must be the one who actully buys that shit.

Fool. I am superior to you in all aspects. Nice to got it confirmed that you know im right and you dont know shit.

Move on people.
:thumbsup

baddog 04-15-2007 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12258331)
Its good of you to defend your fellow friend. Now, please get the fuck out of here. You have no clue what you are talking about.

I made this post on GFY to show how skilled this theif is. No one should hire him for some work such as SEO or anything else for that matters.

How am I a thief? Better be able to back it up.

sarettah 04-15-2007 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12258331)
Its good of you to defend your fellow friend. Now, please get the fuck out of here. You have no clue what you are talking about.

I made this post on GFY to show how skilled this theif is. No one should hire him for some work such as SEO or anything else for that matters.


First of all, BD and I are passing acquaintances at best.

Secondly, I know plenty about what I am talking about most of the time, including now.

Thirdly, let's see the proof of your great SEO skills that makes you one to be able to judge others skills, oh great SEO master.

baddog 04-15-2007 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12258341)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The only one who is more retarded then yourself must be the one who actully buys that shit.

Fool. I am superior to you in all aspects. Nice to got it confirmed that you know im right and you dont know shit.

Move on people.
:thumbsup

You are superior to me in no aspect.

Shakula 04-15-2007 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12258343)
How am I a thief? Better be able to back it up.

You offer a service you have no clue about = you steal people´s money.

suesheboy 04-15-2007 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12258336)
Really? What do you find amusing?

We think too much alike sometimes.

Just sold my last 2 bikes last week. Its been more than 2 years since I rode. That last accident did me in and I still get therapy weekly.

sarettah 04-15-2007 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12258350)
You are superior to me in no aspect.

He is vastly superior to you in the anal department. Bet he spent a lot of time looking for one miscoded link on your site to slap you with. :thumbsup

baddog 04-15-2007 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 12258358)
He is vastly superior to you in the anal department. Bet he spent a lot of time looking for one miscoded link on your site to slap you with. :thumbsup

Good point. I wonder how long that took. As StuartD asked earlier today, obsess much?

Shakula 04-15-2007 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 12258345)
First of all, BD and I are passing acquaintances at best.

Secondly, I know plenty about what I am talking about most of the time, including now.

Thirdly, let's see the proof of your great SEO skills that makes you one to be able to judge others skills, oh great SEO master.

Listen, stick to making designs and leave it at that.
I just owned baddog about linkstructure. What more proof do you want?
He even admit it himself.

You are just one of thoose idiots in American Idol who cant sing and get angry at simon for simon is telling em the truth. And they counter with "lets see if you can do better simon."

Thing is, simon didnt apply to become the next american idol. Nor do I say im the god of SEO. But i sure as fuck know 10x more then baddog and ive showed it in this thread. Now get the fuck out of here.

Shakula 04-15-2007 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12258364)
Good point. I wonder how long that took. As StuartD asked earlier today, obsess much?

Took about 15-30 seconds to see that.

The sad part is that, not only does your SEO fail. Your webdesign that you have on gotwebhost cost less then a t-shirt of yours with the gotwebhost logo on...


Anyway, you told GFY the truth that you had no fucking clue about this.
Its all good now. Its time to move on. My point has been made.

me > baddog

wyldworx 04-15-2007 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 12255202)
Jon most of the hate here is from people earning under $50,000 a year and directed at those making a lot more.

I'm getting a bit pissed off with guys whoring sigs, and possibly relying on the money it brings in. Telling people they don't have a clue.

When the guy they are having a go at makes more in a day than they do in a month.

Shakula has not got a sig.

balance has been brought back to the force. Thanks Paul.

baddog 04-15-2007 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12258355)
You offer a service you have no clue about = you steal people´s money.

You are proving yourself to be a bigger idiot with every post.

I am the Director of Business Development. goodgirl has been a full time SEO for about 9 years, she does the actual SEO, not I. You can ask any of the people that hit me up on ICQ every week, I am a hack when compared to her and I always make sure they know this.

My knowledge comes from what she has taught me and I have never claimed to be an expert at SEO. I don't need to be as I have her.

As stated earlier, she gets unsolicited emails every week from huge corporations that attempt to steal her away from me.

baddog 04-15-2007 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by suesheboy (Post 12258356)
We think too much alike sometimes.

Just sold my

Notice the plate on the car?

http://a1der-babe.com/xbiz630.jpg

sarettah 04-15-2007 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12258366)
Listen, stick to making designs and leave it at that.
I just owned baddog about linkstructure. What more proof do you want?
He even admit it himself.

You are just one of thoose idiots in American Idol who cant sing and get angry at simon for simon is telling em the truth. And they counter with "lets see if you can do better simon."

Thing is, simon didnt apply to become the next american idol. Nor do I say im the god of SEO. But i sure as fuck know 10x more then baddog and ive showed it in this thread. Now get the fuck out of here.

lololololol.... Take another guess dimbulb, I don't do design.

You owned noone. You discovered a miscoded link on a site. I bet I can find plenty of places that google has links miscoded, just as I can find about 1500 places that windows doesn't obey windows standards.

You are the one claiming that noone should do business with BD because of his SEO skills (or lack of) all I am asking is for some proof of your expertise so I can decide if you are someone I should listen to or not.

But, you have pretty much answered hat questions for me already.

Thanx for saving me the research time poser.

goodgirl 04-15-2007 06:12 PM

Everyone looking for attention bitches about baddog. Just another day on GFY.

Shakula 04-15-2007 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12258380)
You are proving yourself to be a bigger idiot with every post.

I am the Director of Business Development. goodgirl has been a full time SEO for about 9 years, she does the actual SEO, not I. You can ask any of the people that hit me up on ICQ every week, I am a hack when compared to her and I always make sure they know this.

My knowledge comes from what she has taught me and I have never claimed to be an expert at SEO. I don't need to be as I have her.

As stated earlier, she gets unsolicited emails every week from huge corporations that attempt to steal her away from me.

Please. PLEASE. You have 2 employees, you and goodgirl, dont give me that shit "director of business development". I can only laugh.....

Then stop posting shit about SEO in threads on GFY cause you dont know shit. How about that?

I dont care if google emails her about joboffering. If its true what you say about her getting offers, then she is probably a bigger idiot then yourself. Because who would stay in a company to work with someone such as yourself?

If you wanna work with your own company you have to look a few years ahead. Not a few days ahead. You need a plan. Where are we going to be in XX years?

In your case you will be under the ground in a coffin in a few years.

baddog 04-15-2007 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goodgirl (Post 12258423)
Everyone looking for attention bitches about baddog. Just another day on GFY.

I start to get worried if no one starts a thread about me for a couple days. :1orglaugh

baddog 04-15-2007 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12258430)
Please. PLEASE. You have 2 employees, you and goodgirl, dont give me that shit "director of business development". I can only laugh.....

You don't give yourself enough credit. You can also come off as a total tool.

beemk 04-15-2007 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12255183)
Nope.. But this does..
http://i10.tinypic.com/35hqolu.jpg

Looks like your machine is infected with zoogle :1orglaugh

479 seo hosting

a term with an overture score of 479 isnt exactly something to write home about. many gfyers probably get better spots without even trying.

Shakula 04-15-2007 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12258469)
You don't give yourself enough credit. You can also come off as a total tool.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

grandpa

sarettah 04-15-2007 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12258430)
In your case you will be under the ground in a coffin in a few years.


Damn, it is going to be funny to watch as you graduate high school and start getting older.

How is it an insult to get older? As far as I know, noone has beat it yet except by checking out early.

What you gonna do, kill yourself before you get to 50?



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JD 04-15-2007 08:22 PM

jesus you're a sad fucker Shakula.

DarkJedi 04-15-2007 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12258392)
Notice the plate on the car?

http://a1der-babe.com/xbiz630.jpg

What a fucking tool you are :1orglaugh

Why don't you tattoo 'gotwebhost' on your forehead? Maybe then you'll get some clients.

suesheboy 04-16-2007 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 12258542)
Damn, it is going to be funny to watch as you graduate high school and start getting older.

How is it an insult to get older? As far as I know, noone has beat it yet except by checking out early.

What you gonna do, kill yourself before you get to 50?



.

Hate to say it but as long as you keep studying and keep your finger on the pulse age is an ASSET (unless you are a model)

mattz 04-16-2007 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12255164)

learn how to use google you dumb newb

mattz 04-16-2007 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12258469)
You don't give yourself enough credit. You can also come off as a total tool.

I agree, who is this newbie anyway? I never heard of him/her before

mattz 04-16-2007 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12258366)
Listen, stick to making designs and leave it at that.
I just owned baddog about linkstructure. What more proof do you want?
He even admit it himself.

You are just one of thoose idiots in American Idol who cant sing and get angry at simon for simon is telling em the truth. And they counter with "lets see if you can do better simon."

Thing is, simon didnt apply to become the next american idol. Nor do I say im the god of SEO. But i sure as fuck know 10x more then baddog and ive showed it in this thread. Now get the fuck out of here.

lol look at this idiot's sig, "I represent of one the biggest torrent sites"

lol wow you are dumb


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