What a fucking cry baby.

You come to an adult forum with your hand stretched WAY the fuck out and ask people how you can make 2 grand in less than a week?

WTF makes you think ANYBODY here is going to do that? More importantly..based on the fact that you have NOTHING to offer...How do you expect to be able to implement any suggestions give to you?

Here's a suggestion.....Why don't you GoFuckYourself. :321GFY

Just start a site... everyone knows if you do that you'll magically be making like $1000 a day.... but that's just for beginners.

why don't you get a credit card if it's an emergency??

go home and get your fuckin shinebox

Do porn :)

Bravo!!! Very well put!!! :)

Paul Makham seems to be a reasonable guy. Maybe he can help you buy a domain and hosting a throw up a page with magic links!

I would ask him if I was you.

You could make the earnings you need in a jiffy!

I've heard there is big money in Cocaine. Fast cash too.

lets make it clear , its not easy .. this biz is not whats it used to be and even back in the day .. you couldn't make 2k in 2 days without having an infrastructure build

even if you know someone in Google or MSN and gets a web page on top positions and make 2k in sponsor cash.. it will take far longer to get paid!

so forget it, you will not make 2k in 2 days in the next 2 days.

but if you would like to be in this business.. then you can start in it for less then $40 a year and maybe if you work hard very hard .. you can make 1k the first month and grow your income each month.

thats a huge return .. if you are willing to work hard at it.. but its still not free money and its not 2k in 2 days.. or anything close to that.


actually you can start in this biz for free.. but still the work is going to have to be very focused!

Also, try hustling some billiards. If you are not too good, you can find a girl who is good, you can be the setup for her.

You do need to win! Like anything billiards runs in streaks, win 3 and head to the next place.


or

Go get "Your Name" tattooed on your penis!

$50 if you suck me off

Mate, you didn't ask for help .. you kinda asked for money. Start another thread and ask people how you can make $1 a day .. and you have X hours a day and X money to spend.

I am sure everyone on GFY is so helpful. But the thread like this must be bashed same way :winkwink:

So, don't be a lazy whore .. if you want 2k a week .. you should start from $1 a day.

Good luck!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Dude, to make that kind of money you need to go to some local establishments and get yourself about 3 jobs. You need to be earning REALLY good money. Do you have any skills?