31050? Is that code for trouble?

ARGH!!!

We have people working outside our home today and they cut the cable to our house!! No TV, No internet - just got back online with EVDO - whew, thank the great googley moogley!

So im back! With more answers (and another one of those block rockin beats!)

5) YNOT was your bread and butter - at what point did you realize you wanted to leave?

I never *wanted* to leave YNOT per-se, but as the old saying goes i was "made an offer i just couldn't refuse" by The Dudes :)

7) You've spent a lot of time with Sweetums at conventions, and more often than not the two of you have roomed together. Have you ever had a lesbian encounter at a convention and not told anyone?

Now if i told you that publicly, I couldn't say that i didn't tell anyone!! :-X

10) Have you ever flashed anyone at a convention?

Not at a "convention" :) Thats all I have to say about that *whistles innocently*

More to come!

twinkley

Danielle is a great person. Much deserved Ambush!

Awww thanks for the kind words poppy!!!

Zebra - you know the secret code man .... just repeat after me ...

3-1-0-5-0 yeeeeeah

Ron - We have taken a vote - and the response from that was that your vote doesn't count :)

YNOTBOB - did you see the dog?? It was there right?!?!!

Hahahah good times man .. good fuckin times!

twinkley

Shhhhh. No one needs to know.....

Twinkley gone wild??? WHOOOAAAA!:thumbsup

i liked that pillow talk theme song ....
also twinkley's mom was always on the show, someone i could identify with :)

I saw no dog....

no comment on the goat, but we cant have another WYPD there ever...

and btw, thank you for all the support you and your mother gave me when my father passed away...

I still have the gift you gave me...

people, you really dont know how absolutely sweet and amazing this girl is...

Is that what you call it? :1orglaugh

I remember sitting on the beach in Jamaica with Twinkley and Aaron when a Jamaican police officer walked up to us. We were so blasted we asked him if he'd like to share our joint! Damn those were fun times!

u go girl!!!!!!!

I can't believe you did that......

Bummmmmp

donmike made that theme.. it was awesome

i didnt know that.... excellent stuff :thumbsup

Yeah I smoke!:winkwink: hahaha
Has Twinkley managed to answer all the questions?
It doesn't appear so to me. heehe

No, I haven't! I am appreciating the suspence of it all ...

Actually, have had a series of .. bad luck - internet outages due to some construction, was sick over the weekend, monday is always slammin yada yada yada ... ANYWAYS - Here are some more answers for ya!!

8) How did the name twinkley come about?
Apparently some friends, a long time ago, realized I *twinkle* when im drunk - and therefore (in their drunken states) I became twinkley .. it fit my personality, and at the time I enter the industry EVERYONE used a nickname ... so it stuck!

9) Your cats are rather large and it's rumored that they have eaten local dogs. Why are your cats so big?

Hahahahaha so many people want to know my secret to big fluffy kitty heads! The secret? Iams cat food - 20 lb+ cats guaranteed! LOL

11) How often do you play final fantasy online or wii when you should be working during the day?

Hahahahahaha never! As a matter of fact, my gamer friends BITCH at me cause I am working when i *should* be playing!

12) Now that you are with trafficdude and have an expense account, have you considered spending any cash on yourself?

Not from an expense account, but if you really want to know what I have been spending my phat lewts on recently, next time ya see me in person, ask to see my "shinies" - I have a couple of really bad habits I like to splurge on - shoes and jewelry!

And last (for this round) but not least ... for all the Pillow Talk fans out there ...

13) It seems that radio shows for our industry have fallen by the wayside. Are there any future plans to breathe life into "Pillow Talk". If not, why not?

Actually, there are plans in the works, but since life has been ... shaken, not stirred for me in the last 6 months, Pillow Talk has had to be put on hold until I can wrangle the rest of my life into a semblance of order. That being said, keep your eyes out for a revitalized Pillow Talk coming in 2008!

Alright all - immmmm outta here!

twinkley

Wheres the juicy gossip? Geezeee Twinkley, quit playing hardball.
I want to read about all the naughty things you do. LOL
:P

Loving the article!!!!

Eeek - im getting beat on over here (beat on, not beat off - sickos!) to finish this thing up!! So here ya go - everything you ever wanted to know about twinkley and weren't too afraid to ask!

14) You seemed to have shown a lot of interest in YNOT Bob when you first met him. Have you ever had feelings for him or a secret crush?

LOL - I love bob .. but uhhh yeah, not like that LOL - although I did have a drunken moment my VERY first show after meeting him where I yelled something rather obscene across the hotel lobby at like 3am ..

15) When are you going to marry that programmer dude you've been with forever?

AIE AIE AIE - Next question! I like sex! Why in the hell would i want to get married? The only thing I hear about marriage is that you STOP HAVING SEX!
Thats just not gonna work for me.

16) What is your strange obsession with other people's feet?

I have an anti-foot-fetish. Its not just other peoples feet, its my own too. I think feet are gross and dont like touching them, having them touch me, playing barefoot footsies ... ewwwwww. It's just a personal pet-peeve, and one all my friends LOVE to tease me about!!

17) What was the rudest thing to happen to you at a convention by a webmaster?

I had a webmaster who was fully aware of my stance on NOT being content take an upskirt of me at a show. Needless to say I went ballistic. Rude, uncalled for, and extremely disrespectful.

18) There are some strange people in our industry who collect odd things. How many music boxes do you have?

I can't even count anymore - easily over 50, its one of those totally girlie things I have embraced - especially DISNEY themed music boxes!!

19) Have you ever taken a romantic walk with another woman while on a quest to find a bottle of jager?

Yes. More than once I think. For some totally drunk guy I loooooooove :)

20) Now that you are at trafficdude and have your own personal sales team, do you ever take advantage of them now that your in charge?

Absolutely Not. I depend on my team as much as they depend on me - you start pissing off the people who work for you, and your company suffers for it. Since im all about being filthy rich, and having the whole team there with me, I figure its best to work my ass off right along with the rest of em!

21) Is it true you once removed the scrotum of a negligent advertiser at a show for not paying a 6 month past due invoice?

Hahahahahaha shoulda seen that one coming! Yes, in the early years, I had a client who was deliquent to say the least who thought I wouldnt make a scene in public at a show. BOY WAS HE WRONG. I sat in front of his booth talking with him, sloooowly raising my voice until he realized i would gladly scream at the top of my lungs that his successful company wasnt paying their bills. Rule #1 - do NOT fuck with my money. (rule #2 - dont fuck with my man, but thats a whole nother story)

23) How difficult is it for a girl to be taken seriously in this industry as a sales person?

Not nearly as difficult nowdays. There are a lot of successful webmistresses of years gone by that have helped paved the way for women to be seen as more than content in the biz.

24) Who has helped you to continue learning and progressing throughout your career in adult?

Connor, LAJ, The Dudes (scott and tony) of course - sweetums, steve lightspeed, don mike, thelegacy ... and thats only the tip of the iceburg - i love the comraderie this industry requires to be successful!

27) Who do you look up to the industry?

Literally? Very few people as im almost 6 feet tall myself! hahahaha

26) What really happened that you left YNOT, did it have anything to do with the shake up at the top?

Shake? There were shakes and no one told me?? :)

32) Have you ever showed up to a show only to discover your luggage is missing? What did you have to do to get through the show?

Ugh. Yes. This past vegas internext, my "debut" show being thinner and a "dude" and I arrive with no clothes, no cards, no makeup - oh yeah, thank the great googley moogley kiwi girl and CJ were there to play dress up with me in a mix of BOTH of their clothes!

Alright ... gone read through one mroe time ... but I think I got em all answered now :)

Thanks for reading about me guys - hope it was intersting!

twinkley

100 Ambushes:thumbsup