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MissMina 06-21-2007 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief (Post 12635004)
Difference between a man and a woman perhaps. Every man knows as a boy/teen, etc they did a heap of stupid shit, stuff they even feel guilty over now perhaps, and would likely apologise for. It's a part of growing up, everyone does some jackass stuff. You're a serious whore if you prosecute some kids, I am sure the police will tell you the same thing (though most likely they'll be nicer about it). I am sure you can work out which money is missing and contact the sponsors.

Yeah ok whatever. It's not your shit they are stealing so kindly STFU!

MissMina 06-21-2007 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief (Post 12635272)
I have a feeling some of you were raised in a completely different world to many others. Certainly an 11 year old wouldn't understand the true magnitude and difficultly taking someones mail could cause, and nor would a 14 year old, they are simply having a jackass laugh. Hell, there is still a presumption here, albeit rebuttable in court, (and in most civilized parts of the world) that covers children up to and including 14 years of age from being criminally prosecuted at all. Not to mention that (following advise from child psychologists, etc) there is an irrefutable presumption that those 10 and under cannot be held criminally responsible at all. I am not going to doubt that they do know what they are doing isn't right, but they hardly understand the ramifications it may cause the victim or the potential seriousness of pinching some mail from a neighbor and opening it up. Sounds like some of you need to grow up, and learn to be the bigger man or woman - it isn't hard, after all they are kids. The kids who need to see the police are stealing cars by the age of 14, not mail, visit their parents, scare the shit out of them by all means, but I highly doubt they are really bad kids that deserve a criminal record.

If it's not nipped in the bud that will just encourage them to do more. Maybe rob houses or banks down the line. They all start out small. They know what the fuck they are doing. When the kid next door asked them. Well how are you going to cash the checks. They responded we have our ways. Those little pieces of shit know EXACTLY what the fuck they are doing. They know its wrong just by making that statement!

MissMina 06-21-2007 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by wyldworx (Post 12635755)
3 days of electric shock treatment enjoyed from the comfort of your workspace. cam that fucker and rig it up to a button connected voltage supply and fry the fuckers. zappo.... can i come to your place and eradicate your problem?

I'd love you to.

crockett 06-21-2007 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by wdforty (Post 12633844)
You're going to prosecute kids? Put a lock on your mailbox and get over it. :2 cents:


If kids came by and stole the tires and rims off your car two or three times would you jusy say.. "stupid kids I should have parked in the garage".


Personally if I had that problem I'd just get a PO box to use for checks.

MissMina 06-21-2007 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll (Post 12635743)
FYI.. mantraps are illegal..

Like I would really do that. I know my boundaries unlike some people.

commonsense 06-21-2007 12:28 PM

Sounds like these kids are just the type of scumbags that will be trying to enter our business in a couple of years. Hope somehow they reference this thread and say "oh shit!"

MissMina 06-21-2007 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Jensen (Post 12634978)
heck.. what year do you people live in? wire wire and wire again... rest of the world has hasn't seen a check after the 80's...

If I could wire I would've. Some places don't offer wires.

jigg 06-21-2007 01:49 PM

Shit if I was 11-12yr old and stole someone's mail, someone's check! OMG

My mother and father would make sure I'd never forget what followed, they'd take turns giving me a good smack, get me grounded once for the stealing and once for making them look bad. Make me re-pay whatever damage I've caused and have me grounded again - probably no tv, no going out.

The brats around here were vandalizing club houses, for which everyone in the home owner association paid for, and the president wrote in the bulletin that their parents were basically fucking losers for not controlling their kids. SOmeone wrote a letter to demand apology and that it hurts the kids' precious little feelings!

If it were me I'd take 'em to the cleaners - they'll be repaying the stolen check with fucking interest

baddog 06-21-2007 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BucksMania (Post 12634953)
kill and berry them in your backyard

Turn them into jam?

VForV 06-21-2007 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MissMina (Post 12633837)
I never had anyone steal my mail before. At least to my knowledge. I just found out tonight that 2 punk ass kids are going around stealing my fucking mail. They were bragging to a kid that lives next door which happens to be my nephew's girlfriends brother.

He's getting their full names and addresses so I can prosecute. I thought it was awfully weird I didn't get mail the past two days. Nothing not even junk mail and I always get something. And apparently one of the pieces of mail they took was one of my fucking checks. Exactly what check from whom; I have no idea. I plan on prosecuting. Stealing mail is a federal offense punishable up to 5 years imprisonment and a $250,000.00 fine for each piece of mail stolen.

I had a problem here before with mail. I got a birthday card in the mail and I found it outside my box wide open. This time they were ratted out and I will be taking their parents to court for it. Kids have no fucking guidance. These kids are around the ages of 11 and 14. I don't give a flying fuck how old they are they shouldn't be fucking with my mail or anyone's for that matter. When the kid who snitched asked how are you going to cash the check? The one kid replied we have ways. They are fucking with MY money that pays MY bills and puts food on my family's table.

Tomorrow I have to get in touch with the post office and I will be getting both of their names and addresses so I can prosecute. Who knows what else they have taken over the 2 years I've lived here. I am LIVID! :mad::mad:

This made me LOL. OWNED!

Also why should we care???

baddog 06-21-2007 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief (Post 12635272)
I have a feeling some of you were raised in a completely different world to many others. Certainly an 11 year old wouldn't understand the true magnitude and difficultly taking someones mail could cause, and nor would a 14 year old, they are simply having a jackass laugh. Hell, there is still a presumption here, albeit rebuttable in court, (and in most civilized parts of the world) that covers children up to and including 14 years of age from being criminally prosecuted at all. Not to mention that (following advise from child psychologists, etc) there is an irrefutable presumption that those 10 and under cannot be held criminally responsible at all. I am not going to doubt that they do know what they are doing isn't right, but they hardly understand the ramifications it may cause the victim or the potential seriousness of pinching some mail from a neighbor and opening it up. Sounds like some of you need to grow up, and learn to be the bigger man or woman - it isn't hard, after all they are kids. The kids who need to see the police are stealing cars by the age of 14, not mail, visit their parents, scare the shit out of them by all means, but I highly doubt they are really bad kids that deserve a criminal record.


You can tell you come from a former penal colony with an attitude like that. :2 cents:

wyldblyss 06-21-2007 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12635445)
What's with the lameass namecalling?

What YOU don't seem to understand is that in this day and age people are getting sick to death of kids pulling shit like in no other time in recent history. If they're not outright doing destructive shit to other people's property they are out stealing cars, kids as young as 12 and 14 yrs old. Here in Winnipeg recently there were several kids from different parts of the city who were not only stealing people's cars but would drive around running people down with them.

And now mail theft where someone income is being stolen.

And couple that with the fact that more often than not you have idiot parents of these young hellions who aren't willing to administer any meaningful discipline, or they outright arrogantly DEFEND their little brats, thus making it pretty easy to see where the kid gets his behavior patterns from.

Add it all up and yup, you're damn right people are fed up with this horsehit that you'd like to pass off as "kids just being kids". You know what? I'm with Cassie on this in part, in that you the parent should have to suffer some consequences for the actions of your offspring. Maybe that would serve to be the kickstart needed to promt some parents to actuallyl BE parents and to keep closer tabs on their kids' lives.


HOWEVER.... in this case if it were me I would certainly threaten to pursue having charges layed, but would also give the parent(s) a chance to come forward and talk to me, and have their kids apologize and make proper amends. Maybe the little shits could cut my grass and shovel my walk for a year, that is if they aren't already little criminals in training with that "fuck you I know better" attitude that comes with it.


My four cents. :2 cents::2 cents:

Parents being responsible for their childrens actions sounds good in theory, but if you really think about it, parents only have so much control.

They can't be with the child 24/7. You can ground your kids, but that doesn't prevent them from sneaking out. You an try to teach them right from wrong, and they end up hanging out with a bad crowd.

One day my daughter was walking home from school, a kid ran past her, grabbed her musical instrument and him and a few friends stomped it to death a few doors away from our home. Police were called, they knew the kid, in trouble all of the time. His parents should be made to suffer right? Bought damn time they paid for thier kids actions....about damn time they started caring and acting like parents right?

He actually had great parents. They lived in a beautiful home, had 3 kids, 2 of which you would classify as damn near perfect (one ended up as a lawyer, one is a dentist). Parents were always involved in their kids lives. They went to the baseball games, they made their kids do thier homework....but one turned out to be an ass. When he started being an idiot, they did the standard stuff, they grounded him, made him do extra chores...he would sneak out...threaten his parents. They put their son in therapy, they also went to family therapy...they tried everything including a summer of "tough love boot camp" that was recommended by the cops. Nothing worked. Last we heard he was in and out of jail, and on welfare.

The thing is, you can't automatically blame the parents, the trouble is, given the same environment, some kids will grow up great, others end up bad seeds....genetics? peer pressure? Who the hell knows.

baddog 06-21-2007 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss (Post 12637166)
The thing is, you can't automatically blame the parents, the trouble is, given the same environment, some kids will grow up great, others end up bad seeds....genetics? peer pressure? Who the hell knows.

Sure you can. A responsible parent has already engrained the theory of consequences in their kid before it becomes an issue.

The fact that two turned out "perfect" and one an asshole tells me one of two things: 1) the asshole has mental issues that need to be dealt with NOW; or 2) the parents got lazy when it came to #3 because the first two turned out alright.

MissMina 06-21-2007 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by VForV (Post 12637126)
This made me LOL. OWNED!

Also why should we care???

Yeah but if it was you; I'm sure you'd be saying the same thing about yourself. Fuck off loser. Thats the problem with people these days no one cares about anything.

TurboAngel 06-21-2007 02:31 PM

I feel ya, I have had people fuck with my mail in the past.:( In my case no one would do anything, I didn't get it myself but that's how it was. I was happy to move into a house where the mail box is by the door and not at the road and my "office" has two big windows where I can see the mail man. I hate to say it but that mail box was a deal breaker. LOL


Good luck with what ever you do.



:)

TG Rebecca 06-21-2007 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 12636498)
If kids came by and stole the tires and rims off your car two or three times would you jusy say.. "stupid kids I should have parked in the garage".

excellent point. :thumbsup

mina, good luck with this.

selena 06-21-2007 03:13 PM

I can't believe people in this thread acting like it's her fault for having her mail stolen, or that this is just a boys-will-be-boys kind of thing.

I agree, it is not the total worse thing ever that they could have done. But most fuckin' heathens don't start off doing the worst thing ever. They do stupid shit, and no one makes them pay the price for making a dumbass choice. Then they work their way up to the worst thing ever.

u-Bob 06-21-2007 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss (Post 12637166)
When he started being an idiot, they did the standard stuff, they grounded him, made him do extra chores...he would sneak out...threaten his parents. They put their son in therapy, they also went to family therapy...they tried everything including a summer of "tough love boot camp" that was recommended by the cops. Nothing worked. Last we heard he was in and out of jail, and on welfare.

The thing is, you can't automatically blame the parents,

No one would blame parents like that. At least they were willing to do what was necessary (ground him/therapy/boot camp/...) unlike most other parents these days that do nothing but defend their children...

ProducerCashDave 06-21-2007 03:20 PM

Shit that fuckin sucks, hope you get them good

Clark Miller 06-21-2007 03:21 PM

I say, if the kids think they're smart enough to get away with it....

...and then brag about it to the next door neighbor....

they deserve any punishment that comes upon them

the money the stole can be accounted for, and the parents can be sued if there is no other option for recourse

if my kids stole something (err.. like that) I would make them pay it back

and pro'lly pay it back myself right away first

ProducerCashDave 06-21-2007 03:22 PM

100 punk ass kids

Ayla_SquareTurtle 06-21-2007 03:29 PM

I hate the phrase "boys will be boys"

childish behavior is one thing. check fraud is entirely different.

CDSmith 06-21-2007 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss (Post 12637166)
Parents being responsible for their childrens actions sounds good in theory, but if you really think about it, parents only have so much control.

They can't be with the child 24/7. You can ground your kids, but that doesn't prevent them from sneaking out. You an try to teach them right from wrong, and they end up hanging out with a bad crowd.

One day my daughter was walking home from school, a kid ran past her, grabbed her musical instrument and him and a few friends stomped it to death a few doors away from our home. Police were called, they knew the kid, in trouble all of the time. His parents should be made to suffer right? Bought damn time they paid for thier kids actions....about damn time they started caring and acting like parents right?

He actually had great parents. They lived in a beautiful home, had 3 kids, 2 of which you would classify as damn near perfect (one ended up as a lawyer, one is a dentist). Parents were always involved in their kids lives. They went to the baseball games, they made their kids do thier homework....but one turned out to be an ass. When he started being an idiot, they did the standard stuff, they grounded him, made him do extra chores...he would sneak out...threaten his parents. They put their son in therapy, they also went to family therapy...they tried everything including a summer of "tough love boot camp" that was recommended by the cops. Nothing worked. Last we heard he was in and out of jail, and on welfare.

The thing is, you can't automatically blame the parents, the trouble is, given the same environment, some kids will grow up great, others end up bad seeds....genetics? peer pressure? Who the hell knows.

Those parents can still be made to pay for the damage their brat does. Period.

Same with this instance, the example in this thread. She may have had a cheque for $1200 and that kid may have either destroyed it or found some way to cash it. Either way it has to be paid back to her, and if the kid can't pay then it should fall to his parents to cover it. Even if they are asy you say "Great parents" I say tough shit.... someone has to compensate the victim, or should have to.

I'm simply no longer accepting any excuses anyone here might be wanting to come up with. Not all parents are bad parents, granted... but that's really immaterial. Their wages should be garnisheed until the damage is covered.

WhiplashDug 06-21-2007 03:58 PM

FILE A COMPLAINT!!! the DA will have to do any prosecuting.. BUT I WOULD do it for sure.. .and if i had any financial loss because of this - I WOULD recover those costs in CIVIL court.

And... theft of all kinds has to stqart somewhere. You will be doing them a favor in the long run to teach them the lesson now - its obvious their parents have failed in that regard.

J. Falcon 06-21-2007 04:02 PM

Hope they pay for it.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-21-2007 05:09 PM

i'd slap them upside the head with my boots if i knew who they were. nothing says "quit stealing my mail" like getting shithauled in alley...

Scootermuze 06-21-2007 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan (Post 12634872)
Mouse Traps, big ones... I'd so would love to be there and hear the little bastards scream when they get some fingers broken LOLOL

Then as justice would have it, the victim would end up getting into trouble. In many states, booby traps are illegal..

You wouldn't need a camera in the box... just someplace that shows who is tampering with it..

After Shock Media 06-21-2007 07:03 PM

Catch the bastards on clear cctv.
Make copy and bring in to law enforcement, bug them until they take some action, even if it just is a few hundred hours community service.
Bring them and thier parents into small claims with extra tape (name both children and parents since laws vary by state). Sue for any and all damages including cost of having to ad a cctv system.
Yes I was also a kid I did a lot of stupid shit, and yes someone finally turned my ass in and that made a big change in my life.

madawgz 06-21-2007 07:07 PM

yeah put those little kids in jail for 10 years, that will teach them.............................................. ......................

jryan89 06-21-2007 07:26 PM

wow...i didn't know how many fags there are on this board!

Mail theft is a federal crime and all little fuckers who fuck around with your shit should be caned!

Fuck everyone on here who says anything different!

notabook 06-21-2007 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle (Post 12637493)
I hate the phrase "boys will be boys"

childish behavior is one thing. check fraud is entirely different.

Hmm... how about "retards will be retards"?

Scroto 06-21-2007 07:28 PM

you better make sure to have solid proof of them doing it before you do anything....

After Shock Media 06-21-2007 07:30 PM

BTW odds are they are also hitting other mail boxes.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-21-2007 07:36 PM

i used to funnel pots of coffee into canada post mailboxes with a friend of mine when we were like 12, had my mother not beat my ass for it who knows what may have come of it? lol

~Ray 06-21-2007 07:38 PM

they need to be punished by their parents. do not get the law involved.. simply take a few pics with a $40 motion sensor cam, give the pics to their parents and let them know that in all fairness, the pictures are proof of a Federal Offense... but you've decided to leave it up to them. Then shake the parents and kids hands and leave politely.

listen for the ass whooping from across town :)

After Shock Media 06-21-2007 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex (Post 12638370)
they need to be punished by their parents. do not get the law involved.. simply take a few pics with a $40 motion sensor cam, give the pics to their parents and let them know that in all fairness, the pictures are proof of a Federal Offense... but you've decided to leave it up to them. Then shake the parents and kids hands and leave politely.

listen for the ass whooping from across town :)

To many parents today are not parents. They will defend the little cock suckers unless your lucky enough to find a real parent now a days with that age group of a kid. Even then you may just get them grounded for a week or something in their room with thier PC, Ipod, Xbox, and everything else.

JaneB 06-21-2007 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MissMina (Post 12633837)
I never had anyone steal my mail before. At least to my knowledge. I just found out tonight that 2 punk ass kids are going around stealing my fucking mail. They were bragging to a kid that lives next door which happens to be my nephew's girlfriends brother.

He's getting their full names and addresses so I can prosecute. I thought it was awfully weird I didn't get mail the past two days. Nothing not even junk mail and I always get something. And apparently one of the pieces of mail they took was one of my fucking checks. Exactly what check from whom; I have no idea. I plan on prosecuting. Stealing mail is a federal offense punishable up to 5 years imprisonment and a $250,000.00 fine for each piece of mail stolen.

I had a problem here before with mail. I got a birthday card in the mail and I found it outside my box wide open. This time they were ratted out and I will be taking their parents to court for it. Kids have no fucking guidance. These kids are around the ages of 11 and 14. I don't give a flying fuck how old they are they shouldn't be fucking with my mail or anyone's for that matter. When the kid who snitched asked how are you going to cash the check? The one kid replied we have ways. They are fucking with MY money that pays MY bills and puts food on my family's table.

Tomorrow I have to get in touch with the post office and I will be getting both of their names and addresses so I can prosecute. Who knows what else they have taken over the 2 years I've lived here. I am LIVID! :mad::mad:



I doubt that much will be done to these kids since they are only 11 and 14. You should still file a complaint and see what happens. It will probably scare the hell out of them and they will think twice about doing something that dumb. I doubt they know what a serious offense stealing mail is.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-21-2007 09:37 PM

find a dead animal and place it in your mailbox for a week with a note attached stating "you're next"... should keep the kiddos away...

Spunky 06-21-2007 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 12638836)
find a dead animal and place it in your mailbox for a week with a note attached stating "you're next"... should keep the kiddos away...

What do you suggest? Chihuahua or Siamese?

Drake 06-21-2007 09:59 PM

At 14 you understand enough. At 11 I'm not sure. The 11 year old was likely just following the lead of the older kid.


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