Originally Posted by NTM (Post 12645787)

this is where i stopped reading.

2/10 on the troll scale

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 12644931)

Question:

Is the blender working?????????/ Ice cubes in good shape???

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 12644977)

Yo i just realized this , secuirty at airport doesnt let you bring anything initially more than 3oz of liquids!!!!!!! Fuckkkkkkkkk

I get from duty free , worst case we go to liquor place in canadia or i give reacharound

Originally Posted by Blingbaby (Post 12645337)

Get your head out of his ass they are funny questions..

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 12645050)

Do you really expect him to answer those questions? They are not very nice, so if I were him I would not answer them. It shows more class to ignore that post then to respond to it. :2 cents::2 cents:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 12644909)

so i'm in the bar with my friend - and his ex ends up being there. she's hot - like 8.5/10 by GFY standards which means she is smoking hot. anyway she starts going on to me about hot hot she is compared to my friend's new girlfriend (he's been with the new one for 2 years and she is about have his baby) - so she asks me - straight up - if I think she's hotter then his new GF. SO I say - and she's being an egotistical bitch all night that we can't get away from and is staking us in the bar just for a lead up

"do you want an HONEST answer and you know what I do for a liing so this isn't going to be a bullshit response but a real response to your question from a professional standpoint of someone who knows hot girls?"

and she bites and get excited and says "YES"

so i look at her - tell her to turn around - and ask AGAIN if she wants the REAL honest answer - she says "YES"

so I lay it out.

I say - "Gota say - you are one good lookign woman. You know I know his ex VERY well and tonight you're without a dount the hottest girl in the bar (my friends' ex wasn't there that night) but I gota tell you that even though you're a beautiful woman, a 9/10 - his girlfriend is def hotter"

and I wasn't lying either and she KNEW it looking in my eyes and was destroyed.totally destroyed - shes one of those girls that LIVES for her looks

and the best part is his new GF IS hotter and ISN'T one of those girls that lives for her looks.

i don't normally like hurting someone's ego like that but stop trying to break up my friends

Originally Posted by Dark Jedi's Mom (Post 12648641)

Blow a cock, bitch.

Nevermind, that's what you do for a living.:321GFY