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luv$	06-28-2007 05:48 PM

lol @ this thread

SBJ	06-28-2007 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 12668860)

I can deal with snoring. Im a stoned cold sleeper. Fellas post pics my roommie and i are taking applications. hehe

lol I'll apply and i think you have hung out with me enough to know what i look like without pics :winkwink:

thehose

06-28-2007 06:05 PM

you are doing it wrong.

Put the can on the fridge 5 minutes, then with one hand grab the handle of the fridge and open it.. with the other hand take the can out. Almost there!

sit, put can between your hot legs.
place your hand on metal cover and leave it there a few seconds to warm the cover (therefore it expands).

Open it! (not the legs)

-- itadakimasu!

Scroto

06-28-2007 06:29 PM

man in the house also = pee on the toilet seat :1orglaugh

smashface

06-28-2007 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty (Post 12668906)

Maybe I've just never found the right man.

I think we can setup a nice Reality site trying to find you a man PK.

PersianKitty

06-28-2007 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashface (Post 12676191)

I think we can setup a nice Reality site trying to find you a man PK.

Haha.. my DIL and I had a laugh the other day that I needed one of those "bachelorette" kinda shows.

PK

SBJ	06-28-2007 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thehose (Post 12676092)

you are doing it wrong.

.........

Open it! (not the legs)

-- itadakimasu!

hey if shirley wants to open her legs i wouldn't complain :winkwink::1orglaugh

V_RocKs

06-28-2007 07:08 PM

I'd hit it, 2x's!

Drake

06-28-2007 08:28 PM

[GFY pickup line]I can open anything you want me to, baby[/GFY pickup line]

Pornwolf

06-28-2007 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty;

Haha.. my DIL and I had a laugh the other day that I needed one of those "bachelorette" kinda shows.

PK

I've been applying for the PK houseboy gig for 5 years now.

I'm here for you B. :winkwink:

uno	06-28-2007 10:47 PM

How much is rent?

tolik

06-29-2007 12:52 AM

blonde. hm. who is your roommate? post some pics ;)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life

06-29-2007 04:56 AM

i haven't read a SINGLE respons ein this entire thread, but i'm going to assume that of the 60 responses posted, every one of them is an eager man waving his hands in the air to volunteer...

to this i say, open your own damn apple juice!

j/k. did you try running the top under hot water, or twisting it off with a wet dish rag?

punker barbie

06-29-2007 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tolik (Post 12677304)

blonde. hm. who is your roommate? post some pics ;)

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k3...bie/andrea.jpg

shes the girl on the right :winkwink:

Tom_PM

06-29-2007 12:21 PM

Whoa she's a cutie too.

I can twist off caps, kill scorpions, and be designated driver!

ProducerCashDave

06-29-2007 12:31 PM

Nice pic

punker barbie

07-02-2007 11:27 AM

**Bumpity Bump for applicants*

Ivo	07-02-2007 11:40 AM

Can i help you with your household?? The pink team will do good together

Jman	07-02-2007 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 12691632)

**Bumpity Bump for applicants*

I cook like a chef, I am clean and toilet trained.

I role perfect blunts and I got a french tongue.

I am looking for a winter home in AZ from November to April.

Let me know if that would work for you Babe :winkwink:

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life

07-02-2007 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan (Post 12691888)

I role perfect blunts and I got a french tongue.

you spelt roll wrong, but i forgive this...
neverhteless, the challenge has been issued...

ROLL OFF!!!!!

Jarmusch

07-02-2007 12:26 PM

Eat a few burgers and you'll be opening apple juice bottles in no time. :2 cents:

Mr. Garibaldi

07-02-2007 12:46 PM

so the bottle is still unopened?

Brother Bilo

07-02-2007 12:50 PM

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/b...glyfatdude.jpg

When do I move in???

needlive

07-02-2007 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 12668801)

Neither my roommate and i can open the apple juice bottle :disgust

Typical women lol

(only joking of course)

ModelPerfect

07-02-2007 01:00 PM

Put my name in the hat. :)

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