Can't you buy apple juice in a box or something? :winkwink:

Damn you punker barbie!!!

I just went to open the apple juice and I can't open it and there are no men around to do it for me. :( You cursed apple juice bottles everywhere.

i had an accident that took away 70% or my grip strength... my prenis is grateful, but I can't open the bottle for you either. sorry.

id hit ya baby

I'll have to ask my wife first, but it shouldn't be an issue.

Did somebody say APPLE?!?!?!

A/S/L pics???????????/

I'd love to see some pics of you and your roomate trying to "open the apple juice bottle"....

:)

Well, a man is always better than a can opener but....

Take a regular oldschool can opener (the narrow sharp pointed one used to open beer cans back in the day)

Turn it upside down, stick the point up under the lid, slightly push. Move over an inch and do it again. Pretty soon the lid will let go/ the seal will pop and you can open it right up. You will hear the hiss.

I know this because years ago I had a stubborn lid on spaghetti sauce stick and a jar shatter and I got cut.

lol @ this thread

lol I'll apply and i think you have hung out with me enough to know what i look like without pics :winkwink:

you are doing it wrong.

Put the can on the fridge 5 minutes, then with one hand grab the handle of the fridge and open it.. with the other hand take the can out. Almost there!

sit, put can between your hot legs.
place your hand on metal cover and leave it there a few seconds to warm the cover (therefore it expands).

Open it! (not the legs)

-- itadakimasu!

man in the house also = pee on the toilet seat :1orglaugh

I think we can setup a nice Reality site trying to find you a man PK.

Haha.. my DIL and I had a laugh the other day that I needed one of those "bachelorette" kinda shows.

PK

hey if shirley wants to open her legs i wouldn't complain :winkwink::1orglaugh

I'd hit it, 2x's!

[GFY pickup line]I can open anything you want me to, baby[/GFY pickup line]

I've been applying for the PK houseboy gig for 5 years now.

I'm here for you B. :winkwink:

How much is rent?

blonde. hm. who is your roommate? post some pics ;)

i haven't read a SINGLE respons ein this entire thread, but i'm going to assume that of the 60 responses posted, every one of them is an eager man waving his hands in the air to volunteer...

to this i say, open your own damn apple juice!

j/k. did you try running the top under hot water, or twisting it off with a wet dish rag?

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k3...bie/andrea.jpg


shes the girl on the right :winkwink:

Whoa she's a cutie too.

I can twist off caps, kill scorpions, and be designated driver!

Nice pic

**Bumpity Bump for applicants*

Can i help you with your household?? The pink team will do good together

I cook like a chef, I am clean and toilet trained.

I role perfect blunts and I got a french tongue.

I am looking for a winter home in AZ from November to April.

Let me know if that would work for you Babe :winkwink:

you spelt roll wrong, but i forgive this...
neverhteless, the challenge has been issued...

ROLL OFF!!!!!

Eat a few burgers and you'll be opening apple juice bottles in no time. :2 cents:

so the bottle is still unopened?

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/b...glyfatdude.jpg

When do I move in???

Typical women lol

(only joking of course)

Put my name in the hat. :)