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Relentless 07-11-2007 11:51 AM

Evil Who? :winkwink:

Evil Chris 07-11-2007 11:51 AM

I must have made the big time with hate like this.

Thanks Dirty Franck. :)

SR 07-11-2007 11:52 AM

When I was still doing adult Chris has always been a great guy and always helped me whenever I needed something.

Dirty F 07-11-2007 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Dave (Post 12740319)
Chris is good peeps!!!

So lying about stats, threatening people on icq and ignoring your affiliates who make you money makes you good peeps? How does that work exactly? I dont get it. Please explain.

sweetums 07-11-2007 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B! (Post 12740302)
Great questions, I want to hear the answer to which he prefers more, golf or boobs... even though I already know the answer.... sorry Steph he lies:-)

Hahahaha...you are a brat, Kenny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

EC is definitely a great candidate for an Ambush!! Looking forward to this one :)

Quagmire 07-11-2007 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 12740290)
No no, its not just hate. Its getting sick of people who defend scammers and liars and thiefs because they are bro's.

Yeah, but you have to look at it from the flip side. I have *never* had a problem contacting him and getting a response. I've mentioned before, I am a tiny TR affiliate, not even a blip on their radar.

I am not his Bro, I don't let him bang my wife, I post once or twice a week on his forum, and I'm not supplying him with coke. I can not complain one single bit about his affiliate support for me, and I have ICQ logs going back to 2004 that include conversations with him. Maybe I'm lucky?

If I didn't know better, with all the posting you're doing in this thread I'd swear you have a schoolboy crush on him. :winkwink:

O MARINA 07-11-2007 11:58 AM

I'm here to hate on you as well :1orglaugh:1orglaugh jk

start answering the questions Chris!

jhauser 07-11-2007 11:58 AM

Beware Evil Chris has a vicious guard dog. LOL JK Your pooch is cute but not as cute as mine. I need to search for some more pics. I seem to recall us having a good time at the CC IBill party. Chris do you remember that sign? For the life of me I couldn't get my phone to send it to you.

Phoenix 07-11-2007 11:58 AM

Good stuff Chris...i think you took the very first picture of me at a show ever

Blue Player 07-11-2007 11:59 AM

I signed up to his program. I asked a few questions and he never got back to me.

I dont push him anymore.

I would like him to try it with me to my face.

Evil Chris 07-11-2007 11:59 AM

2) You look like the bastard child of Richard Gere and George Clooney. Are you related to either of them?

Not related, and I'm starting to wonder how two men can conceive a child here. This must be one of Rochard's questions. :1orglaugh

But I will say that the chicks dig the grey. :thumbsup

Phoenix 07-11-2007 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 12740029)
Wow, I've just realized how little Sleazy and his cronies are worth my time. The "Brobush Interview" is worthless. One needs not read the post Scott made to see that if "Evil Chris" is getting interview and is revered in this industry something is very wrong.

"Hey bro if you need anything just ICQ me. This doesn't mean I will respond or give a fuck, but me saying "ICQ me if you need anything" is reassuring and makes me sound cool."

anytime i have icqed chris he has answered quite quickly

maybe there is a reason people dont respond to you?

Evil Chris 07-11-2007 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 12740351)
If I didn't know better, with all the posting you're doing in this thread I'd swear you have a schoolboy crush on him. :winkwink:

He does have a crush on me. So do his fake nicks.

Bro pimp smiley ---> :pimp

Quagmire 07-11-2007 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Player (Post 12740371)
I signed up to his program. I asked a few questions and he never got back to me.

I dont push him anymore.

I would like him to try it with me to my face.

Careful there, the wet ink from your fresh registration form is going to smudge this thread.

jhauser 07-11-2007 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 12740372)
2) You look like the bastard child of Richard Gere and George Clooney. Are you related to either of them?

Not related, and I'm starting to wonder how two men can conceive a child here. This must be one of Rochard's questions. :1orglaugh

But I will say that the chicks dig the grey. :thumbsup

Yes there is something about the salt-n-pepper that really drives the ladies wild.

Lana 07-11-2007 12:07 PM

Congratulations Chris. I'm looking forward to reading your interview. Nice job on them Sleazy and crew :)

Cheers,
Lana

lulu36 07-11-2007 12:10 PM

nice choice for an interviewee sleazy. got to love EC!

crockett 07-11-2007 12:10 PM

should be interesting

vidvicious 07-11-2007 12:11 PM

Evil Chris .. Great read so far .. Evil is one the very first people I started working with in the Bizz!

congrats chris !

Evil Chris 07-11-2007 12:12 PM

3) Why do you drive "chick cars" ? cars that you usually see chicks driving?

OK I admit that back in 1992 I had a Mazda Miata. But it was the green one with the wood finish interior and nice mags. It was a lot of fun!

Dirty F 07-11-2007 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vidvicious (Post 12740453)
Evil Chris .. Great read so far .. Evil is one the very first people I started working with in the Bizz!

congrats chris !

You turned out ok.

TheEnforcer 07-11-2007 12:17 PM

Should be a good interview with interestign answers. Always enjoy doing business with EC as it's always a good experience. :thumbsup

DK 07-11-2007 12:20 PM

Shit EC!
I was just thinking that I know you almost 10 years now.
Dam i remember when there used to be a Good Chris!
Hope to see you in Miami!


fuck all you ho's!

Funbrunette 07-11-2007 12:22 PM

This should be good...lol :1orglaugh Time to pull out my "private" stash of Evil Chris pics! :thumbsup

Blue Player 07-11-2007 12:23 PM

You fucked a British pornstar called Giselle in your car. She said you had a really small penis even though she is only 5ft 2 inches.

Please explain?

Evil Chris 07-11-2007 12:25 PM

4) What is the Snake Removal Service, and do you offer this service in the US?

http://www.evil-chris.com/temp/srsm.jpg
It's very simple. Take the club of your choice (in this case, a 4 iron), usually one from an older set and things can sometimes get messy, locate the snake and beat the shit out of it. Pose for photo (optional). Services to the US are not currently available.

webgurl 07-11-2007 12:26 PM

Chrissssssssss haven't seen u in over 2yrs at the Phoenix show
:)

NinjaSteve 07-11-2007 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 12740533)
4) What is the Snake Removal Service, and do you offer this service in the US?

http://www.evil-chris.com/temp/srsm.jpg
It's very simple. Take the club of your choice (in this case, a 4 iron), usually one from an older set and things can sometimes get messy, locate the snake and beat the shit out of it. Pose for photo (optional). Services to the US are not currently available.

That's awesome right there :D

JFK 07-11-2007 12:32 PM

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/archi...Img0000442.jpg

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/archi...Img0000596.jpg

Quagmire 07-11-2007 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 12740533)
4) What is the Snake Removal Service, and do you offer this service in the US?

http://www.evil-chris.com/temp/srsm.jpg
It's very simple. Take the club of your choice (in this case, a 4 iron), usually one from an older set and things can sometimes get messy, locate the snake and beat the shit out of it. Pose for photo (optional). Services to the US are not currently available.

Judging from all those brown dirt pock-marks behind you, you weren't kidding about the 'beat the shit out of it' part. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Purple Haze 07-11-2007 12:48 PM

Evil Chris is one gracious person, which is hard to come by in any industry. This interview is a long time in the making.

Looking forward to it! :thumbsup

Purple Haze

Evil Chris 07-11-2007 12:48 PM

5) How many times have you been caught jerking off in the shower?

Caught? Never.... :1orglaugh

Jman 07-11-2007 12:58 PM

Nice Ambush, Chris as been a great friend for a long time.

CDSmith 07-11-2007 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 12740457)
3) Why do you drive "chick cars" ? cars that you usually see chicks driving?

OK I admit that back in 1992 I had a Mazda Miata.

Oh man right there... CHICK MOBILE!

I would so pelt you with eggs if you'd have driven past me. :1orglaugh


Go EC, this thread should go 8 pages, between the haters, the bros, hoes, and the peanut gallery.

Rochard 07-11-2007 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 12740670)
5) How many times have you been caught jerking off in the shower?

Caught? Never.... :1orglaugh

Liar liar pants on fire!

Xenophage 07-11-2007 01:10 PM

awesome good person to ambush

Dirty F 07-11-2007 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 12740384)
He does have a crush on me. So do his fake nicks.

Bro pimp smiley ---> :pimp

You are a fucking idiot. Ice, if you read this let me know how many fake nicks i use(d) to attack him.

Fucking moron.

Ice 07-11-2007 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 12740886)
You are a fucking idiot. Ice, if you read this let me know how many fake nicks i use(d) to attack him.

Fucking moron.

Franck doesn't use fake nicks

Evil Chris 07-11-2007 01:39 PM

Mom!!
Evil Chris said a lie about me!!!

jonesy 07-11-2007 01:50 PM

http://proamcontent.com/images/franck.jpg

what happend to the nice battus we all knew and loved?

AZSarah 07-11-2007 02:15 PM

Congrats on the ambush Chris!!
Looking forward to the rest of it :)

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...hxforum050.jpg

Klen 07-11-2007 02:20 PM

I more preffer to read bros interview from will76 :)

JFK 07-11-2007 02:38 PM

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/archi...Img0000599.jpg

Dirty F 07-11-2007 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 12740959)
Mom!!
Evil Chris said a lie about me!!!

No no, it just shows what an idiot you are.

MichaelP 07-11-2007 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 12739464)
no kidding. me thinks some trolls got hit by the summer slow down and can't make their honda civic payments and thus are venting here . :2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MichaelP 07-11-2007 03:09 PM

Wow Scott, What a nice choice, about time Chris get the 100 questions.

Chris is such a smooth and nice guy and I'm truly honored to count him as a friend...

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OK OK I only say that cause I want some XXX and 000 from Funbrunette :winkwink:

Can't wait to read some answers, especially the hair dying one :1orglaugh


MAd Love Chris :)

MediaGuy 07-11-2007 03:15 PM

Ayuh this should be good...

But you know, the question is not whether his biggest obsession is boobs or golf, since he never tries to push boobs on anyone.

But he is the biggest golf junkie I know, and he doesn't seem to shy away from pushing the links and tees in dark alleys or anytime you have a conversation with him...

Golf is an addiction. There is a cure. I think Chris would say this is the cure: play!

:)

Black Dog 07-11-2007 03:34 PM

Great interview so far.

I am learning a lot about Chris. For example I thought "snake removal service" was something completely different.


B

Busty 07-11-2007 03:48 PM

Evil, Dugmore and Steve Sweet were the first guys I hung with when I got in the biz, the first 2 were working for Rose Cash, and Mr Sweet was wild and crazy. Great ambush of a good guy

Gavin

will76 07-11-2007 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 12741206)
I more preffer to read bros interview from will76 :)

:thumbsup:thumbsup


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