50 ruined endings..

btw fuck you CDSmith... you thong wearing gay bandit... haha

Its only over until that uppity pommy chick wants more money!!!!

I can't believe the simpsons movie is being overshadowed by this!!!

Are you repeating yourself on purpose or just that fucking dull?

Actually I am just laughing out loud at your stupidity.

Yep, in 50 or so years this 'Harry Potter' series will be a classic...hell, maybe they'll even make movies about it...

Another moment where Headless is laughing by himself at a joke only he gets. What happened to your career genius? If you're so funny, what happened to your show? If you're so intelligent, why aren't you making any money?

Well digg this loser is going to play with his beautfil daughter.

Have fun playing the other losers on gfy instead of actually reading the potter book.

The only smart move you've made all day. Enjoy.

What happened to my show? I decided to end it when I wanted too.

I guess thats a case of a tanking career.

Since when did you get a look at my bank account? You my personal accountant now?

Coming from the #1 potter fan who would rather post then read the book.

Pathetic.

I can't believe I am pissing with a potter crybaby.

I like it as well (bought the final part 5 minutes after it came out, only thing I did in between reading was sleeping).

My point wasn't that the critic didn't like it, though - he's a pompous twat - but that this particular criticism of his is somewhat valid. Rowling does have a tendency to use somewhat clichéd phrases rather often.

On the other hand, of course, she's an absolute master of setting atmospheres and her wit is often absolutely brilliant.

You keep repeating this like a broken record.. you're scoring some major points by pointing out that I'm not actually reading the book right this second? That's a major win for you? Once again, you're just too smart for me, because I didn't see the point the first time you said it, let alone the fifth.

You lost your radio show because it wasn't funny. I know you're broke because I have eyes and ears. It's not difficult.

And you're not pissing WITH me, you're getting pissed on BY me.

This is 'wit' like sticking out your tongue at someone is wit. This is all you've learned after all this time? This is the best you can do?

Btw, dig, do read the final book, and ignore spoilers - they are often false, and even when true, simple facts do not tell the whole story.

Major points? This is a competiton only in your mind dig.

And I am pointing out, that you are such a loser that you would rather piss on gfy then actually read the book. How could I actually expect you to get that if you are too dense for anything else.

And one other thing before I am out. I NEVER lost my show. I ended it when I wanted too because I got bored. Ask all of my sponsors who I dropped when I ended it.

AWE still sponsors this board and woul still be buying air time if I didnt end it.

suuuure... you 'decided' to end the only notable thing you ever did in this industry, all on your own.

A little birdy told me it was because you're a fat fucking dullard who couldn't bring in any listeners and wouldn't know funny if it bit your face off. It could have been wrong I suppose...

hey headless, I'm STILL not reading the book! How STUPID huh? That means you're WINNING!!

I guess you missed the fact that I had so many listeners tivo put me in their top ten talk catergory. I guess you missed the fact that I got banned at that same time for announcing this on gfy.

I gues being in tivo's top ten talk catergory means nobody listened to me.

Dig you have nothing but bullshit spewing from your mouth.

You have no facts. Get some facts and then talk shit.

I was there. So were at least two other people, each and every show. I KNOW how powerful you were.

I guess I ended my show when I was in tivo's top ten and live365's top ten was because I was a failure.

You are an idiot dig.

Howdy Dig...

Howsit goin?

Dig... stfu you were never in the chatroom.

:helpme:helpme

Hey dig guess what... You know that big fat guy from potter with that wild hair? Dumblesomethin... I heard he dies....

Need a tissue?

And you're a one trick pony whose only trick isn't even worth a shit. I KNOW you think I'm an idiot. I KNOW I'm not reading the book right this second.

You got anything else, or do you just want to repeat those very important facts another couple dozen times, since obviously I didn't see them the first eleven times, given that I'm not devastated yet?

I'm still waiting for you to save me dig...

Hey headless, I need 1k ten dolla special banners stat!

*looks at headless' portfolio*

um.. never mind

Alright my time is up... Thanks for the thread bumps dig... I appreciate a 3 pager tonight...

And you're right I am a one trick pony. I made a thread with an intriging title, and you cried like a baby.

Next time let's play jump. And no you do not need to ask me how high.

Loser.

That comment alone proves what a tool you are.

Jealous much? The author is the richest woman in England, surpassing the Queen, with her silly "book."

You're sig still isn't using default color.

You're too oblivious to save, you either can't see what's wrong with you and believe me it's OBVIOUS - or you're too proud to admit you need help.

In any case, when you make your thread that you're a. leaving the biz or b. going to work as a csr for some bumfuck proggy I never heard of for McDonald's money, I'll try not to laugh. Publically.

when *baddog* weighs in on MY side, you KNOW you're a tool.

the thread wasn't 'intriguing'.. it was so obnoxiously stupid; so fucking moronic and offensive that I felt like I had to come in and piss all over you. Say what you want Headless, but you KNOW the truth: I don't lie. I don't piss for no reason, and if I'm on your ass telling you you're a fucking idiot, then you're a fucking idiot. Change your ways.

Yours is?

I was thinking the same thing when I made the post. :1orglaugh

In other words I said jump, you said "How high?".

You are not a savior, you are not all mighty as your ego may lead you to believe. I got exatly what I wanted. A potter cry baby to make a nice long thread for siggy views.

Thanks.

Did you sell a $10 banner as a result?

you're already a fag for even starting a harry potter thread.

btw baddog is quite the retard. Doesnt have much to do with the topic at hand, just wanted to share this piece of info.

Hey dig, read the book. Headless isn't being as bad as you think. Also, you really shouldn't have come to GFY within a few days of the release of something that is important to you.. Well especially after the last book and all the little cock holsters trying to spoil it then.. I've been on a forum blackout since the book leaked a few days ago..
But I fully support the main thrust of your anger. The sort of person that spoils the things others enjoy for the joy of their anguish really don't deserve to be breathing the same air as everyone else.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Thats awesome.

Stop being a gnob Headless. I thought you'd gotten over that wierd masochistic desire to get owned weekly.

Wtf?

Yesterday I went out shopping and kids all over the place had their heads in the book. I personally think that is a wonderful thing and don't get people wanting to ruin that for them or the readers that are now young adults that have been reading the books as they have grown.

I have never read one one of the books but I know how much I hate it when people go out of their way to ruin a book or a film for me.

It takes a special kind of jerk to try to snatch joy from people.

Come on jim you should know better. I got a bunch of cry baby potter fans to bump a thread...

And just like joe said in his harry potter is dead thread....


Exactly the point of my thread....