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dig420 07-21-2007 04:47 PM

I'm telling you what you need to know: You're not funny. You're not a celebrity. You never will be. Also, your designs are bargain basement trash.

Learn how to make friends, generate traffic on your own or how to fill out a job application.

dropped9 07-21-2007 04:48 PM

It took you that long to copy and paste that shit?

Jesus dig... You're loosing your touch...

Have you read the book yet?

dig420 07-21-2007 04:49 PM

Not much point in reading it now, is there fatass?

Thanks.

Libertine 07-21-2007 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 12795375)
JRR Tolkien and Shakespeare were also considered works of 'low' culture in their time. You don't get umpteen million readers by luck. 50 years from now this series will be considered a great classic, and I don't give a shit how many tough guys think it's uncool to like it.

Popularity, however, is not a guarantee for art. Consider the old James Bond movies - classics, undoubtedly, and rather entertaining as well, but probably not great art.

Don't get me wrong, I loved the Harry Potter books, and their popularity is well-deserved, but J.K. Rowling is no Shakespeare.

Here's a bit from a blog post I mostly disagree with, but which makes a few decent points nonetheless:

Quote:

Here, from page 324 of The Order of the Phoenix, to give you a typical example, are six consecutive descriptions of the way people speak. "...said Snape maliciously," "... said Harry furiously", " ... he said glumly", "... said Hermione severely", "... said Ron indignantly", " ... said Hermione loftily". Do I need to explain why that is such second-rate writing?
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/books/20..._is_the_p.html

Now, I would strongly disagree with the assertment that Rowling's writing is second-rate, but it gives a good example of a significant weakness in the Harry Potter series.

dig420 07-21-2007 04:51 PM

You wanted some attention, how are you liking it so far?

dropped9 07-21-2007 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 12795477)
Not much point in reading it now, is there fatass?

Thanks.

So you are bitching this much and haven't really read the book?

Talk about foaming at the mouth, insane priorities... Maybe you should grab a cup of joe and sit on a nice chair and read the book.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dropped9 07-21-2007 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 12795489)
You wanted some attention, how are you liking it so far?

HAHA It's kind of so last year actually...

dropped9 07-21-2007 04:52 PM

Dumbass hasn't read the book.

If you were such a big potter fan, why haven't you read the book? Why are you playing with a loser such as myself?

dropped9 07-21-2007 04:53 PM

You should be ashamed at what type of harry potter fan you have become.

You would rather sit here on gfy and piss with a loser such as myself then read the book.

hahahahaha

dig420 07-21-2007 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 12795485)
Popularity, however, is not a guarantee for art. Consider the old James Bond movies - classics, undoubtedly, and rather entertaining as well, but probably not great art.

Don't get me wrong, I loved the Harry Potter books, and their popularity is well-deserved, but J.K. Rowling is no Shakespeare.

Here's a bit from a blog post I mostly disagree with, but which makes a few decent points nonetheless:


http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/books/20..._is_the_p.html

Now, I would strongly disagree with the assertment that Rowling's writing is second-rate, but it gives a good example of a significant weakness in the Harry Potter series.


Samuel Pepys (1633-1703) called A Midsummer Night's Dream "the most insipid, ridiculous play that I ever saw in my life."

Voltaire wrote: "Shakespeare is a drunken savage with some imagination whose plays please only in London and Canada," "Shakespeare is the Corneille of London, but everywhere else he is a great fool..."

It's arguable. I like it.

sonofsamm 07-21-2007 04:54 PM

50 ruined endings..

btw fuck you CDSmith... you thong wearing gay bandit... haha

cj_purve 07-21-2007 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by AbsolutePorn (Post 12792298)
Thank God this ends. It was starting to get annoying...

Its only over until that uppity pommy chick wants more money!!!!

I can't believe the simpsons movie is being overshadowed by this!!!

dig420 07-21-2007 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless (Post 12795510)
You should be ashamed at what type of harry potter fan you have become.

You would rather sit here on gfy and piss with a loser such as myself then read the book.

hahahahaha

Are you repeating yourself on purpose or just that fucking dull?

dropped9 07-21-2007 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 12795516)
Are you repeating yourself on purpose or just that fucking dull?

Actually I am just laughing out loud at your stupidity.

Axarsys 07-21-2007 04:57 PM

Yep, in 50 or so years this 'Harry Potter' series will be a classic...hell, maybe they'll even make movies about it...

dig420 07-21-2007 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless (Post 12795520)
Actually I am just laughing out loud at your stupidity.

Another moment where Headless is laughing by himself at a joke only he gets. What happened to your career genius? If you're so funny, what happened to your show? If you're so intelligent, why aren't you making any money?

dropped9 07-21-2007 04:57 PM

Well digg this loser is going to play with his beautfil daughter.

Have fun playing the other losers on gfy instead of actually reading the potter book.

dig420 07-21-2007 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless (Post 12795531)
Well digg this loser is going to play with his beautfil daughter.

The only smart move you've made all day. Enjoy.

dropped9 07-21-2007 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 12795530)
Another moment where Headless is laughing by himself at a joke only he gets. What happened to your career genius? If you're so funny, what happened to your show? If you're so intelligent, why aren't you making any money?

What happened to my show? I decided to end it when I wanted too.

I guess thats a case of a tanking career.

Since when did you get a look at my bank account? You my personal accountant now?

dropped9 07-21-2007 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 12795534)
The only smart move you've made all day. Enjoy.

Coming from the #1 potter fan who would rather post then read the book.

Pathetic.

dropped9 07-21-2007 05:01 PM

I can't believe I am pissing with a potter crybaby.

Libertine 07-21-2007 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 12795511)
Samuel Pepys (1633-1703) called A Midsummer Night's Dream "the most insipid, ridiculous play that I ever saw in my life."

Voltaire wrote: "Shakespeare is a drunken savage with some imagination whose plays please only in London and Canada," "Shakespeare is the Corneille of London, but everywhere else he is a great fool..."

It's arguable. I like it.

I like it as well (bought the final part 5 minutes after it came out, only thing I did in between reading was sleeping).

My point wasn't that the critic didn't like it, though - he's a pompous twat - but that this particular criticism of his is somewhat valid. Rowling does have a tendency to use somewhat clichéd phrases rather often.

On the other hand, of course, she's an absolute master of setting atmospheres and her wit is often absolutely brilliant.

dig420 07-21-2007 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless (Post 12795542)
Coming from the #1 potter fan who would rather post then read the book.

Pathetic.

You keep repeating this like a broken record.. you're scoring some major points by pointing out that I'm not actually reading the book right this second? That's a major win for you? Once again, you're just too smart for me, because I didn't see the point the first time you said it, let alone the fifth.

You lost your radio show because it wasn't funny. I know you're broke because I have eyes and ears. It's not difficult.

And you're not pissing WITH me, you're getting pissed on BY me.

dig420 07-21-2007 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless (Post 12795546)
I can't believe I am pissing with a potter crybaby.

This is 'wit' like sticking out your tongue at someone is wit. This is all you've learned after all this time? This is the best you can do?

Libertine 07-21-2007 05:06 PM

Btw, dig, do read the final book, and ignore spoilers - they are often false, and even when true, simple facts do not tell the whole story.

dropped9 07-21-2007 05:09 PM

Major points? This is a competiton only in your mind dig.

And I am pointing out, that you are such a loser that you would rather piss on gfy then actually read the book. How could I actually expect you to get that if you are too dense for anything else.

And one other thing before I am out. I NEVER lost my show. I ended it when I wanted too because I got bored. Ask all of my sponsors who I dropped when I ended it.

AWE still sponsors this board and woul still be buying air time if I didnt end it.

dig420 07-21-2007 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless (Post 12795580)
Major points? This is a competiton only in your mind dig.

And I am pointing out, that you are such a loser that you would rather piss on gfy then actually read the book. How could I actually expect you to get that if you are too dense for anything else.

And one other thing before I am out. I NEVER lost my show. I ended it when I wanted too because I got bored. Ask all of my sponsors who I dropped when I ended it.

AWE still sponsors this board and woul still be buying air time if I didnt end it.

suuuure... you 'decided' to end the only notable thing you ever did in this industry, all on your own.

A little birdy told me it was because you're a fat fucking dullard who couldn't bring in any listeners and wouldn't know funny if it bit your face off. It could have been wrong I suppose...

dig420 07-21-2007 05:13 PM

hey headless, I'm STILL not reading the book! How STUPID huh? That means you're WINNING!!

dropped9 07-21-2007 05:13 PM

I guess you missed the fact that I had so many listeners tivo put me in their top ten talk catergory. I guess you missed the fact that I got banned at that same time for announcing this on gfy.

I gues being in tivo's top ten talk catergory means nobody listened to me.

dropped9 07-21-2007 05:14 PM

Dig you have nothing but bullshit spewing from your mouth.

You have no facts. Get some facts and then talk shit.

dig420 07-21-2007 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless (Post 12795591)
I guess you missed the fact that I had so many listeners tivo put me in their top ten talk catergory. I guess you missed the fact that I got banned at that same time for announcing this on gfy.

I gues being in tivo's top ten talk catergory means nobody listened to me.

I was there. So were at least two other people, each and every show. I KNOW how powerful you were.

dropped9 07-21-2007 05:15 PM

I guess I ended my show when I was in tivo's top ten and live365's top ten was because I was a failure.

You are an idiot dig.

PersianKitty 07-21-2007 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 12795278)
sup PK, long time no purrrr

Howdy Dig...

Howsit goin?

dropped9 07-21-2007 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 12795594)
I was there. So were at least two other people, each and every show. I KNOW how powerful you were.

Dig... stfu you were never in the chatroom.

Dirty Dane 07-21-2007 05:16 PM

:helpme:helpme

dropped9 07-21-2007 05:18 PM

Hey dig guess what... You know that big fat guy from potter with that wild hair? Dumblesomethin... I heard he dies....

Need a tissue?

dig420 07-21-2007 05:19 PM

And you're a one trick pony whose only trick isn't even worth a shit. I KNOW you think I'm an idiot. I KNOW I'm not reading the book right this second.

You got anything else, or do you just want to repeat those very important facts another couple dozen times, since obviously I didn't see them the first eleven times, given that I'm not devastated yet?

dropped9 07-21-2007 05:20 PM

I'm still waiting for you to save me dig...

dig420 07-21-2007 05:22 PM

Hey headless, I need 1k ten dolla special banners stat!

*looks at headless' portfolio*

um.. never mind

dropped9 07-21-2007 05:23 PM

Alright my time is up... Thanks for the thread bumps dig... I appreciate a 3 pager tonight...

And you're right I am a one trick pony. I made a thread with an intriging title, and you cried like a baby.

Next time let's play jump. And no you do not need to ask me how high.

Loser.


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