interesting story , but where is the sense?

I really can't believe I made it to the end of this thread.. I don't even drink coffee.. I'd ask you guys if you can send me a life, but you're all here too.. fuck.

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I wont even go to starbucks because I refuse to say words like venti and grande and marchiado or whatever... this is the USA and I speak fucking english. Fucking Starbucks started in Seattle there is nothing italian about it.

So I just have my wife order for me.

Do ya'll tip the coffee monkey?

I quit coffee about a year ago.

I no longer have anxiety problems or anxiety attacks.

he must not like his job :1orglaugh

this thread saves my sunday so far :1orglaugh

Not a coffee fan, I'd rather drink coco, but I'll make the stuff myself just the way I like it...it's also safer that way.

you know how I knew you were gay

"So the guy apologizes - and i say really loud - My hearing is fucled up so i didnt hear you, could you repeat that again a little louder...."

OWNED!! hahaha

:1orglaugh $7/hour? I made more than that when I was on my practical working experience in school.

I bet you didn't even say anything.... but you were just angry that they messed up your order and you rushed home to tell gfy about it and made it into some bs story..

and if you DID say something.... i bet they didn't bring you an ICE coffee.... because you are trying to cover up your stupidity that venti = large...

Give me a fucking liter o cola!

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