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aico 07-23-2007 07:06 PM

50 horseheads in the bed

pocketkangaroo 07-23-2007 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12805126)
I am facing 3 lawsuit threats that involve some of the largest, and in 1 case most respected, people/companies in this industry.

I need to decide for myself what I am or am not willing to risk in order to defend my First Amendment rights at this point.

If I go down this road, I guarantee you all right here and now, I won't be the one most people in this community will be siding with either. To many business relationships involving too much money surround the people/companies that will be attacking me.

I need to decide if I'm willing to give up working in the adult industry entirely, spend significant time and money, risk everything that I have, in order to protect a couple of parodies that I have written.

This isn't about "having balls" or "chickening out" and this isn't about "board drama". This is about some things far more fundamental than that, and about things that will effect my everyday real-world life in some major ways.

Never in my life have I deleted anything that I have written. I've worked hard through the years raising tens of thousands of dollars for groups like the ACLU and the FSC. Believe me when I say that I don't take this matter lightly.

I'm doing some serious inner searching over this matter, and don't want to act without thinking everything through thoroughly.

Post the e-mail/letter that was sent to you. There is no crime in that (in fact there is no crime in anything you've done).

Pleasurepays 07-23-2007 07:09 PM

i think that you, more than anyone has the unique talent to rally support. don't let anyone influence your decision where you alone will pay the price or bear the burdens, but remember that you won't be alone either... and plenty of people will stand behind you.

CurrentlySober 07-23-2007 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12805126)
I am facing 3 lawsuit threats that involve some of the largest, and in 1 case most respected, people/companies in this industry.

I need to decide for myself what I am or am not willing to risk in order to defend my First Amendment rights at this point.

If I go down this road, I guarantee you all right here and now, I won't be the one most people in this community will be siding with either. Too many business relationships involving too much money surround the people/companies that will be attacking me.

I need to decide if I'm willing to give up working in the adult industry entirely, spend significant time and money, risk everything that I have, in order to protect a couple of parodies that I have written.

This isn't about "having balls" or "chickening out" and this isn't about "board drama". This is about some things far more fundamental than that, and about things that will effect my everyday real-world life in some major ways.

Never in my life have I deleted anything that I have written. I've worked hard through the years raising tens of thousands of dollars for groups like the ACLU and the FSC. Believe me when I say that I don't take this matter lightly.

I'm doing some serious inner searching over this matter, and don't want to act without thinking everything through thoroughly.

As always, "Teh BoyAlley" lubbins all his breeders.........

Well good luck in whatever you decide to do :)

stev0 07-23-2007 07:14 PM

I'd be interested to know who exactly these 3 companies threatening to sue you are... this poem must have pissed someone off, lol

Chio The Pirate 07-23-2007 07:15 PM

http://www.sharkyfarts.com/gallery/d...artmarch01.jpg

tical 07-23-2007 07:16 PM

wow

speechless

Captain Nigg3r 07-23-2007 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12804134)
Ok I want to know what everyone else thinks. Since this is the porn industry, and we are suppose to be champions of free speech and all:

Let's say, hypothetically, a BRO made somewhat of an ass of himself on a certain message board.

You thought it was funnay, so you wrote a parody poem summarizing the incident, and the things that he wrote on the public forum.

Then the BRO realizes he might have went too far in his original thread, and wants the whole incident erased from the minds of the masses.

So, the BRO tells you if you don't delete your poem, he will sick his pitt bull lawyer on you, and it's going to cost you big money.

What would you do?

Tell the BRO to suck your ass. These idiots aren't going to waste money on a pointless lawsuit. Shit, they have to buy drinks for their bros at the next convention.:thumbsup

quiet 07-23-2007 07:18 PM

three companies want to sue you over some poem? wtf?

xNetworx 07-23-2007 07:24 PM

Take that blog down and burn it. It was kinda funny but not worth pissing off people that can make you money (ya never know)

mikeyddddd 07-23-2007 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12805126)
I am facing 3 lawsuit threats that involve some of the largest, and in 1 case most respected, people/companies in this industry...


I guess I won't be posting my original comments about allegations regarding Rodman's dick.

It would appear that at least one company and/or person may be the recipient of misplaced respect.

jonesonyou 07-23-2007 07:26 PM

Ban All of teh Bro's !

StuartD 07-23-2007 07:28 PM

Just do us a favour.... if your attorney says that you are safe, please out the bro's who are trying to pressure you into silence. :winkwink:

pocketkangaroo 07-23-2007 07:29 PM

He can out them right now if he wants to. There isn't a secret rule about keeping every e-mail/letter you get private. If you got a C&D, post it. You really think they will sue you for posting a letter they sent you?

sacX 07-23-2007 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 12805247)
He can out them right now if he wants to. There isn't a secret rule about keeping every e-mail/letter you get private. If you got a C&D, post it. You really think they will sue you for posting a letter they sent you?

was this the DrinkingHard + TMC poem? If GTS are threatening you then that's ridiculous and they don't stand a chance.

Scroto 07-23-2007 07:51 PM

send it to me and ill post it on one of my blogs :thumbsup

pocketkangaroo 07-23-2007 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sacX (Post 12805349)
was this the DrinkingHard + TMC poem? If GTS are threatening you then that's ridiculous and they don't stand a chance.

It's a parody site, no one stands a chance.

dark1313star 07-23-2007 08:03 PM

are the Bros related to Scientologists?

both seem to have more lawyers and money than brains or balls, and no sense of humor

BoyAlley 07-23-2007 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 12805247)
You really think they will sue you for posting a letter they sent you?


Uhm. They're willing to sue a faggot for writing a poem. I don't put much past them at this point......
:disgust

pocketkangaroo 07-23-2007 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12805417)

Uhm. They're willing to sue a faggot for writing a poem. I don't put much past them at this point......
:disgust

I'm just surprised you let it get to you. They have nothing to sue you for. It's just a lame threat to get you to take it down and it appears to have worked. Fuck dude, if they sued you, we'd all pitch in for the legal bills, although this would be laughed out of court right away.

BoyAlley 07-23-2007 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 12805427)
Fuck dude, if they sued you, we'd all pitch in for the legal bills

Yea except the peeps with the cash wouldn't be siding with me. :error

pocketkangaroo 07-23-2007 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12805439)
Yea except the peeps with the cash wouldn't be siding with me. :error

Well at least post what they sent you. They can't sue you for something they fucking wrote.

BoyAlley 07-23-2007 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 12805454)
Well at least post what they sent you. They can't sue you for something they fucking wrote.

My poem was nothing but taking things that THEY wrote and parodying them and making them rhyme.

Cripe Mighty you breeders are some dramas let me tell ya!

Pipecrew 07-23-2007 08:27 PM

This has to be fake drama for publicity or something, because if this is true, therapy is needed.

BoyAlley 07-23-2007 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 12805491)
This has to be fake drama for publicity or something, because if this is true, therapy is needed.


DEFINITELY not fake drama! I promise you all that. It's totally messed up.

Breeders can't take a joke apparently. :disgust

xxxdesign-net 07-23-2007 08:32 PM

WOW.. is bromaster next? lol.. If they can find who it is.. Btw, i agree with you.. it has nothing to do with balls.. who wants to waste time and risk money and health over couple of humorous poems.. Even if its probably bluff.. But 3 companies? Thats kinda of shocking..

chase 07-23-2007 08:32 PM

Lawds Mercy.
That is some majorly shady shit, and I would be inclined to think far worse of someone for pressuring you in these circumstances than for anything you said in the first place. One more circumstance of "damage control" causing more damage than what was to be controlled in the first place.
I got a giggle out of the site; I'm sorry to see it go and I'm doubly sorry that someone thinks it was a threat to them. No more fun here much anymore. :(

SomeCreep 07-23-2007 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12804134)
What would you do?

I would make a poop and paint it yellow.

BlackCrayon 07-23-2007 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12805126)
I am facing 3 lawsuit threats that involve some of the largest, and in 1 case most respected, people/companies in this industry.

I need to decide for myself what I am or am not willing to risk in order to defend my First Amendment rights at this point.

If I go down this road, I guarantee you all right here and now, I won't be the one most people in this community will be siding with either. Too many business relationships involving too much money surround the people/companies that will be attacking me.

I need to decide if I'm willing to give up working in the adult industry entirely, spend significant time and money, risk everything that I have, in order to protect a couple of parodies that I have written.

This isn't about "having balls" or "chickening out" and this isn't about "board drama". This is about some things far more fundamental than that, and about things that will effect my everyday real-world life in some major ways.

Never in my life have I deleted anything that I have written. I've worked hard through the years raising tens of thousands of dollars for groups like the ACLU and the FSC. Believe me when I say that I don't take this matter lightly.

I'm doing some serious inner searching over this matter, and don't want to act without thinking everything through thoroughly.

As always, "Teh BoyAlley" lubbins all his breeders.........

Some people have more money than brains, what can you do i guess. Nothing i hate more than dicks on a powertrip.

BoyAlley 07-23-2007 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 12805546)
Some people have more money than brains, what can you do i guess. Nothing i hate more than dicks on a powertrip.

That's EXACTLY what this is, a powertrip. :disgust

pocketkangaroo 07-23-2007 09:22 PM

I still don't get why you won't say who sent you the e-mail/letter?

Ayla_SquareTurtle 07-23-2007 09:40 PM

wow, so I really thought this was all silliness at first. This is an actual, credible legal threat? Over a Dennis Rodman poem? errr......:error

BoyAlley 07-23-2007 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle (Post 12805699)
wow, so I really thought this was all silliness at first. This is an actual, credible legal threat? Over a Dennis Rodman poem? errr......:error

Yes. Exactly. This is no joke. It's serious shit. :disgust

shermo 07-23-2007 10:21 PM

It's too bad BROETRY.COM is taken already. :(

BoyAlley 07-23-2007 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack (Post 12805789)
It's too bad BROETRY.COM is taken already. :(

Why are you in the mood to get threats of massive legal action against you too?

aico 07-23-2007 10:30 PM

Maybe instead of a poem you should have done it Madlibs style.

BoyAlley 07-23-2007 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 12805812)
Maybe instead of a poem you should have done it Madlibs style.


Yes yes, maybe they weren't fans of poetry? I guess a lot of breeders don't like poems.

Maybe I should have wrote rap musics instead?
http://www.gaymainstreet.com/TheStre...es/misc/dj.gif

aico 07-23-2007 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12805827)

Yes yes, maybe they weren't fans of poetry? I guess a lot of breeders don't like poems.

Maybe I should have wrote rap musics instead?
http://www.gaymainstreet.com/TheStre...es/misc/dj.gif

yo yo yo
bum rush the show
some punk ass stole from me and my ho
we thought it was you
but now I am a foo
what the fuck we'll sue the homo too.

SmokeyTheBear 07-23-2007 10:49 PM

i would hire some friends as my high price lawyers then when he loses because parody is protected under free speech he will have to pay your legal fee's , then split the profits with your friends. :winkwink:

GreyWolf 07-23-2007 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 12805833)
yo yo yo
bum rush the show
some punk ass stole from me and my ho
we thought it was you
but now I am a foo
what the fuck we'll sue the homo too.

Brilliant aico :thumbsup

Now.. can you write something with "bro offense" value embedded - and a few lines to tease the legal profession into the idea they can earn a dime? :winkwink:

D 07-23-2007 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12805827)

Yes yes, maybe they weren't fans of poetry? I guess a lot of breeders don't like poems.

Wrong.

I even wrote one:

Dandelions, blowing in the breeze.
Spread Pollen that makes me sneeze.
I get mad, and then I frown,
And take a lawn mower, and mow them down.

SmokeyTheBear 07-23-2007 10:57 PM

there once was a man named "boy alley"
his anus was as wide as a valley
if you stand near
when his asshole appears
it looks just like my great aunt sally

BoyAlley 07-23-2007 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 12805895)
there once was a man named "boy alley"
his anus was as wide as a valley
if you stand near
when his asshole appears
it looks just like my great aunt sally


LAWDS MERCY!

I are teh sue you in courts!
All your monies are belong to my legal defense fund!

:1orglaugh:error:helpme:helpme:helpme:disgust:Oh crap

SmokeyTheBear 07-23-2007 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12805907)

LAWDS MERCY!

I are teh sue you in courts!
All your monies are belong to my legal defense fund!

:1orglaugh:error:helpme:helpme:helpme:disgust:Oh crap

whoops i meant to say "Roy Nally" not boy alley :1orglaugh

BoyAlley 07-23-2007 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 12805960)
whoops i meant to say "Roy Nally" not boy alley :1orglaugh

It's too late breeder it's too late!!!!!!!! The damages is done! Lawds Mercy!

shahab6 07-23-2007 11:23 PM

I doubt the friend will get a lawyer.

Aussie Rebel 07-23-2007 11:29 PM

BoyAlley are you going to post the email and out these cock suckers? 54.00% of the poll says you should

BoyAlley 07-23-2007 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel (Post 12806032)
BoyAlley are you going to post the email and out these cock suckers? 54.00% of the poll says you should


I'm currently considering what it is I'm going to post.

Lawds Mercy I hate litigious breeders.
:disgust

BoyAlley 07-23-2007 11:41 PM

PS: I think it's very interestings when you look and see who exactly voted "I'd delete the poem. It's not worth going against a BRO over".

Porn Farmer 07-23-2007 11:43 PM

Lets see the email.

Time to see what sort of gutless turds these humorless dickheads are.

OUT THEM!


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