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BusterBunny 07-28-2007 06:47 PM
50 crazy sluts

Jace 07-28-2007 06:52 PM
rofl @ this thread

M0nk 07-28-2007 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teg0 (Post 12834386)
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

RevSand 07-28-2007 07:49 PM
Thread should have started...


Dear penthouse forum.......

PornGeneral 07-28-2007 07:53 PM
Yesterday, 06:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 12834362)
Hey man read it into all you want either way im still meeting her wether you believe it or not Matter of fact its time to go now. Lato

Yesterday, 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 12834362)
Just a little update you can beleive this or not just got back home. We had the most amazing time together! It was so fucking hot she pulled over near a park and i dug out her pussy she sat her ass right on the center console.

She was saying the hottest shit too! Like you want me to be your slut? only your slut? She said she didnt plan on fucking me but you got me soo turned on. She asked if i had a condom i said no its in my car. She said we'll go get it then she said lets do that next time.

Yes laugh because i didnt bring a condom i know very stupid:1orglaugh

Anyway after it all was over she asked you wanna do this alot? Ofcorse i said hell yea. She said if you need a bj come to my work ill take a 15 minute break:warning I said well im not paying for it she said i dont care its cool. She took my whole cock in her throat im about 8inches for a 20 year old she gobbled that shit up nice!

She said i should have brought my camera to take pictures which i forgot to because i was rushing to meet her at 11 didnt want to be late.

She says she wants to do porn too. She said you can tell all your friends you fucked a hot chick like me:1orglaugh Funny thing is im not in her league looks wise but we just felt totally comfortable with each other from the start talking about things not just sex.


Again beleive it or not i can totally understand if you dont but it really dont matter i know the truth:thumbsup

Im gonna get pics i promise next time we meet most likely next weekend i dont wanna push her for meeting agian and scare her away. The body is tooooo hot to lose:1orglaugh
So you meet the girl, did the transaction, and came back posted on GFY in 3 hours. I call fake! And I thought you were meeting at 11...

polish_aristocrat 07-29-2007 12:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 12834362)
Just a little update you can beleive this or not just got back home. We had the most amazing time together! It was so fucking hot she pulled over near a park and i dug out her pussy she sat her ass right on the center console.

She was saying the hottest shit too! Like you want me to be your slut? only your slut? She said she didnt plan on fucking me but you got me soo turned on. She asked if i had a condom i said no its in my car. She said we'll go get it then she said lets do that next time.

Yes laugh because i didnt bring a condom i know very stupid:1orglaugh

Anyway after it all was over she asked you wanna do this alot? Ofcorse i said hell yea. She said if you need a bj come to my work ill take a 15 minute break:warning I said well im not paying for it she said i dont care its cool. She took my whole cock in her throat im about 8inches for a 20 year old she gobbled that shit up nice!

She said i should have brought my camera to take pictures which i forgot to because i was rushing to meet her at 11 didnt want to be late.

She says she wants to do porn too. She said you can tell all your friends you fucked a hot chick like me:1orglaugh Funny thing is im not in her league looks wise but we just felt totally comfortable with each other from the start talking about things not just sex.


Again beleive it or not i can totally understand if you dont but it really dont matter i know the truth:thumbsup

Im gonna get pics i promise next time we meet most likely next weekend i dont wanna push her for meeting agian and scare her away. The body is tooooo hot to lose:1orglaugh
I would believe your story but this part makes it look fake


Quote:
She took my whole cock in her throat im about 8inches for a 20 year old she gobbled that shit up nice!

BlueDesignStudios 07-29-2007 12:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12838089)
I would believe your story but this part makes it look fake
hahaha :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 08-02-2007 10:40 AM
so.... any update? pics?

BradM 08-02-2007 10:47 AM
OMG remember the time this guy totally fucking lied about being jerked off in a car by a 20 year old college girl?

Compulsive liars ROCK!

polish_aristocrat 08-04-2007 05:02 AM
whats the point in posting fake sex stories on gfy ?

NoWhErE 08-04-2007 06:20 AM
You should take your lies and make a blog with it, you'd make some money instead of wasting our time

zand_stein 08-04-2007 06:25 AM
Im looking forward for some pis
more pixs to come

Young 08-04-2007 06:32 AM
this is the gayest fucking thread i have ever read in my life. who lies about getting pussy?

seriously.

dav3 08-04-2007 06:57 AM
so did you repo her phone yet?

natas 08-04-2007 08:42 AM
hahaha this thread delivers on many counts :thumbsup

eddie-executive 08-04-2007 10:44 AM
Damn alot of angry dudes that dont get pussy calling me a liar wow some people need to get out off the computer maybe you'll get some pussy instead of hating and calling people liars.

If you dont beleive it good who cares im liar whatever makes you feel better and sleep at night. Children need to hear things to make them shut up thats exactly how you act.

Honestly who really cares if im lieing or not? You really have no life you need to bump this and say booo hooo he's lieing daddy, mommy is this guy telling the truth?

Shut the fuck up seriously.

The same people who call me a liar are the same people who sit on this board all day and post stupid shit. Look at Polish Aristocrat F.E. are chicks sluts because they tan? wtf what are you gonna ask next where do children come from? some funny characters on this board:1orglaugh


Notice my post count is low because I HAVE A LIFE OFF OF THE COMPUTER YOU SHOULD TRY IT

Libertine 08-04-2007 10:52 AM
http://www.gfy.com/8082181-post47.html

VicD 08-04-2007 10:58 AM
this thread is useless without pics

eddie-executive 08-04-2007 11:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 12873565)
Again as i said above instead of sitting at home jerking off searching past posts from me GO OUT AND GET A LIFE!:1orglaugh

wow

Seriously it dont matter if im a liar or god i simply do not care and my life and business is not conducted in any way on this board. Im not a sheep like most "webmasters":1orglaugh on here needing to suck dick for traffic:pimp

Its too nice out to be on here rambling with the keyboard gods cya. Hold down the cyber world for me :thumbsup

cranki 08-04-2007 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teg0 (Post 12834386)
that's a cool one, haven't seen it before :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Libertine 08-04-2007 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 12873588)
Again as i said above instead of sitting at home jerking off searching past posts from me GO OUT AND GET A LIFE!:1orglaugh

wow

Seriously it dont matter if im a liar or god i simply do not care and my life and business is not conducted in any way on this board. Im not a sheep like most "webmasters":1orglaugh on here needing to suck dick for traffic:pimp

Its too nice out to be on here rambling with the keyboard gods cya. Hold down the cyber world for me :thumbsup
You're posting lies about your sexlife on a message board. I seriously think you are in no position to tell others to "get a life".

xNetworx 08-04-2007 11:09 AM
I'm not buying this lame ass story. If you met her at a party, maybe. Who offers handjobs to strangers outside of a shitty TGI Fridays. Thats rediculous.

seeric 08-04-2007 12:19 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

thread of the week.

polish_aristocrat 08-04-2007 02:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 12873528)
Damn alot of angry dudes that dont get pussy calling me a liar wow some people need to get out off the computer maybe you'll get some pussy instead of hating and calling people liars.

If you dont beleive it good who cares im liar whatever makes you feel better and sleep at night. Children need to hear things to make them shut up thats exactly how you act.

Honestly who really cares if im lieing or not? You really have no life you need to bump this and say booo hooo he's lieing daddy, mommy is this guy telling the truth?

Shut the fuck up seriously.

The same people who call me a liar are the same people who sit on this board all day and post stupid shit. Look at Polish Aristocrat F.E. are chicks sluts because they tan? wtf what are you gonna ask next where do children come from? some funny characters on this board:1orglaugh


Notice my post count is low because I HAVE A LIFE OFF OF THE COMPUTER YOU SHOULD TRY IT

you were jerking off on a lonely day and then came up with a story on how you met a girl and she offered you paid sex :1orglaugh

you were bragging about it like it was your life achievement :1orglaugh
then you got excited even more and a few hours later you wrote a story on how you almost fucked her with your 8 inch cock :1orglaugh but you forgot the condoms :1orglaugh

and now you're saying the people who call you on your bullshit have no life :error

[ Nate ] 08-04-2007 03:06 PM
I'm going to start hanging out outside of fridays

eddie-executive 08-04-2007 04:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12874199)
you were jerking off on a lonely day and then came up with a story on how you met a girl and she offered you paid sex :1orglaugh

you were bragging about it like it was your life achievement :1orglaugh
then you got excited even more and a few hours later you wrote a story on how you almost fucked her with your 8 inch cock :1orglaugh but you forgot the condoms :1orglaugh

and now you're saying the people who call you on your bullshit have no life :error
Fact is i was off getting laid and you with the rest of your virgin buddies were here debating if i was telling a lie or not. You were in your house while i was in pussy don't hate go and get some its good. Oh wait i notice you keep mentioning my dick size so sounds like you smoke the cock:1orglaugh

And your still bringing up an old thread this happened last week! Seriously don't be bitter and hate go out once in your life and you might get some:321GFY

Now go tell daddy and mommy im a liar now. I swear some people are seriously under 18 on here. And Polish Aristocock your not 40 your 23 at best the way you act is a dead giveaway.

Libertine 08-04-2007 04:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 12874794)
Fact is i was off getting laid and you with the rest of your virgin buddies were here debating if i was telling a lie or not.
Fact is, you weren't getting laid. Fact is, you're a compulsive liar. Fact is, you fail at life.

Have a nice day :thumbsup

eddie-executive 08-04-2007 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 12874802)
Fact is, you weren't getting laid. Fact is, you're a compulsive liar. Fact is, you fail at life.

Have a nice day :thumbsup
Proof? :thumbsup

VeriSexy 08-04-2007 04:59 PM
this thread is useless without pics

fallenmuffin 08-04-2007 05:01 PM
"just a normal wild college girl"

dude normal girls don't wank off random dudes to pay bills lol

eddie-executive 08-04-2007 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 12874848)
"just a normal wild college girl"

dude normal girls don't wank off random dudes to pay bills lol
Yeah they get fucked and have cum blasted on their face on camera to pay bills my bad:helpme

psili 08-04-2007 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 12873588)
Again as i said above instead of sitting at home jerking off searching past posts from me GO OUT AND GET A LIFE!:1orglaugh

wow

Seriously it dont matter if im a liar or god i simply do not care and my life and business is not conducted in any way on this board. Im not a sheep like most "webmasters":1orglaugh on here needing to suck dick for traffic:pimp

Its too nice out to be on here rambling with the keyboard gods cya. Hold down the cyber world for me :thumbsup
1. Don't get upset by people's posts. They're just "words".
2. It really is difficult to believe someone's getting wicked pussy and then continually posting about it on the internet.
3. Usually, people posting about "pussy" conquests are doing it because they banged a "moped girl", or are lying. Post pictures or STFU.
4. Good for you, for getting your cock happy. Really. Cock's need that shit.
5. Until you post pictures, it's just a "story". Don't hate the dis-believers.

$.34

eddie-executive 08-04-2007 05:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by psili (Post 12874965)
1. Don't get upset by people's posts. They're just "words".
2. It really is difficult to believe someone's getting wicked pussy and then continually posting about it on the internet.
3. Usually, people posting about "pussy" conquests are doing it because they banged a "moped girl", or are lying. Post pictures or STFU.
4. Good for you, for getting your cock happy. Really. Cock's need that shit.
5. Until you post pictures, it's just a "story". Don't hate the dis-believers.

$.34
I dont hate anyone for being jealous i just laugh.:winkwink:

tenderobject 08-04-2007 05:36 PM
what does confidance means? im lost

tenderobject 08-04-2007 05:37 PM
oh and hey! post some pics so will STFU :)

eddie-executive 08-04-2007 05:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenderobject (Post 12874996)
what does confidance means? im lost
So smart to correct my spelling but not smart enough to know what i was trying to spell:1orglaugh

annomoterrace 08-04-2007 05:54 PM
The worst part about the story is that it turned out to be a MAN with shaved arms and legs and not some college girl. That is why there are NO PICS!!!!!!

Swish 08-04-2007 06:12 PM
This is too funny :1orglaugh

Fucksakes 08-04-2007 06:14 PM
very gay... I dont waste my time on gfy... I have a life... but I am going to talk to everyone here and brag about getting laid...

Is it really that hard to get sex, that you need to make up stories about it?

bdld 08-04-2007 06:21 PM
so where are these pictures?

RayBonga 08-04-2007 06:26 PM
Sorry to say it but sounds like a tipical bs story.

If it's not good for you, fuck her for as long as you can :thumbsup

Doctor Dre 08-04-2007 06:29 PM
Jesus christ dude when was the last time you got laid ?

Vick! 08-04-2007 06:30 PM
I don't believe someone going on this type of shit and don't keep the condom. And ya, like polish said .. 8 inches? WTF? :error

dav3 08-04-2007 07:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 12874859)
Yeah they get fucked and have cum blasted on their face on camera to pay bills my bad:helpme
so wheres the pics from your camera? post them already! :thumbsup

chupacabra 08-04-2007 07:45 PM
"dear readers, i always thought that these letters were all made up until last week when it happened to me... it was so hot i just have to share with all the other readers of Penthouse Variations and maybe it will happen to you someday too..!"

:1orglaugh

BlingDaddy 08-04-2007 07:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 12875252)
Jesus christ dude when was the last time you got laid ?
I'm with Dre... I don't even need pics to call this story crap.

XXXzidane 08-04-2007 07:48 PM
/stormtrooper costume
This could possibly not be a true story. Move along, Move along

MarkMan 08-05-2007 08:12 AM
I call BS ..

where are the picts.. if not of her nude sucking your c**k then just her.

how about just her with clothing .. friendly pict (so called).. anything .. 1/2 assed demonstrating the story

if I were to brag .. i would bring some picts..

so since their are none.. and i don't believe their will ever be any..

i call this Story .. just a story.. you should be a writer for one of the sex story paysites

but even they got stories that are more realistic then that
.

lol

EroticTalk 08-05-2007 08:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sniperwolf (Post 12835408)
i think a need a popcorn for this thread... :winkwink:
double that order whity

stickyfingerz 08-05-2007 08:40 AM
Wow you had sex with a girl that you gave money to? Fuckin pimp yo! :thumbsup:thumbsup Can you give me some tips? Teach me your FuckToo Kung Foo sensi..


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