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stev0 07-28-2007 08:39 AM
That prostitute has a good sales pitch

sweetcuties 07-28-2007 08:43 AM
Could be true.... girls that age and around that are are different than when most of us grew up :2 cents:

carol.prime 07-28-2007 09:13 AM
well, im craving for the pics man..

yys 07-28-2007 09:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KRosh (Post 12835455)
There is a little hole in your story. You are rushing out the door to meet her at 11pm EST and forgot the camera? your last post on GFY that said you are out the door and lato... that was at 9:42pm EST - How far did you have to go?

Hmmmmmmm.. to be continued

My problem with that would have been the fact that everyone and their grandmother has a cellphone with a camera these days.

woj 07-28-2007 10:13 AM
no pics yet? wtf?

Humpy Leftnut 07-28-2007 10:25 AM
Man my penis has been patiently waiting since yesterday to feed off your scraps, can you please hurry this up?

TeenSluts 07-28-2007 02:15 PM
LOL ! funnny

gandalfuy 07-28-2007 04:10 PM
this thread is useless without pics!

MBS Auto 07-28-2007 04:12 PM
Funny.....

Oracle Porn 07-28-2007 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humpy Leftnut (Post 12835871)
Man my penis has been patiently waiting since yesterday to feed off your scraps, can you please hurry this up?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BusterBunny 07-28-2007 06:47 PM
50 crazy sluts

Jace 07-28-2007 06:52 PM
rofl @ this thread

M0nk 07-28-2007 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teg0 (Post 12834386)
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

RevSand 07-28-2007 07:49 PM
Thread should have started...


Dear penthouse forum.......

PornGeneral 07-28-2007 07:53 PM
Yesterday, 06:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 12834362)
Hey man read it into all you want either way im still meeting her wether you believe it or not Matter of fact its time to go now. Lato

Yesterday, 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 12834362)
Just a little update you can beleive this or not just got back home. We had the most amazing time together! It was so fucking hot she pulled over near a park and i dug out her pussy she sat her ass right on the center console.

She was saying the hottest shit too! Like you want me to be your slut? only your slut? She said she didnt plan on fucking me but you got me soo turned on. She asked if i had a condom i said no its in my car. She said we'll go get it then she said lets do that next time.

Yes laugh because i didnt bring a condom i know very stupid:1orglaugh

Anyway after it all was over she asked you wanna do this alot? Ofcorse i said hell yea. She said if you need a bj come to my work ill take a 15 minute break:warning I said well im not paying for it she said i dont care its cool. She took my whole cock in her throat im about 8inches for a 20 year old she gobbled that shit up nice!

She said i should have brought my camera to take pictures which i forgot to because i was rushing to meet her at 11 didnt want to be late.

She says she wants to do porn too. She said you can tell all your friends you fucked a hot chick like me:1orglaugh Funny thing is im not in her league looks wise but we just felt totally comfortable with each other from the start talking about things not just sex.


Again beleive it or not i can totally understand if you dont but it really dont matter i know the truth:thumbsup

Im gonna get pics i promise next time we meet most likely next weekend i dont wanna push her for meeting agian and scare her away. The body is tooooo hot to lose:1orglaugh
So you meet the girl, did the transaction, and came back posted on GFY in 3 hours. I call fake! And I thought you were meeting at 11...

polish_aristocrat 07-29-2007 12:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 12834362)
Just a little update you can beleive this or not just got back home. We had the most amazing time together! It was so fucking hot she pulled over near a park and i dug out her pussy she sat her ass right on the center console.

She was saying the hottest shit too! Like you want me to be your slut? only your slut? She said she didnt plan on fucking me but you got me soo turned on. She asked if i had a condom i said no its in my car. She said we'll go get it then she said lets do that next time.

Yes laugh because i didnt bring a condom i know very stupid:1orglaugh

Anyway after it all was over she asked you wanna do this alot? Ofcorse i said hell yea. She said if you need a bj come to my work ill take a 15 minute break:warning I said well im not paying for it she said i dont care its cool. She took my whole cock in her throat im about 8inches for a 20 year old she gobbled that shit up nice!

She said i should have brought my camera to take pictures which i forgot to because i was rushing to meet her at 11 didnt want to be late.

She says she wants to do porn too. She said you can tell all your friends you fucked a hot chick like me:1orglaugh Funny thing is im not in her league looks wise but we just felt totally comfortable with each other from the start talking about things not just sex.


Again beleive it or not i can totally understand if you dont but it really dont matter i know the truth:thumbsup

Im gonna get pics i promise next time we meet most likely next weekend i dont wanna push her for meeting agian and scare her away. The body is tooooo hot to lose:1orglaugh
I would believe your story but this part makes it look fake


Quote:
She took my whole cock in her throat im about 8inches for a 20 year old she gobbled that shit up nice!

BlueDesignStudios 07-29-2007 12:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12838089)
I would believe your story but this part makes it look fake
hahaha :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 08-02-2007 10:40 AM
so.... any update? pics?

BradM 08-02-2007 10:47 AM
OMG remember the time this guy totally fucking lied about being jerked off in a car by a 20 year old college girl?

Compulsive liars ROCK!

polish_aristocrat 08-04-2007 05:02 AM
whats the point in posting fake sex stories on gfy ?

NoWhErE 08-04-2007 06:20 AM
You should take your lies and make a blog with it, you'd make some money instead of wasting our time

zand_stein 08-04-2007 06:25 AM
Im looking forward for some pis
more pixs to come

Young 08-04-2007 06:32 AM
this is the gayest fucking thread i have ever read in my life. who lies about getting pussy?

seriously.

dav3 08-04-2007 06:57 AM
so did you repo her phone yet?

natas 08-04-2007 08:42 AM
hahaha this thread delivers on many counts :thumbsup

eddie-executive 08-04-2007 10:44 AM
Damn alot of angry dudes that dont get pussy calling me a liar wow some people need to get out off the computer maybe you'll get some pussy instead of hating and calling people liars.

If you dont beleive it good who cares im liar whatever makes you feel better and sleep at night. Children need to hear things to make them shut up thats exactly how you act.

Honestly who really cares if im lieing or not? You really have no life you need to bump this and say booo hooo he's lieing daddy, mommy is this guy telling the truth?

Shut the fuck up seriously.

The same people who call me a liar are the same people who sit on this board all day and post stupid shit. Look at Polish Aristocrat F.E. are chicks sluts because they tan? wtf what are you gonna ask next where do children come from? some funny characters on this board:1orglaugh


Notice my post count is low because I HAVE A LIFE OFF OF THE COMPUTER YOU SHOULD TRY IT

Libertine 08-04-2007 10:52 AM
http://www.gfy.com/8082181-post47.html

VicD 08-04-2007 10:58 AM
this thread is useless without pics

eddie-executive 08-04-2007 11:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 12873565)
Again as i said above instead of sitting at home jerking off searching past posts from me GO OUT AND GET A LIFE!:1orglaugh

wow

Seriously it dont matter if im a liar or god i simply do not care and my life and business is not conducted in any way on this board. Im not a sheep like most "webmasters":1orglaugh on here needing to suck dick for traffic:pimp

Its too nice out to be on here rambling with the keyboard gods cya. Hold down the cyber world for me :thumbsup

cranki 08-04-2007 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teg0 (Post 12834386)
that's a cool one, haven't seen it before :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Libertine 08-04-2007 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 12873588)
Again as i said above instead of sitting at home jerking off searching past posts from me GO OUT AND GET A LIFE!:1orglaugh

wow

Seriously it dont matter if im a liar or god i simply do not care and my life and business is not conducted in any way on this board. Im not a sheep like most "webmasters":1orglaugh on here needing to suck dick for traffic:pimp

Its too nice out to be on here rambling with the keyboard gods cya. Hold down the cyber world for me :thumbsup
You're posting lies about your sexlife on a message board. I seriously think you are in no position to tell others to "get a life".

xNetworx 08-04-2007 11:09 AM
I'm not buying this lame ass story. If you met her at a party, maybe. Who offers handjobs to strangers outside of a shitty TGI Fridays. Thats rediculous.

seeric 08-04-2007 12:19 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

thread of the week.

polish_aristocrat 08-04-2007 02:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 12873528)
Damn alot of angry dudes that dont get pussy calling me a liar wow some people need to get out off the computer maybe you'll get some pussy instead of hating and calling people liars.

If you dont beleive it good who cares im liar whatever makes you feel better and sleep at night. Children need to hear things to make them shut up thats exactly how you act.

Honestly who really cares if im lieing or not? You really have no life you need to bump this and say booo hooo he's lieing daddy, mommy is this guy telling the truth?

Shut the fuck up seriously.

The same people who call me a liar are the same people who sit on this board all day and post stupid shit. Look at Polish Aristocrat F.E. are chicks sluts because they tan? wtf what are you gonna ask next where do children come from? some funny characters on this board:1orglaugh


Notice my post count is low because I HAVE A LIFE OFF OF THE COMPUTER YOU SHOULD TRY IT

you were jerking off on a lonely day and then came up with a story on how you met a girl and she offered you paid sex :1orglaugh

you were bragging about it like it was your life achievement :1orglaugh
then you got excited even more and a few hours later you wrote a story on how you almost fucked her with your 8 inch cock :1orglaugh but you forgot the condoms :1orglaugh

and now you're saying the people who call you on your bullshit have no life :error

[ Nate ] 08-04-2007 03:06 PM
I'm going to start hanging out outside of fridays

eddie-executive 08-04-2007 04:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12874199)
you were jerking off on a lonely day and then came up with a story on how you met a girl and she offered you paid sex :1orglaugh

you were bragging about it like it was your life achievement :1orglaugh
then you got excited even more and a few hours later you wrote a story on how you almost fucked her with your 8 inch cock :1orglaugh but you forgot the condoms :1orglaugh

and now you're saying the people who call you on your bullshit have no life :error
Fact is i was off getting laid and you with the rest of your virgin buddies were here debating if i was telling a lie or not. You were in your house while i was in pussy don't hate go and get some its good. Oh wait i notice you keep mentioning my dick size so sounds like you smoke the cock:1orglaugh

And your still bringing up an old thread this happened last week! Seriously don't be bitter and hate go out once in your life and you might get some:321GFY

Now go tell daddy and mommy im a liar now. I swear some people are seriously under 18 on here. And Polish Aristocock your not 40 your 23 at best the way you act is a dead giveaway.

Libertine 08-04-2007 04:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 12874794)
Fact is i was off getting laid and you with the rest of your virgin buddies were here debating if i was telling a lie or not.
Fact is, you weren't getting laid. Fact is, you're a compulsive liar. Fact is, you fail at life.

Have a nice day :thumbsup

eddie-executive 08-04-2007 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 12874802)
Fact is, you weren't getting laid. Fact is, you're a compulsive liar. Fact is, you fail at life.

Have a nice day :thumbsup
Proof? :thumbsup

VeriSexy 08-04-2007 04:59 PM
this thread is useless without pics

fallenmuffin 08-04-2007 05:01 PM
"just a normal wild college girl"

dude normal girls don't wank off random dudes to pay bills lol


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