Yeah they get fucked and have cum blasted on their face on camera to pay bills my bad:helpme

1. Don't get upset by people's posts. They're just "words".
2. It really is difficult to believe someone's getting wicked pussy and then continually posting about it on the internet.
3. Usually, people posting about "pussy" conquests are doing it because they banged a "moped girl", or are lying. Post pictures or STFU.
4. Good for you, for getting your cock happy. Really. Cock's need that shit.
5. Until you post pictures, it's just a "story". Don't hate the dis-believers.

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I dont hate anyone for being jealous i just laugh.:winkwink:

what does confidance means? im lost

oh and hey! post some pics so will STFU :)

So smart to correct my spelling but not smart enough to know what i was trying to spell:1orglaugh

The worst part about the story is that it turned out to be a MAN with shaved arms and legs and not some college girl. That is why there are NO PICS!!!!!!

This is too funny :1orglaugh

very gay... I dont waste my time on gfy... I have a life... but I am going to talk to everyone here and brag about getting laid...

Is it really that hard to get sex, that you need to make up stories about it?

so where are these pictures?

Sorry to say it but sounds like a tipical bs story.

If it's not good for you, fuck her for as long as you can :thumbsup

Jesus christ dude when was the last time you got laid ?

I don't believe someone going on this type of shit and don't keep the condom. And ya, like polish said .. 8 inches? WTF? :error

so wheres the pics from your camera? post them already! :thumbsup

"dear readers, i always thought that these letters were all made up until last week when it happened to me... it was so hot i just have to share with all the other readers of Penthouse Variations and maybe it will happen to you someday too..!"

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I'm with Dre... I don't even need pics to call this story crap.

/stormtrooper costume
This could possibly not be a true story. Move along, Move along

I call BS ..

where are the picts.. if not of her nude sucking your c**k then just her.

how about just her with clothing .. friendly pict (so called).. anything .. 1/2 assed demonstrating the story

if I were to brag .. i would bring some picts..

so since their are none.. and i don't believe their will ever be any..

i call this Story .. just a story.. you should be a writer for one of the sex story paysites

but even they got stories that are more realistic then that
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lol

double that order whity

Wow you had sex with a girl that you gave money to? Fuckin pimp yo! :thumbsup:thumbsup Can you give me some tips? Teach me your FuckToo Kung Foo sensi..

imagine what a grandmother do to pay her cell bill???????????????????:winkwink::winkwink::winkwi nk::winkwink::winkwink::winkwink::winkwink::winkwi nk::winkwink::winkwink::winkwink::winkwink::winkwi nk::winkwink::winkwink::winkwink::winkwink:

This will go down as one of the dumbest threads on GFY.

If you have a cellphone, you can take a pic. No pic=one sorry assed lie.

It's hard to take a picture of your imaginary friend, I mean, slut.

lol .. good luck have fun ..

This thread is retarded.

I took a girl in april from the road, and yes I fucked her and I have pictures of her if anyone wants of them. I was riding slowly at night and she was going thru the road, then she stopped and I drived near her. She asked me what I do and I said her that I only drive and have nothing to do. So she got to my car. Later on I fucked her in my apartment. I can say whole story and put some pics. Also I was driving with my friend too so he fucked her too. It was gangbang.

Hey, guys! Something crazy happened to me about two weeks ago. I was walking out of Micky D's when a cute chick approached me. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous, just cute, but her tits were bigger than a Big Mac and a happy meal combined! She asked me if I wanted my cocked sucked. Sure, for free, bitch! She said "fuck you!" and walked away. I asked her if she'd take my fries for a hand job. The bitch looked at the fries and said..."only if you add the Big Mac."

The slut was pretty good at stroking my cock, and, dare I say it, better than Janine (the name of my left had). Slut was talented, too, as she was juggling jerking off my cock while stuffing her mouth with French fries and Mac....the greasy feel of her palm as she stroked and grabbed the fries and Big Mac with the same hand made it an experience I could only describe as...different.

I blew a load in record time (How fast? Well, the bitch wasn't even done with the fries!). I could see the white goo trickle down from the tip of my cock to her greasy hands like a volcano spewing lava...and she licked it off her fingers akin to licking the cheesy powder after eating a bag of Cheetos!

She looked me straight in the eye and said "yummy!"

She left ASAP. Told me she had to go to TGIFriday. I guess the fries and Big Mac weren't enough.

this is some white rapper kid telling you his jerkoff fantasies. whee.

LOL

The fantasy part is correct (I tried conencting the thread-starter's slut to mine, in case you're interested); but the White rapper kid isn't. ;)

This thread needs some pics:

http://quick.holdthatpic.com/images/115953.jpg

Want some pussy pics? :)

Wow i come back and this thread is still going haha!!! Obviously we can see who is and who isn't getting laid here:1orglaugh

Im out getting pussy and your here STILL typing teenage responses to something that happened a week ago on a WEEKEND!!!:1orglaugh I'm out on Saturday nights and your here still debating wether or not what i said was true:1orglaugh:helpme

Now im glad i typed my experiences with her for you lame asses because thats the closest you'll ever get to pussy is seeing it typed on GFY.

Keep bumping this while im out bumpin some hot pussy.

If your saving yourself for marriage i respect that but dont be bitter calling everyone a liar because you don't get any. Be positive and patient you'll get some pussy one day you'll see:thumbsup

You have to understand, you're posting threads on an adult message board with no proof. What else do you expect from the community, other than to call bullshit?

I never claimed to be 40, but I'm older than 23...

anyway, it's you who's the loser who makes up fake stories about paying for a handjob :1orglaugh

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Sure you are, loser.
Hint: masturbating to Harry Potter on a Saturday night is not "getting pussy"



stop making up stories, move out of your moms basement and get a life, virgin.

Actually kissing and telling is pretty childish... I've prolly fucked more girls (without paying) in the last two weeks then you've fucked in the last 2 years and I don't go arround telling all my stories.

I have no problem beleiving that he paid to get laid...

When you feel the need to come brag on an industry message board about your sex life (and the fact that you're paying girls to get it) and you're ilke 30 it's cauz there is serious problem.

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