Only gay guys wash their hands.

I wash whenever I can and whenever conditions allow. For example, seems more often than not I walk into public restrooms that ran out of soap and paper towels and the blower isn't working. Sucks to be in that situation. And on top of that the door opens inwards. :(

Poor choice of restrooms perhaps, but when you're about to pee in your pants you can't be too picky about where to take a leak.

I wonder how many of you actually wash your hands after you cum on them, since we all know that despite the numerous posts to the contrary, most of the people on here don't get any and are thus left to their own devices for relief.