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smutnut 10-04-2007 04:25 PM
When I'm getting a lap dance I like to hear "slap that bitch up".

fl_prn_str 10-04-2007 04:51 PM
N.E.R.D - Lap Dance

smutnut 10-04-2007 05:08 PM
Well, if i start listening to love songs i get too emotionally attached:1orglaugh

MandyBlake 10-04-2007 05:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dougeetx (Post 13184682)
oh yeah. good song.
i gave my first bj to that song. lol

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-04-2007 05:52 PM
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, or whatever the longest song ever written is... :thumbsup

ADG

VicD 10-04-2007 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13188861)
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, or whatever the longest song ever written is... :thumbsup

ADG
by Iron Butterfly :thumbsup

TTiger 10-04-2007 11:27 PM
glory box by portishead is an all time stripper club classic

dav3 10-04-2007 11:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13188861)
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, or whatever the longest song ever written is... :thumbsup

ADG
Quote:
Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 13184895)
Longplayer, the 1,000 year song! http://longplayer.org/
:winkwink:

Spunky 10-04-2007 11:28 PM
Roxy Roller..Nick Gilder

CaptainHowdy 10-04-2007 11:31 PM
Human Torch - Rocket From The Crypt

RightHandMan 10-04-2007 11:41 PM
51 lap dances

Profits of Doom 10-04-2007 11:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13188861)
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, or whatever the longest song ever written is... :thumbsup

ADG
Wouldn't that be Alice's Restaurant, 18 minutes and 20 seconds of pure Hell? It would have to be a pretty fucking hot stripper and good lap dance to keep me from vomiting...

Madame0120 10-05-2007 06:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13188861)
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, or whatever the longest song ever written is... :thumbsup

ADG
In The Garden Of Eden.

Anna_Miller 10-05-2007 06:33 AM
Whatever the stripper's favorite song is... 'cuz if she is moving good then I'm not paying attention to the music :winkwink:

TG Rebecca 10-05-2007 07:20 AM
"caress me down" by sublime? :)

ShellyCrash 10-05-2007 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13188064)
This is like the Holy Grail of stripper songs. A girl I dated used to dance to this and "Black No 1" from Type O Negative, one of my all time favorite bands :thumbsup https://youtube.com/watch?v=2fX6hV1kuWg
Sweet. Do you remember when Peter Steele faked his death a few years back? I think I might have even posted about it on this board.

Danzig's always gotta pen one for the strippers.... Killer Wolf is also a great Danzig pole classic. :winkwink:

XMaster 10-05-2007 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by TTiger (Post 13184886)
massive attack - angel
a bit slow imo.

I would prefer:

Tricky : Overcome
Nelly Furtado : Promiscuous Girl
Justin_Timberlake : My Love
Alex Gopher : The Child
Lenny Kravitz : I Belong To You

and for a very deep and transcendent experience i would recommend "Acid Eiffel" by Laurent Garnier. (the girl must be very good though).

G-Rotica 10-05-2007 07:41 AM
Dope Show

SykkBoy 10-05-2007 09:17 AM
one of the best lapdances i ever had was a 5 foot stripper grinding to Cat Scratch Fever by Nugent

there was also a dirty little mynx who gave me a lapdance to Black Sabbath "Fairies Wear Boots" and it was amazing...

I hate slow song lapdances

RawAlex 10-05-2007 09:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13191034)
Wouldn't that be Alice's Restaurant, 18 minutes and 20 seconds of pure Hell? It would have to be a pretty fucking hot stripper and good lap dance to keep me from vomiting...
Actually, you could go for Frank Zappa's Billy The Mountain... the "short" version is 26 minutes or so.

donkevlar 10-05-2007 02:01 PM
The Monster Mashhhh

Kard63 10-05-2007 03:58 PM
inagadadavida - 17 minutes

Viper2K1 10-05-2007 04:07 PM
She Works Hard For The Money (Donna Summer) :)

Worldnet 10-05-2007 04:53 PM
My old favorite from days gone by was MC Lucious with "Boom I fucked Your Boyfriend"! It was the best.:thumbsup

Brother Bilo 10-05-2007 05:15 PM
Wow, I can't believe nobody broke this thread off with some Def Leopard - Pour Some Sugar On Me.

I think it's in stripper DNA to break you off a hell of a lap dance when the song comes on.

Brother Bilo 10-05-2007 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Madame0120 (Post 13185745)
Insults have less impact, when miss-spelled. You did however ? in one incomplete sentence, highlight, not just your ignorance but your bigotry too.

:321GFY
What, are you new here? Comebacks require more than just attacking the spelling of the post. That's the weakest and least respected comeback ever. You can do it, just try a little harder next time.

Alright now kid, whataya say nowwwwww, whataya say.

SilentKnight 10-05-2007 05:54 PM
Gotta go with Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing.

If I had a dime for every lapdance I saw to that song in the 80s...

gornyhuy 10-05-2007 06:07 PM
Did anybody say Inna Gadda Da Vida? ITs like 2 hours long.



EDIT: Fuck, like 10 people already said that.

gornyhuy 10-05-2007 06:08 PM
Fine - Echoes by Pink Floyd is about 28 minutes long for one song. I vote for that.

tehHinjew 10-05-2007 06:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Madame0120 (Post 13185745)
Insults have less impact, when miss-spelled. You did however ? in one incomplete sentence, highlight, not just your ignorance but your bigotry too.

:321GFY
wow relax, we are good friends..

Decadawn 10-05-2007 06:44 PM
Deep Purple - Child in Time

the song lasts more than 7 minutes.. it's a greal deal ;)

Bird 10-05-2007 06:55 PM
The thong song, Thong, tha thong, thong thong.

MissMina 10-05-2007 07:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 13184967)
Nasty Girl - Vanity 6
That's my shit! :thumbsup


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