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smutnut 10-20-2007 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13264164)
I hope this guy hangs around for a while.

I just finished a ' Domaine de Moulines ' , a nice 2005 Merlot ( French naturally ), and I don't know if it is the wine or the idiot, but I am having a good time.

Work will wait till tomorrow .... ???

BTW, where are ' TheTruthHurts' and 'SimpleSimon' .... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ah the French. My favorite people. Almost let Hitler conquer the world, but lets not discuss that. They did give us the Statue of Liberty after all.

smutnut 10-20-2007 07:56 PM

I am fucking amazed that you people think these are peace loving people that want to live and let live. I'm a liberal democrat, but you people have me so afraid now I'm going to vote republican

directfiesta 10-20-2007 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13264166)
Curious, where do you live?

I think greywolf live in a tent, I live in a cave, and you live in a trailer park with your ' cousin ' ....

GreyWolf 10-20-2007 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13264164)
I hope this guy hangs around for a while.

Sure is good entertainment :1orglaugh :thumbsup

He'll be asking where everyone is from next and then telling them how shitty their countries are - then on to 40 pages of how wonderful his country is :1orglaugh Same old pattern!

buzzy 10-20-2007 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13264174)
I am fucking amazed that you people think these are peace loving people that want to live and let live. I'm a liberal democrat, but you people have me so afraid now I'm going to vote republican

Have you ever been to Iran?

minusonebit 10-20-2007 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13263980)

http://tonev.net/img/same_shit_different_asshole.jpg

GreyWolf 10-20-2007 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13264177)
I think greywolf live in a tent, I live in a cave, and you live in a trailer park with your ' cousin ' ....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Damn - true to form!!!!! *lol*

Na.. I can't afford a tent - just got a cardbox box here. Shit - you are lucky to have a cave DF! :thumbsup

smutnut 10-20-2007 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by buzzy (Post 13264180)
Have you ever been to Iran?

Yeah, I go their every week for the camel races and the turbin strip shows.

You don't have to eat shit to assume it probably doesn't taste good, or have you eaten shit?

smutnut 10-20-2007 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 13264188)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Damn - true to form!!!!! *lol*

Na.. I can't afford a tent - just got a cardbox box here. Shit - you are lucky to have a cave DF! :thumbsup

What this has to do with anything please explain

minusonebit 10-20-2007 08:01 PM

I used to think that we might be able to emerge from the Bush occupation with a nation in tatters though still mostly intact. Now, I am not sure if we can wait until the end of the error. We might not make it that far.

directfiesta 10-20-2007 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 13264188)
Shit - you are lucky to have a cave DF! :thumbsup

.. and with a skylight ... just annoying when it rains.... but I then take my monthly shower .... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GreyWolf 10-20-2007 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13264192)
What this has to do with anything please explain

You don't care about directfiesta living in a cave and me only having a cardboard box???? Tut, tut :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

smutnut 10-20-2007 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 13264193)
I used to think that we might be able to emerge from the Bush occupation with a nation in tatters though still mostly intact. Now, I am not sure if we can wait until the end of the error. We might not make it that far.

I'm sorry to say you guys are making me think there might be a legitimate reason for that pyschopath to be in office!

smutnut 10-20-2007 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 13264196)
You don't care about directfiesta living in a cave and me only having a cardboard box???? Tut, tut :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


I don't give a fuck it you're a crab living in my mother's used snatch. Just don't tell me the Iranian government is out to promote peace and prosperity because you're scaring the living shit out of me!

GreyWolf 10-20-2007 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13264194)
.. and with a skylight ... just annoying when it rains.... but I then take my monthly shower .... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm one up on that with my cardbox box man - everytime it rains, I got shower facilities and pray to Allah that the rain will stop :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

smutnut 10-20-2007 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 13264204)
I'm one up on that with my cardbox box man - everytime it rains, I got shower facilities and pray to Allah that the rain will stop :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The way it sounds you two are probably living together in a cave in Afhganhistan, but what the fuck do I know

directfiesta 10-20-2007 08:09 PM

http://www.pacvoyages.fr/images/guin...ee_peche_1.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Papillon 10-20-2007 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13264206)
but what the fuck do I know

:thumbsup

smutnut 10-20-2007 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13264208)


That's a nice view from an Afghanistan cave!:thumbsup Do you guys get enough lube out there or is it expensive?

directfiesta 10-20-2007 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13264212)
That's a nice view from an Afghanistan cave!:thumbsup Do you guys get enough lube out there or is it expensive?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
http://www.opalesurfcasting.net/IMG/pat_courbine.jpg

do you feel the hook ???? :)

GreyWolf 10-20-2007 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13264206)
are probably living together in a cave in Afhganhistan...

Damn - how did you know that???

Na.. but you are almost correct - directfiesta lives in a cave up the side of the mountain and my cardbox box is on the highway to Kabul :thumbsup

Which country are you from BTW??? :1orglaugh

smutnut 10-20-2007 08:17 PM

Well, you guys certainly converted me. I could never understand why there were so many republicans in this country but I am switching over immediatley.

With people like you out there thinking Iran is some fucking civil liberties country, I'm fucking pissing in my pants. I don't believe in intelligent design, capital punishment, anti-abortion or any of that but this is about protecting idiots despite themselves.

Thank God I met up with you idiots, or I might have cast the wrong deciding vote

directfiesta 10-20-2007 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 13264220)

Which country are you from BTW??? :1orglaugh

... and can you post a pic of yourself ..... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh fuck, I'm chocking... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GreyWolf 10-20-2007 08:21 PM

Just another observation ... it's awesome how ignorance can assume "you guys" are saying stuff which "you guys" have not even addressed or even discussed :1orglaugh

That is another of the tendencies from the Stickyfingerz brigade - they knew it all before anyone said anything :winkwink:

smutnut 10-20-2007 08:23 PM

I'll let you guys finish your romance. Does allah forgive you for that shit? I didn't know. I heard Jesus does but I think he expects you to stop (not that you necessarily have to, that's what's so great about Jesus).

Anyway, this was fun but I find it boring and ludicrous now and hope you are either joking or really busy in your cave together. Have a good one. I'm sure we'll run into reach other again.

Praise Allah!

GreyWolf 10-20-2007 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13264237)
... and can you post a pic of yourself ..... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh fuck, I'm chocking... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yea yea yea - you show me yours and I'll show you mine! *LOL*

You got a pic of your cave DF?? I'm gonna post a pic of my cardboard box along with the mortgage agreement :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GreyWolf 10-20-2007 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13264245)
Praise Allah!

Praise Allah - please don't go :1orglaugh

You never said which country you are from and was interested in a few pics...

smutnut 10-20-2007 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13264237)
... and can you post a pic of yourself ..... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh fuck, I'm chocking... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Hey, before I take off, what does "chocking" mean? Is that like a new word combining cock and choking? Pretty slick if it is :thumbsup

Seriously. I combine words like that in short stories hoping they'll stick, no shit, really:thumbsup

Later

directfiesta 10-20-2007 08:29 PM

http://www.gobstoppers.tv/man-in-box.gif

my mortgage is with one of those high risk mortgage.

The shelter is repossessing my dwelling ... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

smutnut 10-20-2007 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 13264248)
Praise Allah - please don't go :1orglaugh

You never said which country you are from and was interested in a few pics...

Mesopotamia! That's why I've very sensitive to the nuking the Iranians. If only they'd let me push the button. I'd turn the entire area to glass and fuck the collateral damage!

DWB 10-20-2007 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by D (Post 13263488)
How do you think we'd be reacting if a country with 20-100 times our military might put us on their "axis of evil" right as they were invading and setting up bases in Mexico - doing away with another country on their "evil" list?

Bay Of Pigs

The closest we have ever come to a nuclear war. USSR set up shop in Cuba... the USA freaked the fuck out.

smutnut 10-20-2007 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 13264261)
Bay Of Pigs

The closest we have ever come to a nuclear war. USSR set up shop in Cuba... the USA freaked the fuck out.


And made Russia turn around with their tails between their legs, but I do give props to Castro. That's one tough son of a bitch, and he got an undeserved bad rep for being so!

GreyWolf 10-20-2007 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13264254)
http://www.gobstoppers.tv/man-in-box.gif

my mortgage is with one of those high risk mortgage.

The shelter is repossessing my dwelling ... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ah... sorry to hear that - the sub-prime market is a gutter. But damn - sure looks bigger than my box and notice you have staples - good solid construction - I'm envious :pimp

I was swindled on a Taliban-poppy-field-special-mortage - the company went bust when the US took over the poppy field for their own use :pimp

GreyWolf 10-20-2007 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13264258)
Mesopotamia! That's why I've very sensitive to the nuking the Iranians.

AH.. So you are lying and ashamed of your country??? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sensitive??? Duh? But you wanted to nuke them earlier.

Is schizophrenia a known disease in your family or did it just "pop up" in your case??? *lol*

smutnut 10-20-2007 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 13264277)

Is schizophrenia a known disease in your family or did it just "pop up" in your case??? *lol*

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm working on the cure right now. Some Iranian doctor is helping me out. He uses torture to keep my other personalities at bay.

Where the fuck you think I'm from. America! The only place that matters and the place that will fuck someone up if someone fucks with us whether or not it's the right people that deserve it!

We rule the planet! Don't ever doubt that or you'll be sorry if you ever end up mattering whatsoever, even a little and can threaten us.

GreyWolf 10-20-2007 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13264284)

Where the fuck you think I'm from. America!

Ah.. that explains a lot - in fact, everything :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

So... do you often feel threatened and have a need for percieved enemies or is this just during panic attacks? :1orglaugh

directfiesta 10-20-2007 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13264284)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm working on the cure right now. Some Iranian doctor is helping me out. He uses torture to keep my other personalities at bay.

.. I think it would be an American, or a Brit doctor ....

http://www.nicholsoncartoons.com.au/...tion%20550.JPG

.. or maybe Dr. Phil ....

smutnut 10-20-2007 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 13264289)
Ah.. that explains a lot - in fact, everything :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

So... do you often feel threatened and have a need for percieved enemies or is this just during panic attacks? :1orglaugh

I have panic attacks on a daily basis, but it's only for important things like when I can figure out the next scene in the screenplay I'm writing. As far as demolitioning the rest of the worthless planet, I let my great godly government worry about that:1orglaugh

smutnut 10-20-2007 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13264291)
.. I think it would be an American, or a Brit doctor ....

http://www.nicholsoncartoons.com.au/...tion%20550.JPG

.. or maybe Dr. Phil ....

The rest of the country might like the british, but I still have a grudge from 200 years ago:1orglaugh

GreyWolf 10-20-2007 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13264295)
I have panic attacks on a daily basis, but it's only for important things like when I can figure out the next scene in the screenplay I'm writing.

I see.. Yes, that would explain the failure of the cognitive process.

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13264295)
As far as demolitioning the rest of the worthless planet, I let my great godly government worry about that:1orglaugh

Perception also can be distorted during these attacks and you have demonstrated this so well in references to the "worthless planet" and "godly government" :1orglaugh

Tho, you are probably correct about the God who governs you - they have succeeded in a smooth demolition of their own backyard already.

GreyWolf 10-20-2007 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13264298)
The rest of the country might like the british, but I still have a grudge from 200 years ago:1orglaugh

I see... so you like to assemble enemies and grudges as an excuse for something to hate?? :1orglaugh

Tell me... do you feel you are superior to others?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

smutnut 10-20-2007 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 13264313)
I see... so you like to assemble enemies and grudges as an excuse for something to hate?? :1orglaugh

Tell me... do you feel you are superior to others?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Obviously I'm superior to others. Just look how concerned you are with what I think about myself to help fortify my perception:1orglaugh

Where are you from, by the way? No where near as awesome as America I bet. Do you even have football and baseball? Or Hollywood, Or Playboy magazines?:1orglaugh

Damn, I feel so bad for the rest of the world

GreyWolf 10-20-2007 09:14 PM

Damned funny thread - started by an imbecile and attracts even more imbecile comments :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

People-watching has been fun and predictable :winkwink: :thumbsup

Dragan777 10-20-2007 09:15 PM

LOL hahahha

Gottis 10-20-2007 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DEA (Post 13263201)

lets hope this guy returns, i hear he's in iran right now

DS250 10-20-2007 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13264059)
Don't say that to ProfitsOfDoom .... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

He is going to go crazy on you and put you on his ignore list ( tough who the fuck cares ... ).

You are the idiot that wnats to quote an article about Russian oil that you don't understand and you want to insult someone else? I am from Russia, yet you, that has never been there, wants to tell me, who lived there most of my life, about it? You should worry about your own idiocy before you mock profitsofdoom

smutnut 10-20-2007 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 13264328)
Damned funny thread - started by an imbecile and attracts even more imbecile comments :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

People-watching has been fun and predictable :winkwink: :thumbsup


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Alright, dude, have a good one. I'm really going to crash now. My buzz is wearing off! Feel free to interfere in any thread I'm in or may start in the future.

Have a good one:thumbsup

Drake 10-20-2007 09:19 PM

Wouldn't you do the same if you were attacked? lol

GreyWolf 10-20-2007 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13264342)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Alright, dude, have a good one. I'm really going to crash now. My buzz is wearing off! Feel free to interfere in any thread I'm in or may start in the future.

Have a good one:thumbsup


It has been a pleasure :1orglaugh

And have a good one as well man :thumbsup

Drake 10-20-2007 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13264264)
And made Russia turn around with their tails between their legs, but I do give props to Castro. That's one tough son of a bitch, and he got an undeserved bad rep for being so!

We didn't make Russia turn tail. It was in the interest of everybody for them to leave or the world could face nuclear annihilation. Any country today with nuclear weapons, including Russia, could inflict severe pain on America. The small technological military superiority we likely have over them means very little in the outcome of wars.


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