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tASSy 12-12-2007 11:27 AM

101 gimpy girls!


a quick update, i'm progressing well with my exercises and will only have to go in to PT/OT once a week starting next week. (yay!) i haven't tried to drive a car yet because all doctors in neurology and the physical therapist and occupational therapist say i should wait at least 3 weeks to make sure there isn't dormant/hidden damage that i could risk injuring more by pushing it.

my new splint is awesome though - besides it's ability to be used as a weapon, it affords me the opportunity to do the important things in life...like opening a beer and flipping someone off! ;)

i still cannot shower or groom myself, so i'm still taking applications for that position. ;-) you can submit them in writing here or via e-mail. :D

CDSmith 12-12-2007 11:43 AM

At least you're still smiling in those first pics. Keep on smiling luv.

As for needing help grooming yourself, I'll remind you that your old friend CD has 15 years experience in that, having worked in health care from the early 80's to the late 90's.

I got the healing hands babe. :D

tASSy 12-12-2007 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies (Post 13484149)
Would suck typing with that danm thing. I once broke my thumb in college and it sucked to type.

actually, the new brace makes it easier for me to type quite a bit -thank god! the tension of the rubber-banded strings pull my fingers back up off the keyboard, since they naturally want to curl and make a fist right now, but don't want to release - the rubber bands pull them back so i don't leave all my fingers on the keys typing jibberish.

sadly they tell me the thumb is the last thing to come back. :( i'm thinking "even apes have opposable thumbs! :upsidedow

tASSy 12-12-2007 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BobG (Post 13484160)
freak bondage accident. ouch. poor baby. Hope you get better soon.

hehe, thank you, though your wording reminds me of "...it was a freak gardening accident...." ~ name that movie!

Jman 12-12-2007 12:12 PM

I really hope you get better Tassy.

Now can someone turn her into Super Hero Crossbow Girl using photoshop ;-)

CherryLipsRosa 12-12-2007 12:30 PM

Tassy i hope you get better soon, sometimes we take the small things for granted till we lose them and then realize how hard it is to live without them.

tASSy 12-12-2007 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by G-Rotica (Post 13484261)
I volunteer to do any bathing you may need. :)

Get better, don't hit anybody with that thing, unless they ask you to...

i'm not much for trying to top anyone else. i spent far too much topping from the bottom to get men to act like Men. no thanks! and sweet, another offer for bathing assistance! i think i've got it covered but i'll be sure to let you know if there are any last minute cancellations! :upsidedow

tASSy 12-12-2007 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Laurel (Post 13484267)
You poor thing. I hope you have a very speedy recovery..that looks so painful.

oh miss laurel! it's so lovely to see you gracing one of my threads. :) it doesn't hurt much other than the muscles in the rest of my arm holding up a dead weight hand. :P *hugs*

tASSy 12-12-2007 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13484410)
what the hell happened? fisting session gone wrong?

please read my original post to save me typing it all over again. :)

tASSy 12-12-2007 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by who (Post 13484468)
You realize it's not a dude, right?:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

buddy and i have spent plenty of intimate moments involving other women...i'm pretty sure he knows i'm a chick. :1orglaugh

tASSy 12-12-2007 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler (Post 13484505)
That sucks... I'd still hit it though.

yay for hittable gimps! ++ :1orglaugh

tASSy 12-12-2007 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Male (Post 13484519)
Ouch.. How did you explain that to the doctors??

I hope your rehab is swift and uneventful.

thank you!

i told them the truth...although i had to repeat the story for every doctor who came in to take a look and hear the story, complete with visuals. :disgust

PornMogul 12-12-2007 02:09 PM

wow tassy sorry to see what happened. GET BETTER!!!

tASSy 12-12-2007 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin (Post 13484556)
Okay.

GIMP!

:P

can i at least be the pink gimp? :upsidedow

tASSy 12-12-2007 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 13484603)
I hope you feel better soon.

thank TA! :)

AVNSherri 12-12-2007 05:06 PM

"It was a freak gardening accident" .... from This is Spinal Tap. (Tassy, know we haven;t met in person yet, but hope you get better soon)

tASSy 12-12-2007 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 13484621)
damn that sucks kind of know how you feel I have a broken elbow and i'm using NaturallySpeaking to type this right now

it works pretty well try it out

you're one of many who've recommended that particular program. i am going to look into it after the neuro team finished their study on where exactly the nerve damage occurred. if it's only going to be a few months for the regeneration then i'll probably try to hold out and use this crazy splint to help me type. if it's going to be a year or more i'll probably just buy the software. here's to healing soon for us both! :thumbsup

tASSy 12-12-2007 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by AVNSherri (Post 13506388)
"It was a freak gardening accident" .... from This is Spinal Tap. (Tassy, know we haven;t met in person yet, but hope you get better soon)

thanks Sherri, and yup, you totally got it! we've been saying "freak bondage accident" and cracking up here every time. :1orglaugh thank you for the well wishes!

tASSy 12-12-2007 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 13484624)
51 handjob rain checks :disgust

luckily i'm ambidexterous in that category. :winkwink:

tASSy 12-12-2007 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 13484862)
Funny you would say the problem is the nerves when it sounds more like a problem with your brain.

to each his own. :winkwink:

tASSy 12-12-2007 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by lesbodojo (Post 13484935)
Nerve damage is the worst. Do you have friends helping you right now? Let me know if you need anything.

oooooh lesbodojo, you're too sweet! i do have friends helping me right now, which is a HUGE blessing, and your offer is super sweet and helpful to my sanity too! *hugs*

tASSy 12-12-2007 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by iSMOKE (Post 13484942)

hahaha, that was actually the first thing i thought of! *dating myself*


tASSy 12-12-2007 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 13484992)
I've had surgery on both ulnar (that's the elbow right?) sucks. best to ya and take care.. -bmb

thanks brian! in this case i was referring to the ulnar nerve, which runs from your neck/back up through your shoulder, down into the elbow, and then into the wrist and the pinky finger and that side of the hand. :)

tASSy 12-12-2007 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MakingItPay (Post 13485286)
Sorry to hear that tASSy. I hope you are all back to 100% in a very short time.

meeee toooooo!!! :D right now i wish the tASSy doll was me, we could just animate her better again!

hypedough 12-12-2007 05:45 PM

OMG get better!

The Duck 12-12-2007 05:52 PM

pics from suspension?

tASSy 12-12-2007 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bird (Post 13485312)
The new Bionic Woman.

Tassy your so Hawt

hehe thanks! i've been toying with turning it into a crossbow. :upsidedow

tASSy 12-12-2007 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by msan (Post 13485417)
Ouch, didn't know what Shibari rope bondage gone wrong could do that damage.

yes, it's a definite risk i was aware of. too bad it got me. :upsidedow

tASSy 12-12-2007 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike33 (Post 13485428)
That's horrible. Hope you get better soon.

i'm working it out (with a touch of frustration) and a lot of determination! thanks mike! :)

tASSy 12-12-2007 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13485430)
That's what Imma talking about...

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t..._comments8.jpg

ADG

stressy dessert?! noooooo! i loooove dessert! :upsidedow

needlive 12-12-2007 07:21 PM

Get well soon.

It's a miracle that you're smiling with that thing on your arm...

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-12-2007 07:43 PM

Tassy, if you need help just telephone me.
-Samir-

tony286 12-12-2007 07:44 PM

damn I hope you feel better dollface

tASSy 12-12-2007 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by VeriSexy (Post 13485495)
Yikes... heres to a speedy recovery

thank you kindly love!

tASSy 12-12-2007 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 13485518)
you're still a whore:thumbsup

uuummmm....thanks! :winkwink:

tASSy 12-12-2007 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by AAK (Post 13487947)
still sexy, get well soon!

thanks to you love. *hugs*

tASSy 12-12-2007 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Star 69 (Post 13487960)
I wish you get better as soon as possible

thanks star! me too!!! :D

tASSy 12-12-2007 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 13488036)
wow tassy that is fucked up - hope you have a speedy and as pain free as possible recovery *hugs*

thank you ben!!! :)

tASSy 12-12-2007 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 13488128)
If this woman were not considered to be attractive by people on this board, you would be calling her a dumb bitch for getting injured because she wanted to get fucked and hanged at the same time.

for the record, i wasn't being fucked and suspended at the same time, although i doubt it matters to your clearly trollesque style of writing. :upsidedow

tASSy 12-12-2007 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 13488291)
Baby I hope you get well soon, must be totally sick to be in the virtual world only for a while..

thanks carlos! :)

tASSy 12-12-2007 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TG Rebecca (Post 13488651)
aww. :( good luck with everything!

thanks rebecca!! *hugs*

tASSy 12-13-2007 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 13488716)
Damn..I know somewhat what you're going through..it sucks..hopeful for a speedy recovery

thanks spunky, i'm hoping for a faster than predicted recovery. i hate not being able to do some of the basic stuff for myself!

noize 07-20-2008 09:02 PM

Ya know there is a fetish for that kind of thing. ;)

I hope you have a speedy recovery.

he-fox 07-20-2008 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by noize (Post 14483966)
Ya know there is a fetish for that kind of thing. ;)

I hope you have a speedy recovery.

wtf?

stalking, or just being an idiot?

commonsense 07-20-2008 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by noize (Post 14483966)
Ya know there is a fetish for that kind of thing. ;)

I hope you have a speedy recovery.

It's been 8 months dude :upsidedow

RevengeBucks_Monica 07-21-2008 01:45 AM

Oh my, I bet it was fun to explain that one to the nurses... and then to the physiotherapists! :) That's pretty awful, I didn't even know that could happen with such things.

yuu.design 07-21-2008 06:18 AM

Bad luck :S

Scott McD 07-21-2008 11:13 AM

I think tASSy doubled her post count with this thread...

Michaelious 07-21-2008 11:14 AM

Hope you get better soon

klaze 07-21-2008 01:57 PM

Omg that is soo horrible/sad.. I couldn't imagine what it must have been like to go through this...

Any update on how the recovery went?


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