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Phil 01-10-2008 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 13634621)
Actually I do. It is family money and my mother has a very good attorney who contacted a friend of his who handles cases like this. Unlike most of the losers on here I do not have to work if I don't want to.

you just suck cock on camera for fun?

everyone, lets sue that bitch for calling us "losers".

Holly 01-10-2008 01:38 PM

Uhhhh...I think we should lay off blonde chicks. And Alabama. And bitter women who post on internet message boards.


That's just my opinion.

JaneB 01-10-2008 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 13634635)
you just suck cock on camera for fun?

Yes actually. It is more fun then snorting blow or going on boring trips to Europe. You actually think a lot of women in porn don't come from money. Think again.

JaneB 01-10-2008 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 13634635)
you just suck cock on camera for fun?

everyone, lets sue that bitch for calling us "losers".



You can't sue if the statement is true. You are a loser.

CDSmith 01-10-2008 01:42 PM

I just bought a jar of Squirrel peanut butter.

Chunky.


It's the one with the peanut on top.

Phil 01-10-2008 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 13634641)
Yes actually. It is more fun then snorting blow or going on boring trips to Europe. You actually think a lot of women in porn don't come from money. Think again.

is that how you got fat?

Phil 01-10-2008 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 13634653)
You can't sue if the statement is true. You are a loser.

class action is comming your way, chunky monkey ... for defomoritation and slanderification.

JaneB 01-10-2008 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 13634659)
is that how you got fat?

You do know in court, you will have to prove that I am fat like you keep claiming. Have fun on that one.


Burden of proof on the defendant
In most legal systems the courts give the benefit of the doubt to the defendant. In criminal law, he or she is presumed innocent until the prosecution can prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt; whereas in civil law, he or she is presumed innocent until the plaintiff can show liability on a balance of probabilities. However, the common law of libel contains a kind of reverse-onus feature: a defamatory statement is presumed to be false unless the defendant can prove its truth. Furthermore, to collect compensatory damages, a public official or public figure must prove actual malice (knowing falsity or reckless disregard for the truth). A private individual must only prove negligence (not using due care) to collect compensatory damages. In order to collect punitive damages, all individuals must prove actual malice. The definition of "public figure" has varied over the years.

Phil 01-10-2008 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 13634641)
Yes actually. It is more fun then snorting blow or going on boring trips to Europe. You actually think a lot of women in porn don't come from money. Think again.

But they don’t have squirrels living in their vagina and most don’t have vip pass to Jenny Craig gyms.. You do.

Profits of Doom 01-10-2008 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13634658)
I just bought a jar of Squirrel peanut butter.

Chunky.


It's the one with the peanut on top.

Quit talking about food, I'm defamished and haven't eaten all day...

JaneB 01-10-2008 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 13634687)
But they don?t have squirrels living in their vagina and most don?t have vip pass to Jenny Craig gyms.. You do.



Keep posting your crap. It is just more to print out to bring to court. You will be so broke by the time I am done with you. :upsidedow

MrBro 01-10-2008 01:51 PM

this should make imabro.com easy.

CDSmith 01-10-2008 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13634696)
Quit talking about food, I'm defamished and haven't eaten all day...

Well if I can't eat Jane I'm damn well going to have my Squirrel peanut butter.


Want me to make you a sammich?




Btw, nice touch on the 'defamished' :D

Phil 01-10-2008 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 13634681)
You do know in court, you will have to prove that I am fat like you keep claiming. Have fun on that one.


Burden of proof on the defendant
In most legal systems the courts give the benefit of the doubt to the defendant. In criminal law, he or she is presumed innocent until the prosecution can prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt; whereas in civil law, he or she is presumed innocent until the plaintiff can show liability on a balance of probabilities. However, the common law of libel contains a kind of reverse-onus feature: a defamatory statement is presumed to be false unless the defendant can prove its truth. Furthermore, to collect compensatory damages, a public official or public figure must prove actual malice (knowing falsity or reckless disregard for the truth). A private individual must only prove negligence (not using due care) to collect compensatory damages. In order to collect punitive damages, all individuals must prove actual malice. The definition of "public figure" has varied over the years.

You honor, presenting the evidence. Please note, that Jane Burgers is not in this shot because she was getting her snack at the bar. To be exact - extra large meat and pepperoni pizza and diet coke.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23..._fat_girls.jpg

Phil 01-10-2008 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 13634702)
Keep posting your crap. It is just more to print out to bring to court. You will be so broke by the time I am done with you. :upsidedow

which court is it going to be at so i can reserve my tickets early? How about we do it in Kiev, Ukraine.. that way you can taste some good traditional low-fat Ukranian food and get to hang out in VIP clubs with Star 69.

JaneB 01-10-2008 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 13634715)
You honor, presenting the evidence. Please note, that Jane Burgers is not in this shot because she was getting her snack at the bar. To be exact - extra large meat and pepperoni pizza and diet coke.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23..._fat_girls.jpg


Come on keep going. You will have to prove in court that I am fat. How will you prove that? I will be there and the judge will clearly see I am not fat. You will lose and I will get everything you own. Which I am sure is not much, but knowing you are hurting is enough. :upsidedow

pornask 01-10-2008 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13634658)
I just bought a jar of Squirrel peanut butter.

Chunky.


It's the one with the peanut on top.

I love those, it gets sickly addictive. I could eat whole jar while watching TV. Talk about "fat" people, lol :helpme

Karupted Charles 01-10-2008 02:03 PM

LOL I can see it now.

Dear Foreign Gov't
Please extradite CAMOKAT to stand trial for calling one of our citizens fat.

Signed
USDOJ

Hey baddog I believe your right I googled it and according to the urban dictionary it is feeding kids in ethiopia. Cambodia and Kenya are also acceptable answers.

Karupted Charles 01-10-2008 02:05 PM

LOL I can see it now.

Dear Foreign Gov't
Please extradite CAMOKAT to stand trial for calling one of our citizens fat.

Signed
USDOJ

Hey baddog I believe your right I googled it and according to the urban dictionary it is feeding kids in ethiopia. Cambodia and Kenya are also acceptable answers.

JaneB 01-10-2008 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Karupted Charles (Post 13634782)
LOL I can see it now.

Dear Foreign Gov't
Please extradite CAMOKAT to stand trial for calling one of our citizens fat.

Signed
USDOJ

Hey baddog I believe your right I googled it and according to the urban dictionary it is feeding kids in ethiopia. Cambodia and Kenya are also acceptable answers.



No that is not how it works. If he comes to any of the US webmaster conventions he will be served. It is not hard to find out if he will be attending any of them. He can be served anywhere on US soil.

CDSmith 01-10-2008 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 13634727)
Come on keep going. You will have to prove in court that I am fat. How will you prove that? I will be there and the judge will clearly see I am not fat. You will lose and I will get everything you own. Which I am sure is not much, but knowing you are hurting is enough. :upsidedow

I'm pretty sure Camofat is in another country. it's going to cost you a good $100K to sue him. Over his fiddling with a few pictures on a chat board and poking fun at you, and you clearly poked back. $100K.

You sure you're up for that?

BradM 01-10-2008 02:10 PM

Greatest thread in GFY history.

Defaminagrigationabatory statements are frowned upon here!

seeric 01-10-2008 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Karupted Charles (Post 13634772)
LOL I can see it now.

Dear Foreign Gov't
Please extradite CAMOKAT to stand trial for calling one of our citizens fat.

Signed
USDOJ

Hey baddog I believe your right I googled it and according to the urban dictionary it is feeding kids in ethiopia. Cambodia and Kenya are also acceptable answers.

omg. i have to admit this is silly at this point. :1orglaugh:Oh crap

baddog 01-10-2008 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 13634702)
Keep posting your crap. It is just more to print out to bring to court. You will be so broke by the time I am done with you. :upsidedow

oh man

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Originally Posted by MrBro (Post 13634710)
this should make imabro.com easy.

agreed

CDSmith 01-10-2008 02:11 PM

This thread brings an old joke to mind...

There was this 15 yr old kid who wanted to get laid so he goes to the local brothel.
The madam sees how young he is and asks him how much money he has.
"Ten bucks" he says.
"For that you can go out back and have the hole in the oak tree"
So the kid goes out back for a while, then leaves.
This goes on for 3 years, until the day he turns 18. Then the madam finally lets him have a girl.
He heads upstairs for the first time, but 5 minutes later the madam hears horrible screaming coming from the room.
She runs upstairs, opens the door and sees the kid jamming a broomhandle into the girl's pussy hole.
She yells "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!"

He says "I'm checking for squirrels."



:D

BradM 01-10-2008 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13634817)
I'm pretty sure Camofat is in another country. it's going to cost you a good $100K to sue him. Over his fiddling with a few pictures on a chat board and poking fun at you, and you clearly poked back. $100K.

You sure you're up for that?

She's clearly insane, she is up for anything. Apparently including sucking and fucking on camera for peanuts - as she is secretly filthy rich and she just does it for fun.

JaneB 01-10-2008 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13634817)
I'm pretty sure Camofat is in another country. it's going to cost you a good $100K to sue him. Over his fiddling with a few pictures on a chat board and poking fun at you, and you clearly poked back. $100K.

You sure you're up for that?

Yep I am up for it. Like I posted earlier, if he attends any of the US shows he will be served.

Profits of Doom 01-10-2008 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13634714)
Well if I can't eat Jane I'm damn well going to have my Squirrel peanut butter.


Want me to make you a sammich?




Btw, nice touch on the 'defamished' :D

I haven't had a good peanut butter and bananas sammich since elementary school, so that is sounding kind of appealing :thumbsup

My youngest niece loves that Goober premixed peanut butter and jelly, and we were dipping Nutter Butters in it the other day. It was quite exquisite...

JaneB 01-10-2008 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM (Post 13634828)
She's clearly insane, she is up for anything. Apparently including sucking and fucking on camera for peanuts - as she is secretly filthy rich and she just does it for fun.



Haha I don't make peanuts online. I make a hell of a lot of money. If I want to suck and fuck on camera that is my concern, not yours. You don't seem to have a problem making money off of women that suck and fuck on camera.

ProjectNaked 01-10-2008 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 13634834)
Yep I am up for it. Like I posted earlier, if he attends any of the US shows he will be served.

You seriously need to STFU - you sound just like minusonetwit :2 cents:

CDSmith 01-10-2008 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13634843)
I haven't had a good peanut butter and bananas sammich since elementary school, so that is sounding kind of appealing :thumbsup

My youngest niece loves that Goober premixed peanut butter and jelly, and we were dipping Nutter Butters in it the other day. It was quite exquisite...

The premixed stuff here is called "Jif", and I can't stand it.

I got two jars of homemade preserves from my kindly old neighbor from next door. One is a black currant jelly and the other is apple-cranberry... I'm telling you, you put that on top of chunky peanut butter on a nice piece of rye, wheat or pumpernickel toast and you're in heaven.

I helped them out in the summer by carrying in their heavy air conditioner for them and installing it, and that good deed has come back to me in spades. I'm eating high on the hog here.

BradM 01-10-2008 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 13634846)
Haha I don't make peanuts online. I make a hell of a lot of money. If I want to suck and fuck on camera that is my concern, not yours. You don't seem to have a problem making money off of women that suck and fuck on camera.

Confused on what this has to do with your mental breakdown in this thread (and all others you post in)

Phil 01-10-2008 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 13634834)
Yep I am up for it. Like I posted earlier, if he attends any of the US shows he will be served.

OMFG, thats it.. I'm finished. Janny Hamburger is after me. maybe I can make FBI 10 most wanted list... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Phil 01-10-2008 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 13634846)
Haha I don't make peanuts online. I make a hell of a lot of money. If I want to suck and fuck on camera that is my concern, not yours. You don't seem to have a problem making money off of women that suck and fuck on camera.

with website like this http://www.janeburgess.com ???? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
who you fucking kidding. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Name Servers:
ns1.dreamhost.com
ns2.dreamhost.com

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Kimmykim 01-10-2008 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 13634846)
Haha I don't make peanuts online. I make a hell of a lot of money. If I want to suck and fuck on camera that is my concern, not yours. You don't seem to have a problem making money off of women that suck and fuck on camera.

Good Lord, woman, can you not just shut your mouth and stop giving everyone the impression that a rock has more brains?

Honestly, honey, you aren't doing yourself any favors.

Klen 01-10-2008 02:40 PM

This situation remind to one recent teen movie which i watched ...

Phil 01-10-2008 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 13634953)
This situation remind to one recent teen movie which i watched ...

Zoey 101 gets knocked up and leaves the show?

sicone 01-10-2008 02:56 PM

LOL... I thought this thread was funny last night.. but it's even better today.

baddog 01-10-2008 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 13634834)
Yep I am up for it. Like I posted earlier, if he attends any of the US shows he will be served.

How would you know a) if he attended a show; or b) what he looked like if he did?

Doesn't this mean you would have to attend every show? How would you get him served? You can't do it, and it would, most likely, require that you got someone that lived in the county the show was in to serve him.

baddog 01-10-2008 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13634895)
I got two jars of homemade preserves from my kindly old neighbor from next door. One is a black currant jelly and the other is apple-cranberry... I'm telling you, you put that on top of chunky peanut butter on a nice piece of rye, wheat or pumpernickel toast and you're in heaven.

I may be jealous.


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