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Bugbee 02-11-2008 05:08 PM

Hey it was nice talking with you guys, I look forward to doing some business with you guys as well.

Redmanthatcould 02-11-2008 05:13 PM

What's wrong with being redheaded? :(

JenniDahling 02-11-2008 05:27 PM

Daaaahling, welcome to Industry!!! (a.k.a. Adult Webmaster High School - LOL) I hope to meet you soon, you got some props from some of the best people in the biz so you're off to a great start!

Rapport 02-11-2008 05:34 PM

Bugbee - Thanks! I love your website's main pic...that girl in the center has an ass that's off the hook!

VS_Jeff - Nothing wrong with being redheaded...that is unless you're also a stepchild. :)

JenniDahling - Thanks! Hope to meet you as well...I think we pretty much have to show up in Phoenix now!

CuriousToyBoy 02-11-2008 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetBilling (Post 13763776)
Yeah - where have you been?

Family time and working hard.

After 26 shows in 2 years and over 500000 frequent flyer miles I had enough.

The longer now between jumping the pond again the less inclined I feel to do it again.

Like I said, miss my friends, but do NOT miss the show BS.

Not at all.

:thumbsup

EZRhino 02-11-2008 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 13767400)
Tip: Just get drunk and stupid, break shit, throw things off of balconies, make a total ass of yourself, go to every single show for at least 2 years, get in every single picture no matter who is taking the shot, be sure to get arrested at least once. Go home after the show, and post all of your pictures that you took while puking your guts out at the overcrowded clubs. Then repent and start bashing show-goers for being lemmings, and they should save their money, because the shows are a waste of time.

Voodoo,
Why does all that sound very familiar to me?
LOL :winkwink:
Richard

pr0 02-11-2008 06:07 PM

Just get tipsy & enjoy yourself. After all thats why every show "event" is located around/in/or at a bar,club etc.

I'm just a big party animal....like John Belushi/Chris Farley...so i never had a problem getting in with the "in-crowd". Just don't over-do it....obviously. A lot of the young guys think being obnoxious is being a party animal...its not!

As "clicky" as this business tends to be...once you go up to these guys you'll find most of them are nice people. Once in awhile you'll find a guy who's got the "rockstar" mentality and brush ya off.

Trust me...laugh at those guys...they aren't shit. Usually by the end of the show they get their ass kicked in some drunken coke party with a couple half-ass whores in attendance.

And the cardinal rule....

RULE #1 -
If you get fucked up to the point where u might get sick/say something stupid, or otherwise lose your facilities, find the 1st cab back to your room. Do not under any circumstances continue the party.

This is how every person I've ever known thats has an enemy, made their enemy.

:pimp
- pimps up ho's down mainstream dood

chadknowslaw 02-11-2008 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapport (Post 13759587)
Although I did get the blow-off from my lawyer (name omitted)...I guess when I'm not spending $450/hour I'm a pain in the ass.

I thought he might be talking about me for a moment, until I realized that I did not double my hourly rate to $450 and I try damn hard not to blow anybody off (that doesn't really really _really_ fuckin' deserve it)

I think everybody's first show is a little overwhelming, but after that people get to know you and recognize you.

Although, having ToyBoy recognize you, come running across a lobby, grab you in an unbreakable bear hug, lift you off the ground and plant a big wet kiss right on the mouth is not really _all_ that desirable....

:1orglaugh


You know I love ya Linds! Miss you TONS!!!

12clicks 02-11-2008 08:24 PM

its nice to see a new guy not be a noob and explain how going to a show where everyone else seems to know everyone else means its a Bro thing and there's no business to be had.
This is a classic example of a new guy who will make it compared to the countless other noobs who go thru the revolving door never to be seen again.

Rapport 02-11-2008 10:39 PM

Chadknowslaw - not you...but if you're half the price of my lawyer, I may be giving you a call. :)

12clicks - exactly the point I was trying to make...thanks for the nice words.

pr0 02-11-2008 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapport (Post 13768721)
Chadknowslaw - not you...but if you're half the price of my lawyer, I may be giving you a call. :)

12clicks - exactly the point I was trying to make...thanks for the nice words.

Btw....ya get big points for posting pictures of 12clicks with photoshopped cocks in his mouth :2 cents:

chadknowslaw 02-11-2008 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapport (Post 13768721)
Chadknowslaw - not you...but if you're half the price of my lawyer, I may be giving you a call. :)

I think I am half the price because I drive a beat up 10 year old Dodge pickup truck instead of trying to pay for a car to impress pseudo friends. I also wear blue jeans I buy at Ross and not fancy suits tailored at stores that have a valet service! There is still a lot of Iowa farm boy left in this country lawyer.

However, January 1st I went to work for Kink.com full time so I can't take on new clients anymore :-(

RevSand 02-12-2008 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadknowslaw (Post 13768858)
I think I am half the price because I drive a beat up 10 year old Dodge pickup truck instead of trying to pay for a car to impress pseudo friends. I also wear blue jeans I buy at Ross and not fancy suits tailored at stores that have a valet service! There is still a lot of Iowa farm boy left in this country lawyer.

However, January 1st I went to work for Kink.com full time so I can't take on new clients anymore :-(



Congrats Chad! Could not happen to a better lawyer in this biz... Wish more of them were like you..

Rapport 02-12-2008 10:38 AM

Congrats on kink.com Chad!

Wow...over 50 replies now. Thanks everyone...you all rock. This community has to be one of the best out there...screw the haters!

DamianJ 02-12-2008 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapport (Post 13768721)
Chadknowslaw - not you...but if you're half the price of my lawyer, I may be giving you a call. :)

Price isn't the reason you should call Chad. The fact he is the best in the biz is why you should call him.

:)

EDIT: although you are too late now Kink.com have nabbed him full time. Congrats on the gig Chad!

RevSand 02-12-2008 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 13770379)
Price isn't the reason you should call Chad. The fact he is the best in the biz is why you should call him.

:)

I agree.. Chad has the most realistic outlook on things and it not the normal "the sky is falling, pay me big money" type of lawyer... I am not one of his clients but I have had a convo or two with him and always respected his posts and outlook on shit around..

RyuLion 02-12-2008 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 13767400)
Tip: Just get drunk and stupid, break shit, throw things off of balconies, make a total ass of yourself, go to every single show for at least 2 years, get in every single picture no matter who is taking the shot, be sure to get arrested at least once. Go home after the show, and post all of your pictures that you took while puking your guts out at the overcrowded clubs. Then repent and start bashing show-goers for being lemmings, and they should save their money, because the shows are a waste of time.

That's me! ..except for the getting arrested part..:1orglaugh

OMG Jim 02-12-2008 12:10 PM

Welcome to the industry Rapport. Sorry I did not get a chance to meet you in person but I did have the pleasure of meeting Isaiah during the Speed Networking event.

Sounds like you approached your first show with the right game plan and walked away seeing how things really work in this biz.

I look forward to meeting you in Phoenix and best of luck with your program. :thumbsup

AVNSherri 02-12-2008 12:26 PM

I know exactly how you feel. My first show I felt so overwhelmed, like I couldn't catch my breath and had no idea where to turn. But I have been lucky to meet some great people who are nice enough to help me out at the shows. It was great sitting next to you, but we definitely need to talk more and maybe even get a drink together in Phoenix!

Rapport 02-12-2008 01:02 PM

AlmightyJim - Thanks for the kind words, and glad you had a chance to speak to Isaiah...he's definitely the personality aspect of Party Girl Poker...he's also known as Lips McGavin...one of our announcers.

Sherri - We'll definitely get a drink in Phoenix...I'm definitely looking forward to that show now...it'll be a good one!

Rapport 02-13-2008 04:39 PM

We're officially booked for Phoenix...see y'all there!

Do they say y'all in Phoenix, or is that just a Texas thing?

CuriousToyBoy 02-14-2008 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadknowslaw (Post 13768181)
Although, having ToyBoy recognize you, come running across a lobby, grab you in an unbreakable bear hug, lift you off the ground and plant a big wet kiss right on the mouth is not really _all_ that desirable....

:1orglaugh


You know I love ya Linds! Miss you TONS!!!

You KNOW you love it biatch.

:winkwink::1orglaugh:pimp:thumbsup

makefuckingmoney 02-14-2008 11:28 PM

show your tits


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