You sit on the crapper and your balls get wet.

I used to do that. :Oh crap

I used to ride around in cars with boys who did that. And I thought it was really great. :(

I know what thats like....... Its freaking me out. I count every sperm now before bed

That we are on gfy on Friday night and not at a club on XTC!

Holly, did you go to Auburn?

War Damn Eagle

Yes, got my undergrad there.

If all new music is NOISE...:1orglaugh

I said that when I was 20 ..lol

When your nuts hit the water while your taking a poop...:Oh crap

I think the biggest sign I'm getting older is that I now drive the speed limit, for the most part, and I stop on yellow lights. It's weird.

You think all music today is crap and don't understand these kids today. And you actually sympathize with PARENTS, of all things. Sometimes I sound like my mother and it's just plain freaky. Especially when I realize that she was right all along about a few things (please don't tell her!)

When going to sleep after Jeopardy doesn't seem like a bad idea

This thread is pure comedy, and I look forward to having similar gripes in no time :)

I used to have to push it down from peeing in my face.

Now I have to hold it up to keep from peeing on my shoes:Oh crap

You know you are starting to get old when you pluck out a nose hair, and its gray :(

Shit thats just being in this biz. Not age,

you think 20 year old girls are too young for you...

Your car's aged, too. :1orglaugh

shit, so there aren't ANY upsides to aging? :(

The cops don't hassle you just because you are on a bike with loud pipes.

I personally wouldn't trade being my age for being any younger. :thumbsup

Your kids hit the clubs while you stay home.

i'm guessing by these responses that, being 22, my response would be invalid

does that really happen? it really seems like mine is!

When you get a muscle pain in your chest you think for a split-second that this might be THE ONE.

I am now depressed

your dick gets bigger - fatter anyway. it's like your nose and your ears - those grow as you age too.

there is nothing good about getting older - maybe the only thing is less petty bullshit with friends and opposite sex.

yeah, and they're always the ones that always itch. Wait til you get gray pubes, then you've gone full circle ;-)

That is so true. You begin to realize how fragile life is, especially when some friends just drop dead and you say he's too young to have a heart attack... then you look at yourself and realize you been keeping the same lifestyle as his...

yep, having your health is not the abstract thing the way you used to think

Nope....

im even starting to become aware of my acts...

What year did you graduate?

when I wake up in the morning and nothing hurts...I think I must be dead

i bought handicapped toilets....not cuz I'm handicapped but so my balls dont hit the water when I take a dump

Getting old sucks,it will happen to everybody