| mavruda |
04-12-2012 02:39 PM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by lucas131
(Post 18883040)
or the masturbation :)
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I don't know if I already told this story here - but here it is/again:
A guy goes to a doctor, complaining about huge heart beating, total indisposition etc.
- Tell me how your usual day goes - the doctor says.
- Well. I got up - and because I have an erection I have sex with my wife. Then I'm having breakfast, going out to walk the dog. Passing by a neighbor friend and having sex with his wife - then I proceed in park with the dog. There is that woman, who's jogging the same time. I have sex with her, and after that with her two sisters. Afterwards I got back home - I got a blowjob from my wife and going to work. I get the car, and down the street there's a prostitute - I'm her regular client - so i get one quick.
At job - i got up, step in my office - and Janine my secretary. I have sex with her. After job I'm going back home - passing near by the same prostitute and having another quicky with her. I'm regular client of hers.... Going to see my brother - and his wife is very, very attractive. So I'm having sex with her too. When I got back home - I have sex with my wife at least three times before we go to sleep....
- THAT's it !! - the doctor screams. That's the reason for your indisposition!!! You're having too much sex !!!!
- Gee, doc - and I thought the reason of that would be that I masturbate a lot.... |
