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BusterBunny 03-21-2008 01:05 PM

100......

dig420 03-21-2008 01:09 PM

Donnylong will not fight. He's the type that will get on his knees and cry for mercy when you're in front of him and start talking shit AGAIN the second you leave about how he just punked you.

dig420 03-21-2008 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 13952174)
See Derrick Pierce is not the one I have a problem with! He was only there yesterday because tranny fucker is to fag to fight me alone! Since he decided to bring 5 guys to fight me I will handle this my way not yours Dave! Get your pop corn ready!

I can absolutely guarantee you that justdavexxx will keep it fair and square. You would much rather have him there to stop the knees to the head after you're unconscious than take your chances without him. Sometimes peaceful guys like christianxxx get out of control once things get started.

Phil 03-21-2008 01:13 PM

what a shocker. Donny crapped his pants. bwaaa...

JustDaveXxx 03-21-2008 01:14 PM

Derrick Pierce Officially calls out Donny Long!!

LeRoy 03-21-2008 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 13952194)
Donnylong will not fight. He's the type that will get on his knees and cry for mercy when you're in front of him and start talking shit AGAIN the second you leave about how he just punked you.

I'm hoping to win 200.00 from RevSands and Anthony

So the fight is on :):thumbsup:thumbsup

dig420 03-21-2008 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 13952226)
Derrick Pierce Officially calls out Donny Long!!

message boards can be a dangerous place for some people... lol

CDSmith 03-21-2008 01:20 PM

So this is what it's come to.

Two of the big kids duking it out over by the bike racks at recess.


*sigh*


Ah what the hell, who's taking bets? My money's on Christian for the win.

donnylong 03-21-2008 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 13952226)
Derrick Pierce Officially calls out Donny Long!!

keep picking fights dave and me and you are going to have problems! My beef is with tranny fucker noone else and I will handle it my way since he had his one on one chance at Vice and didnt do shit and then brings 5 guys to a set yesterday!

AaronM 03-21-2008 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 13952276)
keep picking fights dave and me and you are going to have problems! My beef is with tranny fucker noone else and I will handle it my way since he had his one on one chance at Vice and didnt do shit and then brings 5 guys to a set yesterday!


If any 1 of these guys steps up, you're gonna get your ass handed to you.

However, based on your other chicken shit stunts, I suspect that you will try to set them up and then report them to the police.

That's been your M.O. in the past.

I think you're the biggest pussy I have ever seen.

donnylong 03-21-2008 01:33 PM

Let me add for the record I have been friends with Dave for years and not sure why he is acting this way but I thought he was a really cool guy and if it came down to it I wouldnt fight Dave, Christian yes Dave no! I maybe crazy but not stupid! I get even other evil ways dave and you know this so back off!

AaronM 03-21-2008 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 13952306)
If any 1 of these guys steps up, you're gonna get your ass handed to you.

However, based on your other chicken shit stunts, I suspect that you will try to set them up and then report them to the police.

That's been your M.O. in the past.

I think you're the biggest pussy I have ever seen.

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 13952307)
I get even other evil ways dave and you know this so back off!

I rest my case....Pussy. :321GFY

donnylong 03-21-2008 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 13952306)
If any 1 of these guys steps up, you're gonna get your ass handed to you.

However, based on your other chicken shit stunts, I suspect that you will try to set them up and then report them to the police.

That's been your M.O. in the past.

I think you're the biggest pussy I have ever seen.

You dont know me and my past....................

pocketkangaroo 03-21-2008 01:35 PM

Is there a prop bet open for Donny hiding out and frantically typing on a keyboard trying to pretend he's not a coward?

GAMEFINEST 03-21-2008 01:41 PM

loll......

Shameless 03-21-2008 01:42 PM

I just think that Dave want to see the fight. He's friends with both of you but it would be fun to watch. You guys have it out for each other Donny, think about it, if it were someone else you'd probably wanna see it too. But as far as Daves past I would never, I repeat NEVER question it. The dude is one of the most bad ass guys I have ever met. BB in BJJ means act right bro.

JUSTB 03-21-2008 01:44 PM

cliff notes please
Dueling male porn stars?

donnylong 03-21-2008 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shameless (Post 13952348)
I just think that Dave want to see the fight. He's friends with both of you but it would be fun to watch. You guys have it out for each other Donny, think about it, if it were someone else you'd probably wanna see it too. But as far as Daves past I would never, I repeat NEVER question it. The dude is one of the most bad ass guys I have ever met. BB in BJJ means act right bro.

Well that would be fine and like I said I like Dave but if tranny fucker didnt bring 5 dudes to fight and him and 2 others confronted my PM. Now I will deal with this my way get your pop corn. Why is Dave trying to bring other into this? because tranny fucker cant fight for himself?

AaronM 03-21-2008 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 13952313)
You dont know me and my past....................


Am I supposed to be scared?

I've seen the pussy ass stunts you have pulled.

dig420 03-21-2008 01:53 PM

donny just an FYI... everyone reading this thread knows that christian came to fight you, everyone else was there to watch and prevent it from getting out of hand.

If you repeat 1000 times that 5 guys came to be beat you up, we will still know it's bullshit. Might as well give it up.

dig420 03-21-2008 01:53 PM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=816758

donnylong 03-21-2008 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 13952386)
donny just an FYI... everyone reading this thread knows that christian came to fight you, everyone else was there to watch and prevent it from getting out of hand.

If you repeat 1000 times that 5 guys came to be beat you up, we will still know it's bullshit. Might as well give it up.

REALLY then why did tranny fucker have 2 guys talking shit right behind him to my PM?

mikesouth 03-21-2008 02:01 PM

i say we give em both guns and with any luck they will get each other out of our misery

good lord there needs to be an IQ test to get on GFY these two idiots make me tired.

dig420 03-21-2008 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 13952401)
REALLY then why did tranny fucker have 2 guys talking shit right behind him to my PM?

just apologize and get it over with.

xNetworx 03-21-2008 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 13951722)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That dude would wipe your face on the floor. What are you gonna do? Knock him out with your boomerang cock?

ahahahahah :1orglaugh

Phil 03-21-2008 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 13952401)
REALLY then why did tranny fucker have 2 guys talking shit right behind him to my PM?

is it 2 or 5? why didn't you come out yourself to check it out anyway? may be he had 2 midgets with him?

st0ned 03-21-2008 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 13951150)
Fags Vs. Straights ?.at Midnight!

Christian XXX aka Max Diesel is on drugs and is a hazard to the whole industry and a shit talking pussy faggot.

I really don?t work for other companies other than my own. But I had my studio rented today and a friend called me for a scene so I said okay.

Now let me remind you of the time at Vice night club where I was in Christain XXX face in front of a bunch of people calling him a Tranny fucking piece of shit and he did not do a damn thing but ask Veronica Rayne to ask me to chill. So me and Ben my assistant go to Remmet Studios today where the company was shooting from 9am till 9pm was filming me in a b/g/g/g/g not a tranny movie! I got pulled aside by the production manager that happened to be there that night.

I called fag boy out at Vice and she knew the beef and she pulled me into the office as soon as I got onto set and asked me PLEASE be professional that fag boy was next door and told not to come over to our set so to not go over to his and start any shit!

Now I was booked to do a b/g/g/g/g/ and what I didn?t know was one of the girls was his beard, a chick that looks like a tranny.

Of course I was not going to work with it and it was not going to work with me!

So I chilled and respected the company I was working with because that?s the professional thing to do! I then hear this tranny looking thing talking about her boyfriend Tranny Fucker XXX being outside with some other fags.

So I ask the production manager whats going on and she asked me to stay out of it and not go outside and start any shit.

So I respect that.

Now, FYI, me and Tranny Fucker have been going back and forth on email for the past week and his best response to my email has been:

?Seriously? You want to meet me in person? Awesome!..I will let you know where I will be over the weekend and I will bring Derick Pierce or Derek Hay. lol....and I DARE you to say anything about Derek.....lol...please! Signed, Christian

and my response was:

What you dont understand is I dont need people to back me up. I will come alone! You?re a fag and a sissy just like you were at Shy's party right?

I wouldnt want my friends to risk their health! Also, you want to bring Derek Hay's name into this I will be glad to call him in the morning about your threats and confront him on it because I do business with him everday and put money in his pocket?

So I forward his agent Derek Hay the email and his response is:

So tired of this BS.
I will make sure he keeps my name out of it.
Derek Hay

So I email tranny fucker and tell him what a pussy he is and how he can?t fight alone and he needs back up that is not backing him!

NO RESPONSE

So back to Remmet he is so pussy to come to the studio where his tranny looking beard is he needs to call not one guy, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5 guys to come and try and confront little old Donny Long!

Haha!! Too Funny!!!

And then he and 2 fags confront my PA instead of me. So my PA comes inside and tells me this and I flip my wig and grab a 5 foot iron candle holder from and go outside looking for these 3 fags and of coarse they?re gone! So about 2 hours go by and then the PM for the company I am working for comes over again with Sasha the owner of the studio and say there is 5 guys outside and beg me not to start any shit there to stay inside so I respect them and do just that!

They also tell me that they called the agent which was LA Direct and talked to Derek Hay and told him that one of there talent, Tranny Fucker XXX was asked to leave the property and refused and was costing them money!

So the fag crew goes down the block where my car was and waits there and I simply say either I am going to go out there and move my car and take care of these fag or this scene is not getting done, So my PA goes outside and moves my car and The faggot crew take there dildos and leave!

Now I read the BS and have to respond with:

If your such a big man faggot tranny fucker then someone please set it up so we can fight one on one in a ring PLEASE! I hate faggot tranny fuckers that try to be gangster! You don?t know who you are fucking with! OH WAIT YOU DO THAT?S WHY YOU BROUGHT GUYS TO FIGHT ME!

Now, for a full and unedited account of tonights happenings please red the following, entitled, ?Fags Vs. Straights?At Midnight!?


Hey, Donny Long here. Wow, I just got back from a crazy night of mix and mayhem and I feel I might be a bit misunderstood. For starters, yes I was at Remmet Studios doing a scene earlier today. But my version of events varies slightly from the events portrayed by the Tranny Fucker XXX aka known as Christian.

For starters, I was hired as male talent to fuck two hot porn chicks. Yes, to you fags and trannys out there that is also known as a Boy Girl Girl!

Anyways, I?m moving into doggie style with a hot young piece of ass when I hear that Christian XXX is outside with Dirk, Davey Queer and two or three more of his fag buddies chanting, ?Come out Donny!!!? ?Come Out Donny!!!?

Frankly, I was scared. I was about to stick my dick up the ass of a beautiful 19 year old whore and her girlfriend when I heard this and the challenge that ?We are here to fuck you up!!! We are here and we are queer!!!?

I was scared. All I could think was: ?Damn, five untested fags outside the studio threatening to ?Fuck me up?? Fuck me up what? My ass?

I didn?t have much time to think. And personally, I wanted to finish fucking these two hot porn chicks before I had to deal with Tranny Fucker XXX and his fag boys.

My assistant, Ben, related to me that not only was Tranny Fucker XXX outside to confront me, but he had with him Dirk ?Solo Masturbation Man,? Davey Queer, Kyle ?Up My Ass? Love Tunnel, and Sonny ?Sucks Cocks? Man Lover.

I had never heard of these people. But from the sound of their names, I was scared. I had no history on these fags. I had no idea if they were tested or had HIV. For all I knew I was taking my life in my hands. I called up my friend, Joe Blow, and asked him for help. Thankfully, he said he?s be right over with a twelve pack.

So then I?m entering my fourth and final position with my two little hot porn chicks when I hear the chanting outside, ?Come Out Donny!!?, ?Come Out Donny!!?

That?s when I realized these fags were crazy! How could a straight man named Donny Long ?COME OUT???? I?m STRAIGHT for god?s sake!!!

My assistant, Ben, went outside to check on the mayhem. According to him there were still two fags willing to suck my dick for a pint of Guinness, and one of them was Christian!!!

At the risk of looking like a faggot, I finished my scene and came on my two hot teenage cum whore?s faces.

I was spent, and frankly still a little scared. I heard thru the grapevine that Tranny Fucker XXX, Davey Queen, And Dirk ?Solo Masterbation Man? had moved their mayhem to a local gay bar and were planning their next move!

I was tired. I spent the whole day fucking hot porn chicks. When I wasn?t doing that I was smoking cigarettes and talking trash. I had nothing left.

Unlike my enemies I didn?t spend my mornings drinking sperm spiked protein shakes before running 3 miles in 10 minutes. I had far too many nights of teenage whores, cigarettes and booze ahead of me and behind me.

I decided to go home.

I got home to a hot young piece of ass that I was fucking off camera (aka as a girlfriend for you fags out there), when I noticed a humiliating piece of press on the Internet!!!

OMG!! I?m getting bad press!! This can?t be!!!! I?m Donny Long! I write my own bad Press!!!!

There it was. A humbling tale entitled, ?Fraidy Cat Donny Long is hiding from Tranny Fucker XXX.?

I was horrified!!!! I wanted people to know the truth! I needed a chance to redeem myself!! I couldn?t let 5 untested fag tranny fuckers beat out a straight man!!

I needed one more chance! I needed a chance for a face to face meeting with the gay mafia and the tranny fucker queens!!!

My pride had been tested. I had no choice. I had to pull out all the stops!!!

I called for a meeting!! A rumble of sorts!! I sent a text to Christian Tranny Fucker XXX ,

?Fags Vs. Straights?Midnight at the Train tracks!! Be there!!!?

It was my only chance. I knew by now that everyone thought I was another tranny sucking piece of cock sucking shit. I had only a small window to redeem myself. Time was running out!!!

It was 11:50 pm. The night was a full moon. I was standing there at the railroad tracks with two friends when Christian Tranny Fucker XXX showed up with four of his faggot friends.

Tranny Fucker threw the first stone. ?Are you ready to Come Out Donny?? Are you ready to suck some tranny dick?? We?re here and we?re queer!!?

His friend Dirk piped in ?,Yeah, just because I like to do solo jack off scenes, that doesn?t make me queer.?

And the Christian XXX says, ?And if I wanna suck Tranny dick or put man cock up my ass?.there ain?t a damn thing u can do about it.

Little did I know, Tranny Fucker and his band of queens brought dildos!! And lots of them!! Untested dildos at that!! Dildos used in Tranny Fucker porn!!!

The rest of the story is too embarrassing to tell. But basically, I lost a battle of tits with a bunch of twits. While I must concede defeat on some fronts, I must also stand my ground on others.

Thankfully, Tranny Fuckers can?t breed, or we?d all be in trouble.

I?m currently recovering at the Spearmint Rhino hospital where I?m on a Jaeger Meister IV Drip 24 hours a day.

I?ll be okay. And I will live to fight Tranny Fuckers another day. But until then I?m out?.for now. 

All I can say is...


WOW!


...this is something I would expect from an 8th grader. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? "Sissy", "Fraidy Cat", fuck I couldn't even read it all.

donnylong 03-21-2008 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0ned (Post 13952545)
All I can say is...


WOW!


...this is something I would expect from an 8th grader. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? "Sissy", "Fraidy Cat", fuck I couldn't even read it all.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

donnylong 03-21-2008 02:49 PM

I agree that alot of people on these boards are childish and should get back to business. I am not a nobody porn star like tranny fucker for the record I own a production company and a studio and provide content to a lot of the adult companies! I am going to handle this off the boards and out of the press but I had to respond to tranny fuckers lies! I am done here with this issue on the boards!

Herb Kornfield 03-21-2008 02:55 PM

Donny you area pathetic cunt.

Please go away

aico 03-21-2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 13951802)

Luckily that finger is there for visual reference, otherwise those arms may have seemed bigger.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-21-2008 03:00 PM

Too Long Didn't Read. Donny Is A Pussy. :2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 13951150)
Fags Vs. Straights ?.at Midnight!

Christian XXX aka Max Diesel is on drugs and is a hazard to the whole industry and a shit talking pussy faggot.

I really don?t work for other companies other than my own. But I had my studio rented today and a friend called me for a scene so I said okay.

Now let me remind you of the time at Vice night club where I was in Christain XXX face in front of a bunch of people calling him a Tranny fucking piece of shit and he did not do a damn thing but ask Veronica Rayne to ask me to chill. So me and Ben my assistant go to Remmet Studios today where the company was shooting from 9am till 9pm was filming me in a b/g/g/g/g not a tranny movie! I got pulled aside by the production manager that happened to be there that night.

I called fag boy out at Vice and she knew the beef and she pulled me into the office as soon as I got onto set and asked me PLEASE be professional that fag boy was next door and told not to come over to our set so to not go over to his and start any shit!

Now I was booked to do a b/g/g/g/g/ and what I didn?t know was one of the girls was his beard, a chick that looks like a tranny.

Of course I was not going to work with it and it was not going to work with me!

So I chilled and respected the company I was working with because that?s the professional thing to do! I then hear this tranny looking thing talking about her boyfriend Tranny Fucker XXX being outside with some other fags.

So I ask the production manager whats going on and she asked me to stay out of it and not go outside and start any shit.

So I respect that.

Now, FYI, me and Tranny Fucker have been going back and forth on email for the past week and his best response to my email has been:

?Seriously? You want to meet me in person? Awesome!..I will let you know where I will be over the weekend and I will bring Derick Pierce or Derek Hay. lol....and I DARE you to say anything about Derek.....lol...please! Signed, Christian

and my response was:

What you dont understand is I dont need people to back me up. I will come alone! You?re a fag and a sissy just like you were at Shy's party right?

I wouldnt want my friends to risk their health! Also, you want to bring Derek Hay's name into this I will be glad to call him in the morning about your threats and confront him on it because I do business with him everday and put money in his pocket?

So I forward his agent Derek Hay the email and his response is:

So tired of this BS.
I will make sure he keeps my name out of it.
Derek Hay

So I email tranny fucker and tell him what a pussy he is and how he can?t fight alone and he needs back up that is not backing him!

NO RESPONSE

So back to Remmet he is so pussy to come to the studio where his tranny looking beard is he needs to call not one guy, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5 guys to come and try and confront little old Donny Long!

Haha!! Too Funny!!!

And then he and 2 fags confront my PA instead of me. So my PA comes inside and tells me this and I flip my wig and grab a 5 foot iron candle holder from and go outside looking for these 3 fags and of coarse they?re gone! So about 2 hours go by and then the PM for the company I am working for comes over again with Sasha the owner of the studio and say there is 5 guys outside and beg me not to start any shit there to stay inside so I respect them and do just that!

They also tell me that they called the agent which was LA Direct and talked to Derek Hay and told him that one of there talent, Tranny Fucker XXX was asked to leave the property and refused and was costing them money!

So the fag crew goes down the block where my car was and waits there and I simply say either I am going to go out there and move my car and take care of these fag or this scene is not getting done, So my PA goes outside and moves my car and The faggot crew take there dildos and leave!

Now I read the BS and have to respond with:

If your such a big man faggot tranny fucker then someone please set it up so we can fight one on one in a ring PLEASE! I hate faggot tranny fuckers that try to be gangster! You don?t know who you are fucking with! OH WAIT YOU DO THAT?S WHY YOU BROUGHT GUYS TO FIGHT ME!

Now, for a full and unedited account of tonights happenings please red the following, entitled, ?Fags Vs. Straights?At Midnight!?


Hey, Donny Long here. Wow, I just got back from a crazy night of mix and mayhem and I feel I might be a bit misunderstood. For starters, yes I was at Remmet Studios doing a scene earlier today. But my version of events varies slightly from the events portrayed by the Tranny Fucker XXX aka known as Christian.

For starters, I was hired as male talent to fuck two hot porn chicks. Yes, to you fags and trannys out there that is also known as a Boy Girl Girl!

Anyways, I?m moving into doggie style with a hot young piece of ass when I hear that Christian XXX is outside with Dirk, Davey Queer and two or three more of his fag buddies chanting, ?Come out Donny!!!? ?Come Out Donny!!!?

Frankly, I was scared. I was about to stick my dick up the ass of a beautiful 19 year old whore and her girlfriend when I heard this and the challenge that ?We are here to fuck you up!!! We are here and we are queer!!!?

I was scared. All I could think was: ?Damn, five untested fags outside the studio threatening to ?Fuck me up?? Fuck me up what? My ass?

I didn?t have much time to think. And personally, I wanted to finish fucking these two hot porn chicks before I had to deal with Tranny Fucker XXX and his fag boys.

My assistant, Ben, related to me that not only was Tranny Fucker XXX outside to confront me, but he had with him Dirk ?Solo Masturbation Man,? Davey Queer, Kyle ?Up My Ass? Love Tunnel, and Sonny ?Sucks Cocks? Man Lover.

I had never heard of these people. But from the sound of their names, I was scared. I had no history on these fags. I had no idea if they were tested or had HIV. For all I knew I was taking my life in my hands. I called up my friend, Joe Blow, and asked him for help. Thankfully, he said he?s be right over with a twelve pack.

So then I?m entering my fourth and final position with my two little hot porn chicks when I hear the chanting outside, ?Come Out Donny!!?, ?Come Out Donny!!?

That?s when I realized these fags were crazy! How could a straight man named Donny Long ?COME OUT???? I?m STRAIGHT for god?s sake!!!

My assistant, Ben, went outside to check on the mayhem. According to him there were still two fags willing to suck my dick for a pint of Guinness, and one of them was Christian!!!

At the risk of looking like a faggot, I finished my scene and came on my two hot teenage cum whore?s faces.

I was spent, and frankly still a little scared. I heard thru the grapevine that Tranny Fucker XXX, Davey Queen, And Dirk ?Solo Masterbation Man? had moved their mayhem to a local gay bar and were planning their next move!

I was tired. I spent the whole day fucking hot porn chicks. When I wasn?t doing that I was smoking cigarettes and talking trash. I had nothing left.

Unlike my enemies I didn?t spend my mornings drinking sperm spiked protein shakes before running 3 miles in 10 minutes. I had far too many nights of teenage whores, cigarettes and booze ahead of me and behind me.

I decided to go home.

I got home to a hot young piece of ass that I was fucking off camera (aka as a girlfriend for you fags out there), when I noticed a humiliating piece of press on the Internet!!!

OMG!! I?m getting bad press!! This can?t be!!!! I?m Donny Long! I write my own bad Press!!!!

There it was. A humbling tale entitled, ?Fraidy Cat Donny Long is hiding from Tranny Fucker XXX.?

I was horrified!!!! I wanted people to know the truth! I needed a chance to redeem myself!! I couldn?t let 5 untested fag tranny fuckers beat out a straight man!!

I needed one more chance! I needed a chance for a face to face meeting with the gay mafia and the tranny fucker queens!!!

My pride had been tested. I had no choice. I had to pull out all the stops!!!

I called for a meeting!! A rumble of sorts!! I sent a text to Christian Tranny Fucker XXX ,

?Fags Vs. Straights?Midnight at the Train tracks!! Be there!!!?

It was my only chance. I knew by now that everyone thought I was another tranny sucking piece of cock sucking shit. I had only a small window to redeem myself. Time was running out!!!

It was 11:50 pm. The night was a full moon. I was standing there at the railroad tracks with two friends when Christian Tranny Fucker XXX showed up with four of his faggot friends.

Tranny Fucker threw the first stone. ?Are you ready to Come Out Donny?? Are you ready to suck some tranny dick?? We?re here and we?re queer!!?

His friend Dirk piped in ?,Yeah, just because I like to do solo jack off scenes, that doesn?t make me queer.?

And the Christian XXX says, ?And if I wanna suck Tranny dick or put man cock up my ass?.there ain?t a damn thing u can do about it.

Little did I know, Tranny Fucker and his band of queens brought dildos!! And lots of them!! Untested dildos at that!! Dildos used in Tranny Fucker porn!!!

The rest of the story is too embarrassing to tell. But basically, I lost a battle of tits with a bunch of twits. While I must concede defeat on some fronts, I must also stand my ground on others.

Thankfully, Tranny Fuckers can?t breed, or we?d all be in trouble.

I?m currently recovering at the Spearmint Rhino hospital where I?m on a Jaeger Meister IV Drip 24 hours a day.

I?ll be okay. And I will live to fight Tranny Fuckers another day. But until then I?m out?.for now. 


Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-21-2008 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 13952430)
good lord there needs to be an IQ test to get on GFY

But then I'd be all alone here :(

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-21-2008 05:10 PM

http://www.thedunch.com/dunchgear/prodimages/donkey.jpg

ADG

RevSand 03-21-2008 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shameless (Post 13952348)
I just think that Dave want to see the fight. He's friends with both of you but it would be fun to watch. You guys have it out for each other Donny, think about it, if it were someone else you'd probably wanna see it too. But as far as Daves past I would never, I repeat NEVER question it. The dude is one of the most bad ass guys I have ever met. BB in BJJ means act right bro.

Quoted for truth..

Phoenix 03-21-2008 08:03 PM

high class drama

Phil 03-21-2008 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 13951831)
I'll take that bet. I got ChristianX for 100.

Anthony, I know we've been in agreement before that SAMBO is way superior to BJJ and that Cure is one of the best band ever.. and we agreed to both… And Im going to put another $100 on Christian. I love you man.

Scootermuze 03-21-2008 08:58 PM

I'm just wondering about the 5 foot iron bar...
Not much damage to be done with that unless they just stood there to be hit..

a 5 foot iron bar isn't somethin' that's gonna be swung with much initial thrust..


Jus' sayin'...

Anthony 03-21-2008 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 13953770)
Anthony, I know we've been in agreement before that SAMBO is way superior to BJJ and that Cure is one of the best band ever.. and we agreed to both… And Im going to put another $100 on Christian. I love you man.

PPPPPFFFFTTTTT!!! I believe I said that Sambo is a grappling system that is equal to BJJ in efficiency!

But let's not quibble, we have a chance to see Just Dave, a BJJ Black Belt put a beating on Donny Long, should Donny decide to go back to threatning Dave!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-21-2008 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Scootermuze (Post 13953935)
I'm just wondering about the 5 foot iron bar...
Not much damage to be done with that unless they just stood there to be hit..

a 5 foot iron bar isn't somethin' that's gonna be swung with much initial thrust..


Jus' sayin'...

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RevSand 03-21-2008 11:00 PM

This gonna happen on Sun?? I hope so since I am shooting all day Sat... I wanna be there for it... Dave you have my number...

dig420 03-22-2008 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 13954040)
PPPPPFFFFTTTTT!!! I believe I said that Sambo is a grappling system that is equal to BJJ in efficiency!

But let's not quibble, we have a chance to see Just Dave, a BJJ Black Belt put a beating on Donny Long, should Donny decide to go back to threatning Dave!

I had always heard that Sambo was just good for leglocks, but I don't know much about it except that Fedor used to use it a lot.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-22-2008 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by RevSand (Post 13954241)
This gonna happen on Sun?? I hope so since I am shooting all day Sat... I wanna be there for it... Dave you have my number...

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Jens Van Assterdam 03-22-2008 03:57 AM

i love this board :)

TampaToker 03-22-2008 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 13949577)
Holy cow! Just when you think this place can't get any dumber it does. A word to the unwise - when you stoop to someone else's level you lose!!!

lol it even gets better they made a video about it Donny Long fraidy cat

Juicy D. Links 03-22-2008 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by hollinator (Post 13951749)
I'm waiting for someone to start taking bets... Surprised no one on gfy has done that yet ;o)

i am taking action on this , waiting for latest odds

Anthony 03-22-2008 07:58 AM

Thread derail. Sorry.

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 13954599)
I had always heard that Sambo was just good for leglocks, but I don't know much about it except that Fedor used to use it a lot.

I give props to Sambo, but when Team Russian Sambo comes to the USA and takes on BJJ, then it gets personal. I mean, who heard of a BJJ Brown Belt leg locking a Sambo Black belt?! :)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=K8Daoj0Jm48&feature=related

BJJ BB RNC Sambo BB
https://youtube.com/watch?v=84UHPj_9dfI&feature=related

My favorite: Ricky Migliarese vs Givi Shubitidze (Sambo World Champ)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z1uFziotZNs

BJJ vs Russia Sambo 7-5. Not bad, Sambo did well for itself.

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Phil 03-22-2008 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 13954040)
PPPPPFFFFTTTTT!!! I believe I said that Sambo is a grappling system that is equal to BJJ in efficiency!

But let's not quibble, we have a chance to see Just Dave, a BJJ Black Belt put a beating on Donny Long, should Donny decide to go back to threatning Dave!

im just messing wth you :thumbsup
I don't think that would be very long fight.

Phil 03-22-2008 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 13954599)
I had always heard that Sambo was just good for leglocks, but I don't know much about it except that Fedor used to use it a lot.

SAMBO stand for "Sel defense without weapon", so Im sure there more to it than leg locks. BTW, MMA women's champ is trained sambo fighter as well. They call her "Sambo queen", so its not just fedor. give it 10 more years and its going to be huge.

Phil 03-22-2008 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 13954946)
Thread derail. Sorry.



I give props to Sambo, but when Team Russian Sambo comes to the USA and takes on BJJ, then it gets personal. I mean, who heard of a BJJ Brown Belt leg locking a Sambo Black belt?! :)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=K8Daoj0Jm48&feature=related

BJJ BB RNC Sambo BB
https://youtube.com/watch?v=84UHPj_9dfI&feature=related

My favorite: Ricky Migliarese vs Givi Shubitidze (Sambo World Champ)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z1uFziotZNs

BJJ vs Russia Sambo 7-5. Not bad, Sambo did well for itself.

http://images35.fotki.com/v1127/phot...jpg?1203826358

that shit was in NYC, right? That was not "team russia", bunch of ex-USSR guys that live in NYC. so called Givi Shubititze? neven even heard of that champ. comeon Anthony..


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