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Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-29-2008 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 13994625)
You missed an 'r' in there.

I can't find where I missed it, no hard feelings...

Either way, I am not beating around the bush about anything and I have plenty of dough...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-29-2008 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 13994665)
Is that so..mmm :1orglaugh

Hows the search going Jon :)

Going real good... I am going to have some hard choices to make!

fluffygrrl 03-29-2008 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 13994576)
Beating aound the bush? Got some dough together? Is trying to insult potentual clients your marketing secret?

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 13994668)
I can't find where I missed it, no hard feelings...

There's nothing wrong with a boy wanting to be a man, or a businessman, as the case may be. Obviously, his boyish pretense will be plainly obvious to actual men, or actual business men, as the case may be.

Here's a list of your zits and lurches, so that you may one day become the man you wish to be, and maybe even the businessman you take yourself for.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 13994576)
Is trying to insult potentual clients your marketing secret?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 13992341)
I will not hire any companies at all

Apparently the business plan is made up as you go, then?

Quote:

I am offering a great opportunity to the right person, our company is growing fast, our teams size has increased by 120% in the last month and we are expanding all departments, this opportunity is long term and offers advancement opportunities in the future.
Imperatively needs more cowbell.

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 13992456)
Are you saying that if you where not already successful you would love to work with our team?

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 13992341)
If you are interested please email me boss -a- wearenotabot.com

There's exactly one, and only one team every man is the boss of : Himself.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 13992526)
Originally Posted by Eriic
I got a failure notice from the post master

Not sure why that would be...
None the less you can send mail directly to wearenotabot over at gmail...

:)

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 13993922)
As far as me saying a number first, you are correct, if someone needs a number I am gonna tell them the lowest number I have been quoted by others or at the low end of my budget...:thumbsup

Or else, we could hold our nose and pretend we're the cleanning crew. "Kruger ? No here Krueger!"

Your youth, and your naivite is no fault, and no merit of mine. It is merely a matter of time. Do not hate me for it, and do not hate yourself.

Just have some patience, my little grasshopper. And if you do carry one thing to bed out of this thread, let it be this :

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus
Nobody over the age of 16 ever spelled "grammar" "grammer".


Xniphobe 03-29-2008 01:13 PM

lol...the blind leading the blinder.

kane 03-29-2008 01:16 PM

Bump for email sent

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-29-2008 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 13994831)
...........

You must have alot of time on your hands... :1orglaugh

CyberHustler 03-29-2008 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 13994831)
blah blah blah

How did this work out for you?
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=805982

:1orglaugh

J. Falcon 03-29-2008 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 13994831)
There's nothing wrong with a boy wanting to be a man, or a businessman, as the case may be. Obviously, his boyish pretense will be plainly obvious to actual men, or actual business men, as the case may be.

Here's a list of your zits and lurches, so that you may one day become the man you wish to be, and maybe even the businessman you take yourself for.





Apparently the business plan is made up as you go, then?



Imperatively needs more cowbell.





There's exactly one, and only one team every man is the boss of : Himself.



:)



Or else, we could hold our nose and pretend we're the cleanning crew. "Kruger ? No here Krueger!"

Your youth, and your naivite is no fault, and no merit of mine. It is merely a matter of time. Do not hate me for it, and do not hate yourself.

Just have some patience, my little grasshopper. And if you do carry one thing to bed out of this thread, let it be this :

WTF?? :1orglaugh

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-29-2008 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 13994869)
Bump for email sent

Thanks, email replied too...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-29-2008 01:42 PM

Statistics of this thread so far:

I have recieved several inquiries, and will be doing business with at least 75% of the people I have talked to...

Keep them coming....

OTerror 03-29-2008 01:56 PM

Icq In The Sig

Greg - Adult Copywriters 03-29-2008 01:58 PM

bump, check your inbox :thumbsup

fluffygrrl 03-29-2008 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler (Post 13994956)
How did this work out for you?
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=805982

:1orglaugh

I spent coupla days reading bedly written email proposals, and badly written oppinions posted in the thread, after which, I made my own copywriter unit.

As mentioned here : http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...80408&posted=1

:thumbsup

Fat Panda 03-29-2008 02:57 PM

I am very interested, however I am currently away from home right now. I will send you an email Monday. Hope the job isn't taken by then.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-29-2008 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Greg - Adult Copywriters (Post 13995088)
bump, check your inbox :thumbsup

Replied...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-29-2008 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SAC (Post 13995229)
I am very interested, however I am currently away from home right now. I will send you an email Monday. Hope the job isn't taken by then.

Send me list of your skills and wage requirements and I will find something for you today..

VeriSexy 03-29-2008 11:50 PM

heres a bump for ya

HouseHead 03-30-2008 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 13993922)
Exactly, one person has done that already..

As far as me saying a number first, you are correct, if someone needs a number I am gonna tell them the lowest number I have been quoted by others or at the low end of my budget...:thumbsup

What is the avg salary for a full-time writer?

Bojangles 03-30-2008 02:57 AM

E-mail sent.

$5 submissions 03-30-2008 03:15 AM

Bump to help out :)

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-30-2008 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Insane Matt (Post 13996829)
What is the avg salary for a full-time writer?

Looking to hire yourself? Hit me in private and I will tell you some of the numbers I have been told...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-30-2008 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bojangles (Post 13997171)
E-mail sent.

Replied...

amateur-skin 03-30-2008 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 13992502)
Not trying to cause any trouble BUT I just wanted to say........this part has always annoyed me when people are seeking employees

"In that email you should include.........salary/wage requirements"

Why can't people even post a "range" of what they're willing to pay based on experience/quality/whatever?

It's like walking into a car dealership and there are no window stickers on the cars and the salesman says "how much will you give me for this car?"

This isn't just you Jon Clark....I see this all the time, companies want to hire everyone from designers to affiliate managers to programmers....and then want those people to negotiate with themselves over what they'll be paid.

I would have actually offered had he made it clear what his budget was.

Azaa 03-30-2008 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 13992341)
I am looking for a person that I can work one on one with who writes good English...

I will not hire any companies at all...

If you are interested please email me boss -a- wearenotabot.com

After you email me bump this thread letting me know...

In that email you should include your gfy name, a few samples and salary/wage requirements...

I will only consider those who follow the simple instructions above...


I am offering a great opportunity to the right person, our company is growing fast, our teams size has increased by 120% in the last month and we are expanding all departments, this opportunity is long term and offers advancement opportunities in the future.

bumped and emailed

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-30-2008 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amateur-skin (Post 13997892)
I would have actually offered had he made it clear what his budget was.

Well, you are actually missing out...

I pay what people want if they have the skills to back up there request, period!

If I had a max budget I would have posted it!

adam308 03-30-2008 10:41 AM

bump for the job

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-30-2008 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Azaa (Post 13997901)
bumped and emailed

Replied...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-30-2008 10:54 AM

At this point I have recieved a wonderful responce and I have made deals with more then enough high quality writers...

If you are very good and you know it go ahead and send me a email as requested in first post and I will add you to the list for future needs...

No reason to bump this anymore....

fluffygrrl 03-30-2008 11:01 AM

Sure there's reason to bump this.

The drama hasn't even begun yet.

*Takes a good seat*

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-30-2008 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 13997987)
Sure there's reason to bump this.

The drama hasn't even begun yet.

*Takes a good seat*

Call me out in a brand new fresh thread if you want drama... :winkwink:

viencarl 03-31-2008 05:23 AM

contact primeoutsourcing.com if you are looking for skilled worker :):):)

J. Falcon 03-31-2008 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 13997987)
Sure there's reason to bump this.

The drama hasn't even begun yet.

*Takes a good seat*

Wtf are you talking about? :1orglaugh


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