"Somebody's Bitch"

Bitch for hire. Learned bitch for hirer.

interesting thread lol :)

Big Fucking Man on Campus ( who does exactly what his wife says)

Normally, I say im a programmer. But if I don't care what they think, I say im in the Porn Business. With that, I get an "ohhhhhhh. i see" type reply. Shuts them up quick.

i jerk off in front of my computer

fuckey fuckey broker...

Virtual Human Trafficker?

Shit, no one wants to tell their parents they distribute internet porn. lol.

Too obvious.

Great thread of suggestions. I'll probably go with website marketing for the parents and "fucky fucky broker" for friends.

Then people will think I'm doing tech support again.

God I never want to go back to Tier 1 computer desktop tech support. Or any tech support for that matter.

When people ask, I tell them that I shoot content for my website....that I am an adult webmaster.

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