When you're flipping through stations on the radio, and the "Light Jazz" station doesn't seem as obnoxiously bland as it used to.

You subscribe to your hometown paper so you can see who is in this week's obituary.

You find all your favorite songs compiled in a set of ten discs for the decade and sold on late night tv for just $9.95.

You realize that it really doesn't matter who is the next President cause nothing is really gonna change.

You only watch the first tier of cable channels because the higher channels are confusing.

You still carry a pager.

When the ballplayers you grew up watching have retired; and some of their sons have, too.

when it gets harder to find pot

happen to land on mtv and have no fucking idea who they are talking about.

you remember michael jackson was black

When they do the burial insurance commercials and it starts if you were born between 1938 and 1964 and the year your born is included.
When you go on a tour of a swing club and they show you the orgy room and your first thought is all those mattresses on the floor what a great place to take a nap.

when you realize you have turned out just like the father you swore you would never be like...


and then realize you are glad that are like him :)

You know you're getting old when... you don't go to the bathroom, the bathroom comes to you.

When your kids give you pocket money.
When you take your teeth out before you go to bed.
When you call for a taxi and they know you, so they send the wheelchair taxi.
When you bring your own heart defibrillator on a date.
When you say "who's this internet person?".
When you eat dinner on your stable table.
When you have flowal paterns on your lounge.

when every time you feel a pain you've never felt before you think it's cancer.

If this picture brings you fond memories...

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