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Kard63 05-08-2008 01:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14165959)
would you do it?

A friend of mine found a roommate online, she moves in & within a couple of months they are hooking up.
Next thing he knows she tries to do the instant relationship thing with him.
When he tells her he doesn't want to be tied down, she pulls the old pregnancy scare.
When that ends up being nothing she goes psycho every time he talks to another woman or goes out.
When he tells her to move she changes her attitude & tries to be nice again, then makes him a "business" proposition... she will pay him 15 grand to marry her so she can get her citizenship.
He tells her no, she proceeds to make life hell, throws rocks in the pool, puts cigarettes out in his hats & in the pool, plays the piano really loudly in the middle of the night :Oh crap etc etc.

Is this the new age of the reverse mail order bride? I mean she obviously planned it all along & would rather do it this way & pick the guy she likes ... weird eh?
Anyone hear of this before?
Let me get this straight, they live together and are fucking but you and your friend think she is crazy for having relationships ideas? Uh huh. Guess we know where you stand.


BTW the going rate is 40k for what she proposed. 15k is a joke.

O MARINA 05-08-2008 01:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 14166458)


BTW the going rate is 40k for what she proposed. 15k is a joke.


No doubt. Also tell her Kard63 has a hairy chest, it is now 50k

CarlosTheGaucho 05-08-2008 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14166493)
No doubt. Also tell her Kard63 has a hairy chest, it is now 50k
I can read your thoughts...

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recent sig material applies?

mona 05-08-2008 01:31 PM
That b*tch will end up costing him WAY more than a measely $15,000!!!

Tjeezers 05-08-2008 01:31 PM
\Where are those times a guy just went to a hooker to get his shit done.

Anyway, he pulled one finger, he got the whole hand. He should have known better ( but thinking with your dick is so natural ) . A 15K pay for finishing what he started would not be bad. Just make an agreement that when they divorce she cant claim his room stuff ( bed and his clothes and the piano )

O MARINA 05-08-2008 01:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 14166516)
I can read your thoughts...

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No one can :)

AZSarah 05-08-2008 01:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 14166458)
Let me get this straight, they live together and are fucking but you and your friend think she is crazy for having relationships ideas? Uh huh. Guess we know where you stand.
Lol, NOOOOO Judge Judy. Where did I ever say that? I was just telling the tragic tale.

... I do think she is crazy for throwing rocks in a pool & playing Beethoven at 2am on the electric piano. :helpme
AND for the record, I think he is stupid for banging a roommate and not thinking she would want more, duh, that's text book young chick psychology ... and I told him that.

Weirdos. A bunch of weirdos I tell ya!

LauraLee 05-08-2008 01:37 PM
This thread delivers!

Marina and Sarah, I have introduced you both to someone who did this same shit and married a Russian stripper for 15k. LOL, bet you can guess this SCHMUCK.

CarlosTheGaucho 05-08-2008 01:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14166547)
This thread delivers!

Marina and Sarah, I have introduced you both to someone who did this same shit and married a Russian stripper for 15k. LOL, bet you can guess this SCHMUCK.
Laura, your application is now beeing processed, thanks for your patience.

O MARINA 05-08-2008 01:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14166547)
This thread delivers!

Marina and Sarah, I have introduced you both to someone who did this same shit and married a Russian stripper for 15k. LOL, bet you can guess this SCHMUCK.

who?














MaDalton ? J/K

CarlosTheGaucho 05-08-2008 01:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14166541)
No one can :)
I already quit because it was too exhausting.. plus it could be also considered by the applicants as somewhat a negative aspect of my personality..

H-Tom 05-08-2008 01:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14165959)
would you do it?
A friend of mine found a roommate online, she moves in & within a couple...
Show us some pictures ;)

CarlosTheGaucho 05-08-2008 01:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mona_klixxx (Post 14166524)
That b*tch will end up costing him WAY more than a measely $15,000!!!
Mona, your application is also beeing processed, feel free to ask any questions in the meantime, I am known for honest business practices and a great product.

Ladies,

I will get back any questions you may have.

O MARINA 05-08-2008 01:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 14166567)
I already quit because it was too exhausting.. plus it could be also considered by the applicants as somewhat a negative aspect of my personality..


You gave up too fast, I didn't even notice :1orglaugh

LauraLee 05-08-2008 01:48 PM
Carlos, do you like corndogs?

This could be a deal breaker..

Kudles 05-08-2008 01:49 PM
Yikes sounds scary!!

escorpio 05-08-2008 01:49 PM
He's fucked. Wait till she finds out she can accuse him of assault, file a restraining order and keep him out of his own house.

marketsmart 05-08-2008 01:51 PM
see, this is what happens when you have a fucking piano in the house....

i would put that hammer and sickle bitch in the piano and throw it in the pool...

that is of course after i put some ciggarettes out on her face....

slavdogg 05-08-2008 01:51 PM
all Russian women are psycho.
that sounds like typical Russian women

CarlosTheGaucho 05-08-2008 01:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14166585)
You gave up too fast, I didn't even notice :1orglaugh
I can't afford to loose concentration over vicious fantasies involving hairy sweaty chests, Ray Ban sunglasses and Earth Wind and Fire in the background, yet I am sure such an imagination can easily turn into an extremely beautiful evening!

Rochard 05-08-2008 01:53 PM
Is she hot? I'll marry her.

But only if she swallows.

Man, men are such pigs!

CarlosTheGaucho 05-08-2008 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14166595)
Carlos, do you like corndogs?

This could be a deal breaker..
I have to admit I haven't had a chance to taste a corn dog yet!

Yet there is no meal I wouldn't ever accepted and praised from the hands of a sharp looking and caring lady.

I am almost sure not even these spicy cultural differencies can harm such a promising relationship.

slavdogg 05-08-2008 01:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 14166458)

BTW the going rate is 40k for what she proposed. 15k is a joke.
40k ? shit i might do it for 40k
that'd cover my living expenses for 2-3 months.

$40k cash is a lot of money.
Marina wanted to marry me for a liquor license and some daily morning wood love.

AZSarah 05-08-2008 01:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 14166615)
Is she hot? I'll marry her.

But only if she swallows.

Man, men are such pigs!
I would not put her pic on here but yeah, she is very cute & has a nice petite little body.

CarlosTheGaucho 05-08-2008 02:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14166641)
I would not put her pic on here but yeah, she is very cute & has a nice petite little body.
Sarah, I am just overlooking your application,

I can't deny I wouldn't be a little bit surprised with your requirement to share our bedroom - the oasis of true love, at least twice a week with girlfriends that are close to your heart.

Yet I am totally positive we would find a way how to share your new husband with them in a manner wicked enough.

Tolerance and understanding, after all, is a cornerstone of every succesfull relationship.

O MARINA 05-08-2008 02:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14166641)
she is very cute & has a nice petite little body.

Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.

LauraLee 05-08-2008 02:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14166691)
Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.
It's official. You are one sick bitch.

..and that is why i love you.

After Shock Media 05-08-2008 02:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14166691)
Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.
Oh shit that is one of the funniest things I have read here in a long time.

AZSarah 05-08-2008 02:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14166691)
Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.
:throwup :Oh crap

woj 05-08-2008 02:18 PM
$15k is nothing now a days, it would probably turn into ton of drama in no time, and in the end you would probably end up getting fucked... even for $50k it wouldn't be worth it...

bobby666 05-08-2008 02:18 PM
all the roommates frome eastern countries i ever got to know were already missing some teeth - so that problem never really came up to me ;-)

slavdogg 05-08-2008 02:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14166691)
Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.
marina made a funny..


Do you have a new ghost writer writing your lines ?

Achmed 05-08-2008 02:22 PM
Why you post my infos Sarah? I make many problems now for this woman. She live in the garage and soon the authority are coming to take her to russia. She too jealous.

CarlosTheGaucho 05-08-2008 02:26 PM
Many Thanks for all of your today's applications, I have to leave the office now but will get back to your questions at the earliest convenience.

Reminder: the deadline for a free trial prologned till tomorrow 12:00

Kard63 05-08-2008 02:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14166493)
No doubt. Also tell her Kard63 has a hairy chest, it is now 50k
Wow, impressive memory. :thumbsup

Quote:
Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14166544)
AND for the record, I think he is stupid for banging a roommate and not thinking she would want more, duh, that's text book young chick psychology ... and I told him that.
I would call it normal behavior, not normal young chick behavior, but to each their own.

Quote:
Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14166547)
someone who did this same shit and married a Russian stripper for 15k. LOL, bet you can guess this SCHMUCK.
How did it turn out for him? I have posted on here asking about mail order brides twice. I don't want paid, I want two brides and lots of threesomes. One of my friends has agreed to marry one of the girls for me to fulfill this fantasy if I can pull it off. Which ever one married him would never see him again.

All the mail order bride sites look very fake. And even the better looking girls on there need extensions and crest white strips. How do you pick them up off the plane and drive them directly to the salon and hand them a box of white strips without being rude?

Quote:
Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14166641)
I would not put her pic on here but yeah, she is very cute & has a nice petite little body.
See my above statement. Ask if she has a friend who should wouldn't mind mind slurping my man deposit out of for the the next 7 years and we can do this. :thumbsup

O MARINA 05-08-2008 02:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 14166757)
marina made a funny..


Do you have a new ghost writer writing your lines ?


If I throw you a bone, will you go away?

wheaties 05-08-2008 02:33 PM
I've heard of this, but with a Romanian girl. The answer really all depends on the girl. This girl you're talking about sounds pretty unstable, maybe sign a pre-nup, and live in separate places.

LauraLee 05-08-2008 02:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 14166781)
How did it turn out for him? I have posted on here asking about mail order brides twice. I don't want paid, I want two brides and lots of threesomes. One of my friends has agreed to marry one of the girls for me to fulfill this fantasy if I can pull it off. Which ever one married him would never see him again.

All the mail order bride sites look very fake. And even the better looking girls on there need extensions and crest white strips. How do you pick them up off the plane and drive them directly to the salon and hand them a box of white strips without being rude?
This wasn't the mail order deal, this was a Russian stripper that wanted citizenship and didn't mind spending her twat money to get it :1orglaugh

slavdogg 05-08-2008 02:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14166801)
If I throw you a bone, will you go away?
fuck the vodka bar, lets do a comedy store

LauraLee 05-08-2008 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 14166829)
fuck the vodka bar, lets do a comedy store
Oh, so she propositioned you with a vodka bar too?

Suka, I thought I was special. :disgust


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