Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 14166967)

see, now u know why i've always encouraged u to talk your ideas out in the open.

I got it.
here is the plan
We do the bar in AZ.

My name is Boris.
I'm a trust fund baby that likes women that cook.
I take her for a test drive til i get paid or i get sick of her and conveniently run off to Mexico leaving you with a vodka bar.

Originally Posted by datatank (Post 14166986)

You want to touch her cookie?

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14166940)

Lauralee ... a "wine cooler" drinker? Lmao...

LL~What was the bottle count on that last night in Florida ... me, you, Tina & the taxicab ride to 7-11? :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by datatank (Post 14166990)

I sale mexican hideout

Originally Posted by datatank (Post 14166990)

I sale mexican hideout

Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14166994)

drunk dialed and were discussing hookers.


The participants involved are all well trained professionals.

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14167007)

Slav
We won't let these Americans drink on the house

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14167007)

Slav
We won't let these Americans drink on the house

Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14166994)

Holy crap, to be honest, when the cab came to pick us up.. because we needed MORE alcohol, we took care of business on 5 bottles of red.

I wish I had the recording we left on Wolfies cell phone when we accidently drunk dialed and were discussing hookers. :upsidedow

Please do not repeat this at home folks. The participants involved are all well trained professionals.

Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 14167006)

i dont believe u
twice i stopped by for a drink in the past year,
knocked on your door and no one was home.

have u ever taken a tour bus from the airport ?

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14167040)

Where are the pics from that night that I took?
Neither you nor Truckie remembered me taking them when you found them the next day on the cam!

They were almost as good as this one ...

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...Picture561.jpg

Originally Posted by datatank (Post 14167043)

Only once. Is brutal

Originally Posted by datatank (Post 14167043)

Only once. Is brutal

Originally Posted by datatank (Post 14166986)

You want to touch her cookie?

Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14166828)

This wasn't the mail order deal, this was a Russian stripper that wanted citizenship and didn't mind spending her twat money to get it :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by J$tyle$ (Post 14166859)

If I wasn't married and straight - I'd fly to NYC just to have dinner with you!

:2 cents:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14166603)

see, this is what happens when you have a fucking piano in the house....

i would put that hammer and sickle bitch in the piano and throw it in the pool...

that is of course after i put some ciggarettes out on her face....

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14165959)

would you do it?

A friend of mine found a roommate online, she moves in & within a couple of months they are hooking up.
Next thing he knows she tries to do the instant relationship thing with him.
When he tells her he doesn't want to be tied down, she pulls the old pregnancy scare.
When that ends up being nothing she goes psycho every time he talks to another woman or goes out.
When he tells her to move she changes her attitude & tries to be nice again, then makes him a "business" proposition... she will pay him 15 grand to marry her so she can get her citizenship.
He tells her no, she proceeds to make life hell, throws rocks in the pool, puts cigarettes out in his hats & in the pool, plays the piano really loudly in the middle of the night :Oh crap etc etc.

Is this the new age of the reverse mail order bride? I mean she obviously planned it all along & would rather do it this way & pick the guy she likes ... weird eh?
Anyone hear of this before?

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 14169046)

Depends. What is she playing on the piano?

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14167040)

Where are the pics from that night that I took?
Neither you nor Truckie remembered me taking them when you found them the next day on the cam!

They were almost as good as this one ...

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...Picture561.jpg

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 14167410)

the key is dont fuck your room mate.

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14169081)

My freshman year roommate was a Russian girl who had lived in Japan for a few years after her parents left Russia after the coup. She was seriously insane but only showed it to me. Everybody else thought she was sweet but she would watch me sleep and weird out things like that. I found out because she came in one night and I was in the weird half sleep zone and she leaned over me and goes 'I know you aren't sleeping'. So, of course I pretended to be asleep.

Originally Posted by PunchBunny Dave (Post 14169745)

Tell him to leave the property. She'll be stuck with rent :D

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14170018)

It's his house! Haha, his mortgage, so that won't work.

He told her to move out, she is supposed to be gone this weekend.

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14169731)

Ok, that is totally creepy. :(
And I hear you on the sweet part, I have met this chick a few times and really liked her and thought she was great & told him how he lucked out on the roommate he found.

(I also warned him in advance not to bang her because it would ruin everything, but oh well!)

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14170018)

It's his house! Haha, his mortgage, so that won't work.

He told her to move out, she is supposed to be gone this weekend.

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14170480)

She is the reason I read the school handbook and found out that if you roommate died you got straight A's.

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam (Post 14168963)

Why do most americans have room mates anyway? Isnt it pain in the ass to live with a couple of gringos in one house?

$15k for a marriage... mhh for $15k i get an unused russian bride delievered to my door step. Maybe even 2 at the same time. Let me call Bronco..

Originally Posted by Holly (Post 14170092)

- old school looks [I dress like Vanilla Ice.]
- sensitive on request [A pussy.]
- artistically inclined and seriously educated [Unemployed.]
- impress the society with your new husband! if you want to lead a conversation about something that sounds smart, whether it will be politics, history, popular culture or vintage porn, I am tough to match! [I want to be a kept man.]
-trilingual [I know "yes" and "hello" in Spanish.]
- std proof and very passionate, there are no boundaries in what we can do together! ( boy girl, group only, no bi or gay) [I'm a virgin.]
- reliable and not expensive to maintain [Liar.]
- used to work out in the past [Fat.]
- cynicism, sarcasm, irony included [I laugh at my own jokes. No one else does.]
- a free trial in NYC, a dinner for two included [Make sure you bring your wallet.]

Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14170580)

Wait. If your roommate dies you get straight A's????
Geez, that seems like an open invitation for murder, for a sick fuck too lazy to study themselves.

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14166555)

who?














MaDalton ? J/K

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14166691)

Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 14176753)

do you kiss your mom with that mouth??? :helpme

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14176869)

lol


do you kiss the Russian strippers ??

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14165959)

would you do it?

A friend of mine found a roommate online, she moves in & within a couple of months they are hooking up.
Next thing he knows she tries to do the instant relationship thing with him.
When he tells her he doesn't want to be tied down, she pulls the old pregnancy scare.
When that ends up being nothing she goes psycho every time he talks to another woman or goes out.
When he tells her to move she changes her attitude & tries to be nice again, then makes him a "business" proposition... she will pay him 15 grand to marry her so she can get her citizenship.
He tells her no, she proceeds to make life hell, throws rocks in the pool, puts cigarettes out in his hats & in the pool, plays the piano really loudly in the middle of the night :Oh crap etc etc.

Is this the new age of the reverse mail order bride? I mean she obviously planned it all along & would rather do it this way & pick the guy she likes ... weird eh?
Anyone hear of this before?

Originally Posted by barslut (Post 14176962)

Shes Russian right?