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O MARINA 05-08-2008 02:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 14166829)
fuck the vodka bar, lets do a comedy store


ahahahah

both, you can run the comedy store :)

jimmy-3-way 05-08-2008 02:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14165972)
I would not marry you for 15 loaf of bread & a new Hyundai
Marina - you like man who is hairy like Russian bear?

Elli 05-08-2008 02:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 14166631)
I have to admit I haven't had a chance to taste a corn dog yet!

Yet there is no meal I wouldn't ever accepted and praised from the hands of a sharp looking and caring lady.

I am almost sure not even these spicy cultural differencies can harm such a promising relationship.
A corndog is a spicy cultural difference? I LOVE THAT. I'm going to use it!

Carry on :)

J$tyle$ 05-08-2008 02:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 14166216)
I am taking applications, here is what you'll get marrying me:

- old school looks
- sensitive on request
- artistically inclined and seriously educated
- impress the society with your new husband! if you want to lead a conversation about something that sounds smart, whether it will be politics, history, popular culture or vintage porn, I am tough to match!
- trilingual
- std proof and very passionate, there are no boundaries in what we can do together! ( boy girl, group only, no bi or gay)
- reliable and not expensive to maintain
- used to work out in the past
- cynicism, sarcasm, irony included

This all for free and even much more:

For those who will apply within the next 30 minutes:

- a free trial in NYC, a dinner for two included

Reserve your new husbad now!

dial 264.739.556 on your ICQ - interactive care network!
If I wasn't married and straight - I'd fly to NYC just to have dinner with you!

:2 cents:

miss_jody 05-08-2008 02:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14166691)
Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
u crack me up girl!

O MARINA 05-08-2008 02:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14166841)
Oh, so she propositioned you with a vodka bar too?

Suka, I thought I was special. :disgust




2 different Countries. You can run the FlipflopFlorida franchise :)

Ivan Fuckalot 05-08-2008 02:46 PM
I always say Russian women are the best! They pay men to marry them, not like american or canadian women....

slavdogg 05-08-2008 02:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivan Fuckalot (Post 14166873)
I always say Russian women are the best! They pay men to marry them, not like american or canadian women....
i like the ones that give you a flock of sheep, goats and 8 generations of family gold

LauraLee 05-08-2008 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14166867)
2 different Countries. You can run the FlipflopFlorida franchise :)
I can see my gleaming biz card now.

LauraLee
F3 Limited Inc.
Director of Operations
H.N.I.C.

O MARINA 05-08-2008 02:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 14166851)
Marina - you like man who is hairy like Russian bear?


da da iZ nice


It's funny and all his story, but life is so bad there that they do anything to get out, pay $ and live in the good old US & A

Strickie 05-08-2008 02:51 PM
Does she like birds?

http://www.adultwhoswho.com/data/adu...b23d86717e.jpg

J$tyle$ 05-08-2008 02:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14166691)
Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.
Quote:
Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14166706)
It's official. You are one sick bitch.

..and that is why i love you.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Hey LL, you sure it's not because Marina is one touch cockie

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

baddog 05-08-2008 02:55 PM
150k maybe

slavdogg 05-08-2008 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14166841)
Oh, so she propositioned you with a vodka bar too?

Suka, I thought I was special. :disgust
i'm still wondering what a wine cooler drinker knows bout vodka and bars ?

O MARINA 05-08-2008 03:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 14166920)
i'm still wondering what a wine cooler drinker knows bout vodka and bars ?


how about you marry this chick, for the vodka bar down payment & you will find out

AZSarah 05-08-2008 03:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 14166920)
i'm still wondering what a wine cooler drinker knows bout vodka and bars ?
Lauralee ... a "wine cooler" drinker? Lmao...

LL~What was the bottle count on that last night in Florida ... me, you, Tina & the taxicab ride to 7-11? :1orglaugh

slavdogg 05-08-2008 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14166931)
how about you marry this chick, for the vodka bar down payment & you will find out
see, now u know why i've always encouraged u to talk your ideas out in the open.

I got it.
here is the plan
We do the bar in AZ.

My name is Boris.
I'm a trust fund baby that likes women that cook.
I take her for a test drive til i get paid or i get sick of her and conveniently run off to Mexico leaving you with a vodka bar.

slavdogg 05-08-2008 03:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14166940)
Lauralee ... a "wine cooler" drinker? Lmao...

LL~What was the bottle count on that last night in Florida ... me, you, Tina & the taxicab ride to 7-11? :1orglaugh
pay attention woman :)

What was the wine cooler count the last time u brown bagged it with Marina ?

datatank 05-08-2008 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J$tyle$ (Post 14166895)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Hey LL, you sure it's not because Marina is one touch cockie

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
You want to touch her cookie?

O MARINA 05-08-2008 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 14166967)
see, now u know why i've always encouraged u to talk your ideas out in the open.

I got it.
here is the plan
We do the bar in AZ.

My name is Boris.
I'm a trust fund baby that likes women that cook.
I take her for a test drive til i get paid or i get sick of her and conveniently run off to Mexico leaving you with a vodka bar.




Done deal, Boris.

datatank 05-08-2008 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 14166967)
see, now u know why i've always encouraged u to talk your ideas out in the open.

I got it.
here is the plan
We do the bar in AZ.

My name is Boris.
I'm a trust fund baby that likes women that cook.
I take her for a test drive til i get paid or i get sick of her and conveniently run off to Mexico leaving you with a vodka bar.
I sale mexican hideout

O MARINA 05-08-2008 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by datatank (Post 14166986)
You want to touch her cookie?



For the record everyone, LL is still The ' one touch cocki '

LauraLee 05-08-2008 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14166940)
Lauralee ... a "wine cooler" drinker? Lmao...

LL~What was the bottle count on that last night in Florida ... me, you, Tina & the taxicab ride to 7-11? :1orglaugh
Holy crap, to be honest, when the cab came to pick us up.. because we needed MORE alcohol, we took care of business on 5 bottles of red.

I wish I had the recording we left on Wolfies cell phone when we accidently drunk dialed and were discussing hookers. :upsidedow

Please do not repeat this at home folks. The participants involved are all well trained professionals.

O MARINA 05-08-2008 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by datatank (Post 14166990)
I sale mexican hideout



It's a good thing I know where you live.

slavdogg 05-08-2008 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by datatank (Post 14166990)
I sale mexican hideout
i dont believe u
twice i stopped by for a drink in the past year,
knocked on your door and no one was home.

have u ever taken a tour bus from the airport ?

O MARINA 05-08-2008 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14166994)
drunk dialed and were discussing hookers.


The participants involved are all well trained professionals.


Slav
We won't let these Americans drink on the house

LauraLee 05-08-2008 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14167007)
Slav
We won't let these Americans drink on the house
I wouldn't let us eat on the house either, if you are serving corndogs and cornish hens.

(that one is for you truckie! xoxo)

slavdogg 05-08-2008 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14167007)
Slav
We won't let these Americans drink on the house
only under the bar

AZSarah 05-08-2008 03:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14166994)
Holy crap, to be honest, when the cab came to pick us up.. because we needed MORE alcohol, we took care of business on 5 bottles of red.

I wish I had the recording we left on Wolfies cell phone when we accidently drunk dialed and were discussing hookers. :upsidedow

Please do not repeat this at home folks. The participants involved are all well trained professionals.
Where are the pics from that night that I took?
Neither you nor Truckie remembered me taking them when you found them the next day on the cam!

They were almost as good as this one ...

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...Picture561.jpg

datatank 05-08-2008 03:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 14167006)
i dont believe u
twice i stopped by for a drink in the past year,
knocked on your door and no one was home.

have u ever taken a tour bus from the airport ?


Only once. Is brutal

LauraLee 05-08-2008 03:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14167040)
Where are the pics from that night that I took?
Neither you nor Truckie remembered me taking them when you found them the next day on the cam!

They were almost as good as this one ...

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...Picture561.jpg
I can't stop laughing, do you see my teeth are PURPLE from the wine :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
That's class.

Look at 'blackstripe' hiding her global goddess identity with the black hat!

I am looking for those pics now... Ahhhhhhhhhh GREAT times.

slavdogg 05-08-2008 03:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by datatank (Post 14167043)
Only once. Is brutal
was a there a chick with a hip replacement who likes to tivo her shows and needed xmas shopping ideas ?

O MARINA 05-08-2008 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by datatank (Post 14167043)
Only once. Is brutal


city tourist with hip problem

J$tyle$ 05-08-2008 03:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by datatank (Post 14166986)
You want to touch her cookie?
If there are no retired cockroaches that have come to die - I'll look but won't touch.

Kard63 05-08-2008 05:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14166828)
This wasn't the mail order deal, this was a Russian stripper that wanted citizenship and didn't mind spending her twat money to get it :1orglaugh
Well, if she is willing to spread her twat and eat twat give her my icq :1orglaugh

tony286 05-08-2008 05:42 PM
the key is dont fuck your room mate.

CarlosTheGaucho 05-09-2008 05:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J$tyle$ (Post 14166859)
If I wasn't married and straight - I'd fly to NYC just to have dinner with you!

:2 cents:
Thanks for the support and encouragement, I am sentenced to polygamy already..

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-09-2008 05:34 AM
Ask her if she wants to be a Canadian, I'll do it for $100, a daily blowjob and some perogies...

Drake 05-09-2008 05:44 AM
Give me her digits and measurements. I'll see what I can do for her.

Jens Van Assterdam 05-09-2008 05:59 AM
Why do most americans have room mates anyway? Isnt it pain in the ass to live with a couple of gringos in one house?

$15k for a marriage... mhh for $15k i get an unused russian bride delievered to my door step. Maybe even 2 at the same time. Let me call Bronco..


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