GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Wow indiana jones sucked (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=830184)

Captain Kawaii 05-22-2008 04:24 PM

Wait for the DVD
 
Then if you love it - you have it. Forever and ever and ever and ever....

If it sucks maybe you can unload it at Amoeba in LA...

For those who have seen it does it follow the same trouble path as the Stars sextet?

First three really human with personality. Last 3 stiff as cardboard...

chri$tian 05-22-2008 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 14225609)
Btw, I head they're making ghostbusters 3. I'm sure that's gonna kick ass too!


Now thats funny............... LOL

IntenseJerry 05-22-2008 06:10 PM

Still on my must see list...

Klen 05-22-2008 06:13 PM

Ghostbuster 3 will be maken in CGI.

Grapesoda 05-22-2008 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porndude (Post 14224648)
sucks to hear that.. been a big fan of that series since it came out.. but I take movie opinions with a grain of salt.. people always say shit like that and I go see the flick and like it.. we'll see...

just got back from seeing the film.... had a lot of fun :)

Grapesoda 05-22-2008 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Servers4Less (Post 14224695)
Shit, I hope its not true. Hoping for it to be awesome!

not to worry, it is :)

Grapesoda 05-22-2008 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 14224839)
people were booing?

one weird looking fuck with a bird.

Grapesoda 05-22-2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 14225429)
How can the movie not suck? Let's see, it is the fourth part of a series of movies of which the last one came out 2 decades ago. To say Harrison Ford is over the hill is putting it mildly. It is obviously nothing more than an attempt to cash in on a title that has been buried and should have stayed buried, same as Rambo, Rocky and Die Hard. Don't get me wrong, I loved the original Indiana Jones movies, but to think this movie can really be any good is just plain stupid.

the latest 'die hard' effort was great, never saw a rocky movie, and only the first rambone. the indie flick was great too..

candyflip 05-22-2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 14225495)
I haven't seen Rambo yet but I bet thats awesome as well.

Awesomely filled loads of blood and guys. Not great, but very entertaining.

abyss_al 05-22-2008 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vendot (Post 14225230)
4th May 1998

Indiana Jones 4 has still not been written. I am waiting.

5th May 1998

Went to the shops and bought a twinkie. Indiana Jones 4 isnt even been made yet.

6th May 1998

My life sucks. I have no life and all i seem to think about is when the next Indiana Jones movie will be made. My life sucks.

7th May 1998

Auntie foggerty slapped my brother for puking over the tv. He deserved it for being such a stupid geek. I watched "Raiders of the Lost Ark" for the 65th time.

8th May 1998

Added a new poster of indiana jones on my wall. He has a big whip and is looking cool. My life sucks and ive been told that i may have to wait ten years for the indiana jones movie. It better not be a pile of bullshit.

9th May 1998

Jonny rattenberg told me i have no life. I agreed.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BusterBunny 05-22-2008 06:39 PM

fiddiannajones

fuzzylogic 05-22-2008 06:53 PM

yo, ur sig is crazy

Steve Awesome 05-22-2008 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Birdman33 (Post 14225373)
Why would i just talk shit about a movie .I tought all the indina jones movies before this one was Great. Check it out for yourself and you will see how much it sucks.

You're an idiot. I saw it and loved it. You must be retarded.

qxm 05-22-2008 08:10 PM

I Believe in no opinion other than my own ...... gotta watch it to decide ..... I remember that I liked these Indy movies back in the days....

Birdman33 05-22-2008 08:50 PM

Honestly u have fuckin lost your mind
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Awesome (Post 14226248)
You're an idiot. I saw it and loved it. You must be retarded.

How can u love that piece of shit movie worst story worst ending worst everything. The whole fuckin movie theatre was booing . You sir have no fuckin taste or maybe u just havent seen a movie in a while. What was your favorite part when he was in the fridge during the atomic bomb or when king kong was swinging from the vines or when evil knievel jumped of the cliff on to a tree. Fuckin moron WORST MOVIE EVER

Birdman33 05-22-2008 08:51 PM

Maybe if you go in there thinking its a comedy you will enjoy this flick.

evildick 05-22-2008 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 14225495)

By the way, the new Rocky and Die Hard were both awesome. I haven't seen Rambo yet but I bet thats awesome as well.

Rambo is awesome. I'd say it is the second best out of the entire series, with only the first one being better.

CaptainHowdy 05-22-2008 08:54 PM

I refuse to think there is one bad Indiana Jones movie...

tony286 05-22-2008 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 14225573)
That's just my point. There is no creativity left.

The problem now when compared to the 70's, its run now by marketing departments now. I mean fuck even the theatre they make musicals of fucking movies now. rogers and hammerstein must be rolling in their graves. lol

Steve Awesome 05-22-2008 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Birdman33 (Post 14226383)
How can u love that piece of shit movie worst story worst ending worst everything. The whole fuckin movie theatre was booing . You sir have no fuckin taste or maybe u just havent seen a movie in a while. What was your favorite part when he was in the fridge during the atomic bomb or when king kong was swinging from the vines or when evil knievel jumped of the cliff on to a tree. Fuckin moron WORST MOVIE EVER

LOL. Whatever. You're still retarded.

KittyLix 05-22-2008 09:38 PM

Just watched it with my 7yr old kiddo who has already watched the first 3 movies... poor kid kept nudging me to wake up hehehe but from what i have seen when awake was pretty cool and hell he totally dug it :thumbsup

pussyluver 05-22-2008 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Birdman33 (Post 14224577)
I saw the new indiana jones last night and I can honestly say it is the worst movie I have ever seen in the theatres. What idiots where saying its a good movie on here. Worst story worst acting horrible action scenes the movie straight SUCKED. Waited 10 years for this bullshit.People where booing when the movie finished.

Did you fart real bad or what?

Anthony 05-22-2008 09:51 PM

I have to admit, I gave the orig poster shit about this movie. Well, I saw it tonight.

[SPOILER]I fell asleep around the part when they got to Peru, and woke up when what's her name admitted the kids was Indy's. [/COLOR] [/SPOILER]

Just didn't do it for me. Sorry.

Birdman33 05-24-2008 08:43 PM

Worst movie I told u guys =)

dav3 05-24-2008 09:13 PM

Damn dude, I gave you a little shit about it also. I was really hoping this movie was gonna be the one movie that actually didn't blow. I mean, I love the Indy series... fuck... I even like stuff about aliens and shit. Bleh...

They went way over the top with the special effects. In the first three movies, they just sort of accented the movie with the effects. In this one, they abused the bejeebus out of them.

farkedup 05-24-2008 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheStout (Post 14224654)
I liked it and I was probably one of those idiots you were referring to...If you waited 10 years for anything you would most likely be disappointed in it...I stick by my opinion that it was a good movie if you are a fan of the series.

this is ALL that needs to be said, it was made to be like the acting and stories from the early 80's action movies. It was simply not meant to be a movie completely rock solid in every way like Iron man. It was more of a salute to the way things USED to be and I went into it knowing that and so of course I had a good time.

Cheesy one-liners were delivered very well. Over the top action of course was expected.

I however HATED the CG work and thought it would have been better. the sword fight between the 2 moving vehicles showed whoever did the CG wasn't the same who did star wars...

Kard63 05-26-2008 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 14225525)
common sense I doubt you have. WTF kind of "experience" are you basing this on? You have "experience" in making big budget hollywood movies?

He is basing it on the other sequels that came out 19 years later. Wait a minute....

sniperwolf 05-26-2008 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 14225548)
Your right and we now live in a sequel crazy world.

but funny thing is...


we still watch them! :pimp

--

still want to see IJ4 no matter what! lol

SoloGirlsContent 05-26-2008 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 14225609)
Btw, I head they're making ghostbusters 3. I'm sure that's gonna kick ass too!

and KARATE KID with WILL SMITH'S son TREY

Kard63 05-26-2008 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sniperwolf (Post 14237587)
but funny thing is...


we still watch them! :pimp

--

still want to see IJ4 no matter what! lol

Are you kidding? Last summer alone shrek 3, pirates 3, and spiderman 3 all entered the top 10 all time. We FUCKING LOVE SEQUELS.

fisheyecore 05-26-2008 12:56 PM

will still check it :thumbsup

tranza 05-26-2008 04:02 PM

I agree with you, I really didn't like this film...

Richard Dawkins 05-26-2008 04:15 PM

In order to enjoy this movie one's intellect must have had to evolve above the intelligence of the average dung beetle. Alas, young Birdman still is in possession of a bird BRAIN.

For those of us who have enough brain capacity to "get it", this movie delivers.

J. Falcon 05-26-2008 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard Dawkins (Post 14238974)
In order to enjoy this movie one's intellect must have had to evolve above the intelligence of the average dung beetle. Alas, young Birdman still is in possession of a bird BRAIN.

For those of us who have enough brain capacity to "get it", this movie delivers.

I am 100% sure it's the other way around lol

Richard Dawkins 05-26-2008 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 14239045)
I am 100% sure it's the other way around lol

Absolutely not!

In childhood our credulity serves us well. It helps us to pack, with extraordinary rapidity, our skulls full of the wisdom of our parents and our ancestors. But if we don't grow out of it in the fullness of time, our nature makes us a sitting target for astrologers, mediums, gurus, evangelists, and quacks. We need to replace the automatic credulity of childhood with the constructive skepticism of adult science.

This latest release in the Indiana Jones series delivers reliable science!

J. Falcon 05-26-2008 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard Dawkins (Post 14239125)
Absolutely not!

In childhood our credulity serves us well. It helps us to pack, with extraordinary rapidity, our skulls full of the wisdom of our parents and our ancestors. But if we don't grow out of it in the fullness of time, our nature makes us a sitting target for astrologers, mediums, gurus, evangelists, and quacks. We need to replace the automatic credulity of childhood with the constructive skepticism of adult science.

This latest release in the Indiana Jones series delivers reliable science!


What the hell are you talking about? :1orglaugh

Kard63 05-26-2008 04:54 PM

[QUOTE=wait tell it comes on DVD[/QUOTE]


After reading this you know what to think about his review, right? :2 cents:

dav3 05-26-2008 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard Dawkins (Post 14239125)
Absolutely not!

In childhood our credulity serves us well. It helps us to pack, with extraordinary rapidity, our skulls full of the wisdom of our parents and our ancestors. But if we don't grow out of it in the fullness of time, our nature makes us a sitting target for astrologers, mediums, gurus, evangelists, and quacks. We need to replace the automatic credulity of childhood with the constructive skepticism of adult science.

This latest release in the Indiana Jones series delivers reliable science!

Reliable science? Are we talking about the same new Indy movie? :error

1. Indy blew that dart the wrong way into that tribal dude's throat. Blow darts are only pointed on one end.

2. They blew up that trailblazing machine with an RPG, yet there was still a 10 minute chase through the woods without the thing cutting a trail.

3. The crystal skull was only 'magnetized' when the camera focused on it.

There's not even reliable logic, let alone reliable science. :1orglaugh

bronco67 05-26-2008 08:33 PM

They mailed it in. It sucked ass.

This is coming from someone who saw Raiders in theaters when it first came out. There is nothing in Crystal Skull to match the truck chase, the bar fight in Nepal, the fist fight with the big Nazi on the airstrip, the snake tomb..oh man there's so many good scenes in Raiders. Any one of those scenes is more in the spirit of "indy jones" than the whole fucking abomination called the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Don't even get me started on the refrigerator scene.

Birdman33 05-26-2008 08:40 PM

You're retarded
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard Dawkins (Post 14238974)
In order to enjoy this movie one's intellect must have had to evolve above the intelligence of the average dung beetle. Alas, young Birdman still is in possession of a bird BRAIN.

For those of us who have enough brain capacity to "get it", this movie delivers.

Notice your the only one that likes this piece of shit movie. Get out more often


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 10:03 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123