I shoot deer and turkey from my window..got one of those long slender windows with the horizontal blind like glass that opens up ( dont know the proper name) going from roof to floor right at my crapper...

off into the bushes...

I read about 4 full magazines a month on the shitter.

That works out to 1 a week.

Usually Wired, Men's Journal, Complex & VF.

You can extrapolate from that how long I actually take on the toilet... but let me throw the x factor in the equation... many days I shit twice a day.

I eat lots of fiber.

It's not like I watched! Out of sight.. out of mind.

I come up with by best plans by reading on the toilet.

did they take the whole container in with them, or make a bowl when they felt a shit coming on?

my boyfriend came up with a name for my business while taking a dump!

I was bugging him for ideas for a new business name i was registering that had to be very universal and suitable for all kinds of industries so he said let me go take a shit and i will come out with a name.

So he comes out and says "52 inc" hahah. So my business name now is "52 company".

He took a bowl of melty rocky road into the bathroom with him. It was right off of the living room, and when I heard both doors close, my heart sank and my gut crawled up into my stomach. Then, I went in my room and didn't talk to him for the rest of the night.

It was probably a one-off, but I never brought home 'community ice cream' after that.

Well, I guess if you are going to eat ice cream while you drop bombs, rocky road seems most appropriate.
:helpme

i just remembered that i once had an apartment where the toilet and the bathtub were in the kitchen. or the fridge and the stove in the bathroom - depends on how you look at it - lol

No,I'm out of there as fast as possible

Sure do!

sig material

Yes, I do.. usually when I can't help myself to read.

I only write in the bathrooms.. I write stuff like

"For a good time, call Juicy D Links"

Usually reading Money or Biz sections of the paper.. stocks and whatnot or I'll pick up the wife's Cosmo and read about how to give a good BJ :)

If I'm gonna be in there for a while I'll take a book or read blogs on my iphone.

Your avatar now frightens me. :helpme

i read businessweek,dv,videographer,american photo,pc mag

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you are so funny girl! :upsidedow

I have an addiction to celebrity magazines lol

Who has had the bathreaders badge of honor? Your reading so long your legs fall asleep, which adds a whole in dimension of fun. lol

I never understood how people read on the toilet when they're taking a shit. What, does it really take that long for a piece of shit to drop out of your ass or do you like to sit there and enjoy the feel of shit on your ass ???

I know for me, when I have to go, I go in the bathroom, sit down, shit instantly comes out, I whipe, and I'm done. I don't see where there'd be time to read something. I'd rather do it quick then kick back in my recliner and read.

And with a name like Slick I'd expect nothing less!

I am with you on this, once it's out, you clean up & flush :thumbsup

most people take it as a mini break and an excuse to lurk in there longer hehe

I try to make it my creative time, sometimes I make paper airplanes, or practice playing spoons. My new fav is to put a couple of plastic cups on the floor and see if I can power shoot piss into them

I like to get a magazine to leave in there and read one article with each poop. Usually takes me 1-2 weeks to finish the magazine, then I buy a new one :)

I got a gift subscription to EW (Entertainment Weekly) and so "bathroom time" is the only time I bother reading thru it (mostly the music/dvd/show ratings charts).

Usually I am too busy touching myself to hold any reading material.





http://www.philadelphiawilldo.com/ar...10805cheer.jpgEvery once in a while I like to read about others in the bathroom.

I rather playing my cellphone, texting or getting a call but definitely not into reading...

I ALWAYS read in the toilet, I used to play guitar aswel haha

I take care of business and go about my way. Usually 10 mins.

you people who take a siesta or a reading break in the bathroom realize that you smell when you come out of there? courtesy flush is important and a fan helps.

my dad would read the newspaper in the can and my mom would scream at him because she said he smelled after coming out - i never smelled anything but then again i wasn't sleeping with him.

unless i have an upset stomach or one of those deals where things don't go smoothly I'm in and out in 45 seconds.

I keep a laptop on a tv dinner table in the shitter.
read and post on gfy from the crapper.
it makes use of idle time.




somebody open a window, will ya?
smells like something died in here!

hahahahaha always!