I take care of business and go about my way. Usually 10 mins.

you people who take a siesta or a reading break in the bathroom realize that you smell when you come out of there? courtesy flush is important and a fan helps.

my dad would read the newspaper in the can and my mom would scream at him because she said he smelled after coming out - i never smelled anything but then again i wasn't sleeping with him.

unless i have an upset stomach or one of those deals where things don't go smoothly I'm in and out in 45 seconds.

I keep a laptop on a tv dinner table in the shitter.
read and post on gfy from the crapper.
it makes use of idle time.




somebody open a window, will ya?
smells like something died in here!

hahahahaha always!