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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Chun Kuk Do - enough said.
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damn Cyber hustler you really like chuck Norris jokes
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Some that I like:
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. |
it takes chuck norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
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what would you have if you concentrate chuck norris pee and some sugar on a can???...
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Uhhhhhhhhhhh.... Ok then..........
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Chuck Norris doesnt use condoms. There's no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Since the birth of Chuck Norris, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased %13,000 worldwide.
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