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Stephen McTowelie 06-06-2008 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Semen (Post 14287076)
Thats about right. I'm out of here asap as well.

Its very tempting but where else is there ?

Unless we all club together and get an island somewhere !

:thumbsup

biskoppen 06-06-2008 03:16 AM

Knife stabbings in Denmark are through the roof... and guess what, it's not the natives who's behind those numbers ;)

cherrylula 06-06-2008 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 14286966)
...What do you think would have happened if this guy had had a gun?
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/06/04...ker-flips.html

thank goodness, the video would have been half as long. :1orglaugh

Blazed 06-06-2008 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 14287081)
Yep you right the youngsters do carry knives and it is a problem over here but bans do not work and wont solve this problem. Its the culture that needs to change. The teenagers think it is hip to carry a knife or they carry it because other gangs carry knives and think it will protect them. You look at where all of this is happening and there is nothing for the teenagers to do but hang around in the street. I also see that some of the parents were bought up with the "gang culture" and think it is cool for thier kids to do the same. The culture over here has gone to shit, you go out to a nightclub over here and a accidentally bump into somebody and all they want to do is beat you up, it stupid. It was never this bad when I was a teenager and I dont recall so many stabbings over such stupid things

Since when did you last go to a nightclub? Its not like you state at all. You sound like the typical idiot "it wasnt like this in my days". And what are you on about theres nothing for the kids to do on the streets youll struggle to find another city in the world with as much to do as london. You really have no idea.

scottybuzz 06-06-2008 03:55 AM

LOL at all the idiots saying what faggots the british are. I dare anyone of you to walk through any of the Asian communties and not shit your pants when you come across a gang of 40 hooded paki's chasing you for just £10 with a knife.

If you have not experienced these gangs please stfu.

xentech 06-06-2008 04:19 AM

By reading this thread, it's amazing how little american's know about Britain. But yeh, it's terrible how willing people are to stab people just to rob their mobile phone's... Talk about equating risk of crime to the gains...

I don't think a gun is much worse then a knife anyway. If you get hit in the upper body with either you are likely to die, if you get hit in the leg with either you are likely to be fine - the only thing making guns worse really is the range ;)

xentech 06-06-2008 04:25 AM

This is stupid anyway, there is no way that bill will pass. If you banned knives in this country it wouldn't reduce knife crimes what-so-ever. There would just be criminals making money selling knives ASWEL as guns AND all criminals still have knives and will continue to get them. If only countries were governed under common sense, instead of the retard majority.

roly 06-06-2008 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by xentech (Post 14287146)
This is stupid anyway, there is no way that bill will pass. If you banned knives in this country it wouldn't reduce knife crimes what-so-ever. There would just be criminals making money selling knives ASWEL as guns AND all criminals still have knives and will continue to get them. If only countries were governed under common sense, instead of the retard majority.


they're not going to ban knives. Carrying knives in public is already banned, but people under 18 have been getting off with just a warning, so soon they'll be prosecuted instead, seems to make sense. if someones going fishing or whatever and has a reason fair enough, but a ban on carrying them in public without justification is a good thing.

xentech 06-06-2008 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by roly (Post 14287159)
they're not going to ban knives. Carrying knives in public is already banned, but people under 18 have been getting off with just a warning, so soon they'll be prosecuted instead, seems to make sense. if someones going fishing or whatever and has a reason fair enough, but a ban on carrying them in public without justification is a good thing.

Oh I see... I always thought if you're carrying around a knife in public you are likely to go to borstal not be let off with warning.

Antonio 06-06-2008 04:41 AM

the Brits are just genetically fucked, they are freaks, you can ban all the weaposn you want, they'll still kill each other ....... on the other hand that makes them the best soldiers in the World

if I had to choose my own army I'd make it 50% Birts and 50% Zulus - the Brits are freaks, the Zulus have no idea what fear means and love killing people

halfpint 06-06-2008 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 14287113)
Since when did you last go to a nightclub? Its not like you state at all. You sound like the typical idiot "it wasnt like this in my days". And what are you on about theres nothing for the kids to do on the streets youll struggle to find another city in the world with as much to do as london. You really have no idea.

I am saying this because it was not like this when I was younger, yes there were fights but it was one on one and it was fists and very seldom with knives. The last time I went to a pub/nightclub was around 6 months ago. And we left because some crowd of idiots decided to glass another guy, anyway the bouncers took care of it. I am not talking soley about London here either. Have you ever lived on a council estate ?..yeah there is loads for the teenagers to do that is why they hang around the streets... and on top of that a lot of teenagers havent got the money to spend on "attractions" in London. Yeah I am an idiot and I have no Idea I only lived on a council estate for around 15 years.....

testpie 06-06-2008 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 14287173)
if I had to choose my own army I'd make it 50% Birts and 50% Zulus - the Brits are freaks, the Zulus have no idea what fear means and love killing people

If you're an equal-opportunities employer you'd best make sure that you have a policy banning female British soldiers with names like "Kellyisha", otherwise she'll be carrying half your armies children...

Blazed 06-06-2008 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 14287181)
I am saying this because it was not like this when I was younger, yes there were fights but it was one on one and it was fists and very seldom with knives. The last time I went to a pub/nightclub was around 6 months ago. And we left because some crowd of idiots decided to glass another guy, anyway the bouncers took care of it. I am not talking soley about London here either. Have you ever lived on a council estate ?..yeah there is loads for the teenagers to do that is why they hang around the streets... and on top of that a lot of teenagers havent got the money to spend on "attractions" in London. Yeah I am an idiot and I have no Idea I only lived on a council estate for around 15 years.....

Only idiots live on council estates.

SayWhut 06-06-2008 05:16 AM

On a serious note the youths these days need to find a viable use for their knives and shit.


Give 'em a tub of butter and they will keep themselves occupied for hours ....

halfpint 06-06-2008 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 14287231)
Only idiots live on council estates.

You really have no idea

Blazed 06-06-2008 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 14287247)
You really have no idea

Council estates are shit holes full of drug addicts and teenage mothers. Cheap and nasty homes where either the government puts you their or you are to poor to afford to live anywhere else.

Why would anyone but an idiot to stupid to make money to live elsewhere live on a council estate?

halfpint 06-06-2008 06:02 AM

You really dont have any idea do you?

When we lived on a council estate it gave us the opertuinty to buy our own house. Do you think that every one is born in well to do familys that can afford their own houses. Do you think that everyone that lives on a council estate are drug users or teenage mothers? Some council estates are worse than others but not all of the people that live on them are bad people. You should get out and see the real UK and not just assume you know everything

Anthony 06-06-2008 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14286981)
Not really true, in most practical situations I can think of, I'd rather have a nut attacking me armed with a gun than a knife. All else being equal.

Guns need some ability to handle properly and I stand a much better chance to feed them it than if they had a knife.

Are you on crack? You think you can disarm someone with a gun pointed at you?

Play this game, get someone with a spray bottle, and stand 6 feet away from them. Try and disarm them before they "Shoot" you.

Please, it's this type of McDojo thinking that gets people killed. Feed them their gun, bullshit.

Blazed 06-06-2008 06:12 AM

The real uk is not council estates sorry to tell you, i guess it makes you feel better about your own failings thinking everyone lives in slums though.

halfpint 06-06-2008 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 14287307)
The real uk is not council estates sorry to tell you, i guess it makes you feel better about your own failings thinking everyone lives in slums though.

I did not say that at all... anyway Im done arguing with you .. you are more of an idiot than I am...

fluffygrrl 06-06-2008 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 14286990)
That must be why the world's armies and police forces are massively dropping firearms in favor of knifes. Oh, wait.

To kill someone with a knife requires you to be very close to the person, as well as be fairly strong, competent or just plain lucky (bones will stop a knife quite a bit more easily than they will stop a bullet).

Also, keep in mind that running from someone with a knife will have a rather higher success rate than running from someone with a gun.

Outside of ASM's points, you confuse police forces and armies wich are trained forces with street violence. Not commesurate.

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14287031)
We have seen this play out in history. Banning of nearly every weapon type and then walla farm tools and even fans became weapons. When that was fought a bit walla out came using the body itself to kill people. Yup really worked in Asia's history.

A solid point, but the people who proudly know nothing at all will gladly add history to the list of their unconquests.

Libertine 06-06-2008 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14287337)
Outside of ASM's points, you confuse police forces and armies wich are trained forces with street violence. Not commesurate.

Let's look at African militias instead, then. Somehow, those untrained idiots also prefer guns over kitchen knives.

Seriously, why are you trying to argue this point? The idea you are defending is plainly, obviously, palpably false. Guns are, generally speaking, more effective weapons than knives. Denying that requires willful stupidity.

Ross 06-06-2008 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 14287274)
Council estates are shit holes full of drug addicts and teenage mothers. Cheap and nasty homes where either the government puts you their or you are to poor to afford to live anywhere else.

Why would anyone but an idiot to stupid to make money to live elsewhere live on a council estate?

Your statement is so untrue its not even funny. Council Estates in England are much worse than that in Scotland yes but I'm pretty sure not all the people living in them are scum. Sure a lot of them are but not all of them. Most are people trying to make a life for themselves but get caught up in all this violence and drug dealing. It only takes a few bad people to make a neighbourhood look very bad.

Where I live theres a huge private estate with houses ranging from £150K to £700K and its a great place. Now the councils are doing part ownership in a part of it and will be putting council residents into this big fancy estate. All it takes is for a couple of bad people to get into that area and it brings down the whole estate. The current people living in the private houses are protesting about it but there is nothing that can be done. I'm sure it won't be scum that will be put into these houses but ya never know.

pornguy 06-06-2008 08:16 AM

The fucking drug dealers so out gun the cops and military here that its amazing.

scottybuzz 06-06-2008 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 14287231)
Only idiots live on council estates.

you were making good points until you came up with this point.

there you fail miserably.

fluffygrrl 06-06-2008 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 14287305)
Are you on crack? You think you can disarm someone with a gun pointed at you?

Play this game, get someone with a spray bottle, and stand 6 feet away from them. Try and disarm them before they "Shoot" you.

Please, it's this type of McDojo thinking that gets people killed. Feed them their gun, bullshit.

I have. Ideally you will either get the fuck out, or get them the fuck away from the gun in the interval between reaching and pointing.

I'm not saying it's common practice, or generally advisable to try, or any such thing. I am merely speaking for myself.

fluffygrrl 06-06-2008 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 14287473)
Let's look at African militias instead, then. Somehow, those untrained idiots also prefer guns over kitchen knives.

Seriously, why are you trying to argue this point? The idea you are defending is plainly, obviously, palpably false. Guns are, generally speaking, more effective weapons than knives. Denying that requires willful stupidity.

No weapon is superior to any othe weapon in the general sense.

Your argument is akin to claiming hammers are better tools than vices, just like that.

It depends where you are, and what you're trying to do.

If you're aiming to take down a plane, some sort of missile seems reasonable. If you're trying to win a bar brawl, the same missile would be most unadvisable.

So, is a missile a superior weapon to a gun, which in turn is a superior weapon to a knife ? Why aren't policemen carrying missiles ?

Wait. Wouldn't a nuclear warhead be the bestest coolest weapon evar and evar ? Seeing how most armies that get the option, get nukes ? Hmm ?

Why aren't Guggenheim guards carrying nukes ?

SexSense 06-06-2008 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 14284824)
I think we already have the 3 inch rule, don't we ?

Why the fuck use a 3 inch knife anyhow? Americans prefer guns anyhow, no? :D

SykkBoy 06-06-2008 08:53 AM

Part of my point in starting this thread and being a little less then serious is that with knife crimes in the UK and gun crimes in the US is we often worry about things like banning guns and knives without examining the cause of the violence in the first place.

A gun or knife sitting there by itself doesn't harm anyone, but put it in the hands of someone with no regard for human life, safety, in some cases common sense and it's a problem.

In the US, we already have tons of gun laws but little regard is paid to them by someone who is determined they are going to commit a crime or go after someone. Same with something as ridiculous as a knife law.

I know it's a peacenik hippy thing to say, but if people started giving a shit about each other a little more, these things wouldn't be an issue. However, in the real world, there is a lot of human scum and filth that necessitates the need for people to arm and protect themselves.

Libertine 06-06-2008 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14287818)
No weapon is superior to any othe weapon in the general sense.

Your argument is akin to claiming hammers are better tools than vices, just like that.

It depends where you are, and what you're trying to do.

If you're aiming to take down a plane, some sort of missile seems reasonable. If you're trying to win a bar brawl, the same missile would be most unadvisable.

So, is a missile a superior weapon to a gun, which in turn is a superior weapon to a knife ? Why aren't policemen carrying missiles ?

Wait. Wouldn't a nuclear warhead be the bestest coolest weapon evar and evar ? Seeing how most armies that get the option, get nukes ? Hmm ?

Why aren't Guggenheim guards carrying nukes ?

Note how I said "more effective". Obviously, this implies "more effective at aiding in killing people".

As for missiles and nukes, those are more effective at killing large amounts of people. Simultaneously, they fail at other desirable things, such as portability, control and lack of collateral damage.

A knife, as a weapon, certainly has some qualities which might be desirable to some people in some situations (e.g. the lack of sound produced). However, in terms of effectiveness in sheer killing power, guns beat knives.

Ever heard the expression "don't bring a knife to a gunfight"? What do you think it's based on?

Ever taken a look at the % of murders involving guns in the US, taking into account the fact that knives are much more readily available than guns?

http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/multigun.png

Ever look at statistics involving the % of fatalities in both shootings and stabbings?

http://www.examiner.com/images/newsr...iolencebox.jpg

You are wrong. Simply wrong. Just give it up already. You're making yourself look like a complete and utter idiot.

Mike Semen 06-06-2008 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Stephen McTowelie (Post 14287082)
Its very tempting but where else is there ?

Unless we all club together and get an island somewhere !

:thumbsup

Well that is the general idea, although I'd rather have one for myself mate :)

www.privateislandsonline.com - give me a couple of years...

fluffygrrl 06-06-2008 09:33 AM

It's nice you have data handy, be it wikipedia or, upon admonition, better sources. That is commendable.

To go with your manifest desire to improve your reasoning, alongside better data sources you should consider aquiring better data treatment.

For instance the fact that 90% of people killed by guns and knives together are killed by guns alone doesn't make your case necessarily.

We would need to see what percent of total confrontations is here represented, because if out of 10,000 situations involving firearms, there were 200ish wounded and 50ish killed, whereas out of 1000 situations involving knives, there were 200 ish wounded and 4 killed, your data would actually support my argument not yours.

Further we need to consider whether there's sample bias, namely, are people who have aforethought decided to kill someone more likely to carry a gun than a knife ? For instance, if 99% of all people intending to kill someone are persuaded the way you are, that guns are mystically superior weapons, a result of 90% homicides by gunshot wound would also serve my case not yours.

But I much appreciate your effort to better yourself, and so let me help clarify some points :

A knife has a few advantages a gun does not, but the silence is not the most important one. A knife is more easily concealed, faster to ready, easier to maneuver correctly, faster to use once ready, more difficult to fend against in close quarters.

I am not disputing that a gun has some advantages, namely, range, and stopping power, making it an excellent defensive weapon (and so a natural fit for police units everywhere). But a gun is also useless in unsteady hands, untrained wrists, cloudy eyes, it takes a while to ready, and is much more directional than a knife is.

To sum it up, in the average urban environment, knives are more dangerous than guns are. Luckily, not as widely used.

tranza 06-06-2008 09:33 AM

very sad men!

Libertine 06-06-2008 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14287988)
To sum it up, in the average urban environment, knives are more dangerous than guns are.

Before responding to the rest of your inane drivel, let me repeat something:
http://www.examiner.com/images/newsr...iolencebox.jpg

These are hard figures that strongly indicate that guns are, in fact, deadlier than knives.

This might not be conclusive proof (something which, by the way, is something that is logically impossible), but it comes pretty damn close. Without actual figures indicating the opposite and explaining why the conclusion these figures seemingly support, all of the non-empirical statements you make are essentially worthless.

It's comparable to the following situation:

My house, right now, is clean.

My hypothesis on why it is clean is that the cleaning guy, whom I called yesterday, came to my house today, was let in by me, and cleaned the house while I went shopping.

Your hypothesis is that the cleaning guy, whom I called yesterday, came to my house today, was let in by me, called a construction crew and ordered new furniture as soon as I left the house, and had every single thing in the house replaced.

Sure, both are possible. However, the former is rather more likely than the latter.

You are arguing a position which is not supported by any data when taken at face value. You are providing zero evidence for that position. The sole things you have are some weak assumptions, combined in a flawed theoretical framework, leading up to a conclusion which holds no weight whatsoever.

By sticking to your position without providing evidence to corroborate it, you are priving yourself to be a stubborn fool. And a pretentious one, at that.

fluffygrrl 06-06-2008 10:18 AM

Of course, that argument can be brought against anyone not impressed with some shoddy "empirical data" that doesn't actually connect.

For instance, why have elections at all, we could just nielsen poll 50 homes, and then, in the absence of any better "data" at the disposition of anyone else, reasonable people will be confronted with the choice of agreeing with you or being "stubborn fools".

As a side point, conclusive proof is not logically impossible. You may find it difficult in this particular case, because you're disputing my own preference against me, but hey.

chodadog 06-06-2008 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by mike-al (Post 14285035)
just make a "mod" for a fleshlight where you can insert a screw or a shard of glass

Multi purpose is where the true money is at... Yo

I've managed to go 24 years with being accidently circumcised. I think I'll avoid your multi-purpose fleshlight concept.

fluffygrrl 06-06-2008 10:53 AM

I think if you insert a screw in a fleshlight you're pretty much screwed.

Libertine 06-06-2008 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14288171)
Of course, that argument can be brought against anyone not impressed with some shoddy "empirical data" that doesn't actually connect.

At the risk of repeating myself...

http://www.examiner.com/images/newsr...iolencebox.jpg

How exactly does that "not connect"?

You yourself made the following point in a previous post:

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We would need to see what percent of total confrontations is here represented, because if out of 10,000 situations involving firearms, there were 200ish wounded and 50ish killed, whereas out of 1000 situations involving knives, there were 200 ish wounded and 4 killed, your data would actually support my argument not yours.
Now, the conclusion you draw from your weak mathematical skills is flawed (50/10000 = 5/1000, which is higher than 4/1000, meaning that in your scenario, guns would still be deadlier).

However, it also makes clear is that it would require confrontations involving knives to be about 10 times as likely to cause bodily injury as confrontations involving guns for your argument to be right. Now, that's pretty fucking unlikely - especially without any stats to back it up.

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14288171)
For instance, why have elections at all, we could just nielsen poll 50 homes, and then, in the absence of any better "data" at the disposition of anyone else, reasonable people will be confronted with the choice of agreeing with you or being "stubborn fools".

This is a discussion on a message board, not an election. I'm not going to do several months of extensive research just to further point out that you are an idiot. Deal with it.

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14288171)
As a side point, conclusive proof is not logically impossible. You may find it difficult in this particular case, because you're disputing my own preference against me, but hey.

Conclusive proof on anything outside of comprehensive theoretical systems (as far as those are possible, anyway) actually is impossible. Read some Popper, as well as a bit of Quine and Goodman. Maybe google the "induction problem", the "underdetermination of theories" and the "duhem-quine thesis".

Short version: single observations cannot prove general rules, it is always possible to explain phenomena with alternative theories, auxiliary hypotheses can always be altered to accommodate theories which do not seem to fit the empirical evidence.

Long version: stay in school.

Anthony 06-06-2008 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14287801)
I have. Ideally you will either get the fuck out, or get them the fuck away from the gun in the interval between reaching and pointing.

I'm not saying it's common practice, or generally advisable to try, or any such thing. I am merely speaking for myself.

That's better, the way you stated before, it sounded like you were able to take away the gun while it was pointed at you.

Once it's pointed at you, your chance of disarming someone is almost zero if they are intent on shooting you.

fluffygrrl 06-06-2008 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 14288503)
Now, the conclusion you draw from your weak mathematical skills is flawed (50/10000 = 5/1000, which is higher than 4/1000, meaning that in your scenario, guns would still be deadlier).

Discussion never was purely "deadlier", it was dangerous.

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However, it also makes clear is that it would require confrontations involving knives to be about 10 times as likely to cause bodily injury as confrontations involving guns for your argument to be right. Now, that's pretty fucking unlikely - especially without any stats to back it up.
Imho 10:1 is a gross understatement. My money is in 1:50 or thereabouts. So since you like Popper, here's your falsification criteria : Cough up some data about bodily injury in knife/gun confrontations and if it comes under 1:10 I'll concede Internet Defeat on the point. I'm too lazy to go look it up, and so in fairness I can't take you for an Internet Win.

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This is a discussion on a message board, not an election. I'm not going to do several months of extensive research just to further point out that you are an idiot. Deal with it.
Hey, you're the guy with the live powerwire up your ass. I just made a statement of preference, in passing. But don;t worry, I'm aware Internet citizenship requires everyone to argue everything with no regard whatever to its relative importance. So I'm not about to drop it.

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Conclusive proof on anything outside of comprehensive theoretical systems (as far as those are possible, anyway) actually is impossible. Read some Popper, as well as a bit of Quine and Goodman. Maybe google the "induction problem", the "underdetermination of theories" and the "duhem-quine thesis".

Short version: single observations cannot prove general rules, it is always possible to explain phenomena with alternative theories, auxiliary hypotheses can always be altered to accommodate theories which do not seem to fit the empirical evidence.
No argument. Actually now I kinda like you.

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 14288519)
Once it's pointed at you, your chance of disarming someone is almost zero if they are intent on shooting you.

No argument. Provided they for instance know what a safety is. Guns take some skill that many people do not in fact posess.


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