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TheAmericanCannibal 06-13-2008 06:50 PM

This tape will get everyone's attention and curiosity for sure.

That is all I will and can say.

munki 06-13-2008 07:04 PM

Something new? Or that last one you showed me?

marketsmart 06-13-2008 07:04 PM

i know, its marky mark....

i passed on it...

sysk 06-13-2008 07:08 PM

PARIS HILTON




lol

JFK 06-13-2008 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 14316396)
To pull off the greatest publicity stunt I may ever concocted.

If you are interested in a project/ tape that I think will bring a lot of curious surfers and HUGE national publicity-

Hit me up.

kb at Kevinblatt.com

Offshore people would be key, but not completely necessary

Did You tape me in SF ?????:mad:

J$tyle$ 06-13-2008 07:29 PM

if it comes out you will all watch it!

J$tyle$ 06-13-2008 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 14317650)
Did You tape me in SF ?????:mad:

No, but i did take pictures :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JFK 06-13-2008 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$ (Post 14317663)
No, but i did take pictures :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OY, I was afraid you might say that:Oh crap

D-Money 06-13-2008 08:06 PM

Here's the cast of the Love Guru.

The celeb is in there.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811138/

Spunky 06-13-2008 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 14316884)
is it the rosanne barr sex tape that got stolen?

I'd be fapping to that:thumbsup

marketsmart 06-13-2008 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money (Post 14317893)
Here's the cast of the Love Guru.

The celeb is in there.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811138/

at least say yes or no to this.. is it one of these:

simpson
alba
timberlake
brooke stone

??????

D-Money 06-13-2008 08:12 PM

Come on KB, tell me who it is already, I'm your brother!

At least tell us the movie!

D-Money 06-13-2008 08:13 PM

It's one of these celebs from this movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800080/

D-Money 06-13-2008 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14317919)
at least say yes or no to this.. is it one of these:

simpson
alba
timberlake
brooke stone

??????

I don't even know yet.

I'm hoping KB slips if I name enough movies.

It could be someone listed here.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0859163/

MikeSmoke 06-13-2008 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money (Post 14317893)
Here's the cast of the Love Guru.

The celeb is in there.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811138/

A Stephen Colbert sex tape?
That IS big :1orglaugh

marketsmart 06-13-2008 08:33 PM

i think its marky mark...

fris 06-13-2008 08:37 PM

if it is jessica alba, this will be big money, and even bigger money, if it was the sex that got her pregnant

s3xnetwork 06-13-2008 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 14317494)
It has to be done a special way
Evan doesn't have the platform and his business model wouldn't support it

I have $20k, a datacenter, tons of servers, load balancers, gigs of bandwidth, loads of traffic, 4 software developers, a business model that supports anything that equals money and whatever else you need - if it's as good as you say hit me up and I'll work with you on it.

s3xnetwork at gmail

edit: and most importantly... lawyers.

potter 06-14-2008 05:04 AM

im curious

Dirty F 06-14-2008 05:09 AM

Without reading the thread i'm pretty sure its a crap tape. Just like the Screetch one but then even worse.

Look at what he wrote. "I have a great sex tape". Knowing how he talks if this was something awesome he would scream like a madman. I have a great sex tape means i have a lousy sextape of a c actor and basically hope someone will pay me a lot of money for it.

Dirty F 06-14-2008 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14317919)
at least say yes or no to this.. is it one of these:

simpson
alba
timberlake
brooke stone

??????

:1orglaugh

Come on, dont give him too much credit. It wont be anywhere near that level.

Dirty F 06-14-2008 05:12 AM

"it will get everyones curiosity"

Hahaha.

Translation: Its someone we dont want to see naked but we're curious to see him/her naked for 10 secs.

Dirty F 06-14-2008 05:16 AM

Btw im not trying to bash you are anything but your whole marketing thing is so transparant and kinda lame really. If this tape was something special just make it a mpeg and put it on a dedicated website behind a member area and watch the millions role in. But hey that wont happen right? Youre looking for a sucker who will fall for your little marketing stunt and who pays you way more than than tape is worth.

Dirty F 06-14-2008 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 14317059)
and this is a unique spin that only a few companies I feel can do effectively.

:1orglaugh

The more i read the better it gets :1orglaugh

Its actually amazing how 99% of you after reading all this shit still come up with names like Alba.
You think only a few companies could sell a video with Alba getting boned :1orglaugh

Is KB really that smart or are the people here really this fucking dumb?

cranki 06-14-2008 05:27 AM

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/142...2742JpRO_w.jpg

Ross 06-14-2008 05:38 AM

I remember your last thread about having the next big celebrity sex tape. That got brushed under the carpet when you failed to deliver. Betting this one will do the same thing..

Dirty F 06-14-2008 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 14319034)
I remember your last thread about having the next big celebrity sex tape. That got brushed under the carpet when you failed to deliver. Betting this one will do the same thing..

Obviously.

Nicky 06-14-2008 05:43 AM

Well one thing is for sure it's not Alba, Aniston or Sipmson like some of you guys think

Dirty F 06-14-2008 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 14319041)
Well one thing is for sure it's not Alba, Aniston or Sipmson like some of you guys think

http://www.o--rly.com/owl_orly.png

VeriSexy 06-14-2008 06:38 AM

Odds are it's a actor not an actress

ultra100 06-14-2008 06:56 AM

Try contacting RedLighRevenue.
They bought some of the famous sex tapes like Paris Hilton.

Dirty F 06-14-2008 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultra100 (Post 14319129)
Try contacting RedLighRevenue.
They bought some of the famous sex tapes like Paris Hilton.

They arent interested in unknown c actors.

Brujah 06-14-2008 08:23 AM

Vivid's always seemed interested in a marketable sex tape. Olivia Mojica, Jimi Hendrix, Jessica Superstar, Kim Kardasian, etc...

TheAmericanCannibal 06-14-2008 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14319143)
They arent interested in unknown c actors.


Man you are so smart F -

I used to work for Red Light- in fact while the Screech tape came out-
and guess what ?

RED LIGHT DID IT!!

red Light put out Joey Buttafuoco, Chyna, and Amy Fisher-
Again you are so right....

Red Light doesn't do D list people the aforementioned are all A list actors.

Go buy a clue

TheAmericanCannibal 06-14-2008 08:32 AM

PS don't worry your pretty little heads-

I have two offers of WAY more than $30,000 now
I was selling it too cheap.

Brujah 06-14-2008 10:15 AM

Congrats on your deal, KB.

Blazing 06-14-2008 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty (Post 14317072)
Aww.. look at that handsome happy couple in your avatar!

:))))) Hey PK... when do we see you again??? Xbiz show next month in vegas?? Internext??

Hope all is well....

TheAmericanCannibal 06-14-2008 10:58 AM

Mark

WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP???

Corona 06-14-2008 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 14317059)
I'd love a TUBE SITE

Sounds like it is a 30 second cell phone video not a full length movie

nico-t 06-14-2008 11:43 AM

yea i bet its an actor... nobody is interested in seeing an actor though, remember the tom sizemore tape? That was just funny as fuck, and was definately not a porn vid that has to get peeps off. Actresses are only interesting and can grow huge like paris hilton, nobody gives a fuck about actors. If its some c actress i dont think much peeps will be intrested but if youre selling it for $30k it HAS to be some c actress

PersianKitty 06-14-2008 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blazing (Post 14319580)
:))))) Hey PK... when do we see you again??? Xbiz show next month in vegas?? Internext??

Hope all is well....

I'll be at Internext in Florida from Aug 7th to Aug 11th.

Hope to catch up with you two then!

PK

xmas13 06-14-2008 12:22 PM

Do you accept Nigerian checks and Zimbabwean dollars?

Dirty F 06-14-2008 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 14319714)
yea i bet its an actor... nobody is interested in seeing an actor though, remember the tom sizemore tape? That was just funny as fuck, and was definately not a porn vid that has to get peeps off. Actresses are only interesting and can grow huge like paris hilton, nobody gives a fuck about actors. If its some c actress i dont think much peeps will be intrested but if youre selling it for $30k it HAS to be some c actress

Thread died out pretty quick...just like this tape will.

Varius 06-14-2008 01:16 PM

It's the Panda from Kung Fu Panda. You know I'm right :1orglaugh

xentech 06-14-2008 01:32 PM

Franck, why must you do a line by line analysis of the whole thread? Which mentally retarded person are you trying to translate this too?

xclusive 06-14-2008 01:33 PM

It's probably a tape of KB jerking off to TMZ. He's a celeb now thanks to American Cannibal.

Jens Van Assterdam 06-14-2008 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris (Post 14318085)
if it is jessica alba, this will be big money, and even bigger money, if it was the sex that got her pregnant

doesnt matter...just depends on your marketing skills.. :winkwink:

TheAmericanCannibal 06-14-2008 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive (Post 14319998)
It's probably a tape of KB jerking off to TMZ. He's a celeb now thanks to American Cannibal.

Me wacking off is worth a lot more than $30- $50,000 UP FRONT


I blow loads bigger than Peter North

DWB 06-14-2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 14319283)

I used to work for Red Light- in fact while the Screech tape came out-
and guess what ?

RED LIGHT DID IT!!

red Light put out Joey Buttafuoco, Chyna, and Amy Fisher-
Again you are so right....

Red Light doesn't do D list people the aforementioned are all A list actors.

Go buy a clue

:helpme

Screetch is an A-List actor? :1orglaugh Since when?

Joey Buttafuoco, Chyna and Amy Fisher are not even actors.

If this is as hot as you are saying, RLV or Vivid would be all over it. :2 cents:

payd2purv 06-14-2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14319004)
Without reading the thread i'm pretty sure its a crap tape. Just like the Screetch one but then even worse.

Look at what he wrote. "I have a great sex tape". Knowing how he talks if this was something awesome he would scream like a madman. I have a great sex tape means i have a lousy sextape of a c actor and basically hope someone will pay me a lot of money for it.

The screetch tape rocked... Screetch was pretty damn funny.


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