I already tried that, only I used twine instead of wire. It didn't work though. I obviously didn't drive the nail in close enough to his body because all it did was pull his tail off the first time he tried to run. It's a good thing lizard's tails grow back.

This is the part where I should call you idiot, but I don't call names, so I won't.

Well, you know one thing about lizard anatomy, which is one more than when you started this thread. Don't feel bad. Some day, you'll be sober, and think "I wanted to do what? I wanted to drill paint beneath scales?"

If you have enough wire left, you can always wrap it around your neck when you get bored.

You obviously missed the part where I was asking for suggestions on how to keep track of him and make him easier to find. For the most part people have been very helpful and have offered some pretty good ideas.

Just because I might say something like "I would SO love to shove my boot up Grouchy Admin's ass" doesn't mean I actually WOULD. It just means it would be pretty cool if it could be done. But since it's obviously not feasible, that's why I asked for suggestions. Get it?

P.S. I'm always sober. If you're going to try to insult me, at least learn something about me first and don't assume that I'm your typical drunken horndog GFY poster.

HEY!


I'll have you know I haven't had a drink in months! :mad:



:D

I said "typical". You're FAR from typical!
:thumbsup

A couple more of my favorite pics of Ivan:

Here he is helping me work:

http://www.extremefuck.com/Ivan/ivan-work.jpg

One of him snuggling with me. He would stay like that for hours if I let him. If I had my hair down, he'd have his face buried in it. Such a sweet boy!

http://www.extremefuck.com/Ivan/ivan-me.jpg

And one more of him waking up in his log, his favorite place when he has to be in his tank:

http://www.extremefuck.com/Ivan/ivan-log.jpg