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Joe BrainCash 06-19-2008 08:38 AM

51 unsatisfied woman!

F-U-Jimmy 06-19-2008 08:39 AM

Have you tried plastic surgery ? it may help you......:Oh crap

Juicy D. Links 06-19-2008 08:43 AM

how much cock have u sucjed?

Christina T. 06-19-2008 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14348610)
how much cock have u sucjed?

shut up you idiot, you callling me a whore? what the fuck are you?

halfpint 06-19-2008 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348523)
you are from England? then you definately would not be able to please me or any woman :2 cents:

WHAT.. you cant beat the great British lover, us Brits know how to please a woman be it a good old hard slap when they are getting cheeky like your self, or when our woman want some good loving

Christina T. 06-19-2008 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 14348620)
WHAT.. you cant beat the great British lover, us Brits know how to please a woman be it a good old hard slap when they are getting cheeky like your self, or when our woman want some good loving

I highly doubt that
:2 cents::2 cents:

Christina T. 06-19-2008 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 14348587)
Have you tried plastic surgery ? it may help you......:Oh crap

What kind of a comeback is that?

halfpint 06-19-2008 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348630)
I highly doubt that
:2 cents::2 cents:

Have you ever fucked an English guy .. I highly doubt it ..infact they most prob wouldent want to fuck a whining and ungratefull girl like you anyway :2 cents::2 cents:

Azoy? 06-19-2008 08:53 AM

i think we have a traitor among us.
looking at this thread i have a feeling the person posting this original thread is a male not a female who knows hebrew by the way he responded to isradude when she told him that she slepped with 500 guys.
christina is not a jewish name so I don't think she would know how to respond so well.
it takes someone to know how to say this in hebrew.i don't think they are really a christina but maybe someone else who is known by the close community here on GFY to know some hebrew to respond.
---------------------------->juicy could this be you ????????????????????

tranza 06-19-2008 08:54 AM

Maybe you should try some girls...

Stephen McTowelie 06-19-2008 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy? (Post 14348660)
i think we have a traitor among us.
looking at this thread i have a feeling the person posting this original thread is a male not a female who knows hebrew by the way he responded to isradude when she told him that she slepped with 500 guys.
christina is not a jewish name so I don't think she would know how to respond so well.
it takes someone to know how to say this in hebrew.i don't think they are really a christina but maybe someone else who is known by the close community here on GFY to know some hebrew to respond.
---------------------------->juicy could this be you ????????????????????

Yeah i was thinking the same thing about this Ben Zonah :1orglaugh

Although I dont know if he is Israeli as all the ones I ve met love British Guys :thumbsup

_Richard_ 06-19-2008 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348512)
I am far from a whore , just stating facts that most of you men cant please me or any woman

wtf is this? why the bad attitude?

chopstick 06-19-2008 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 14348339)
maybe because you're an obnoxious cunt that decent guys try to avoid?

THAT'S THE THREAD-STOPPER RIGHT THERE!:thumbsup

chopstick 06-19-2008 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 14348439)
I could say the same about women. Don't act like every woman knows how to satisfy a man. It's just that men don't bitch as much.

Oh this is so true! A warm wet spot is NOT all that's needed!:winkwink:

cranki 06-19-2008 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 14348206)
Maybe because your pussy looks like the opening to the Lincoln tunnel???

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

best answer :thumbsup

Seriously, do you expect some real, helpful piece of advice from a bunch on porn peddling keyboard warriors ??? come on...

OutToLunch 06-19-2008 09:15 AM

ha ha :D

polle54 06-19-2008 09:43 AM

Two things

1. Us men are typically so full of ourselves that we can't imagine that we are not giving a women what she want. I suffered from from 17 - 23 or so.

2. Some women think their way of having sex is the only right one. Some of you freakshows out there got to wake up and please the man as well if you wanna get some serious statisfaction. No man can satisfy a women if he the chemistry isn't there.

CaptainHowdy 06-19-2008 09:47 AM

It's all in your head, trust me...

Xrated J 06-19-2008 09:50 AM

this thread DOESNT make my penis twitch :(

AmigoPorn 06-19-2008 10:05 AM

Are you sure you are healthy? Physical and psychological? If you've been through so many men and none of them had been able to please you, maybe you should consider start taking some of the blame.

Kudles 06-19-2008 10:07 AM

Preaching to the choir here.

Neveena 06-19-2008 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348183)
Well men? You need to take a course or something cause most of the time I never reach the apex of orgasmic state.


Woman do you agree?

i do! and maybe that after the course they wont be so full of themselves in bed! :)

RuthB 06-19-2008 10:19 AM

can't say I've ever had a problem cumming, in fact, as women we're damn lucky in the fact that we get to cum more than once, guys only really get that one orgasm, not multiples like we can enjoy.

Sounds like you need to get down off your judgemental rant and open yourself up to the possibility of an orgasm and maybe you'll finally be able to get one. The mind is a powerful thing, yours might be stopping you from fully realizing your orgasmic potential. :2 cents:

MetaMan 06-19-2008 10:19 AM

YOU TALK TO MUCH

i would have you slammed down with a dick in your mouth the second you came into my house.

i like lick it all, up and down round and round, they call me "hurrircane metaman" in bed.

you need to stop going for low life simps and wannabes and step up to a real man like me. i would have you cumming so hard your fucking brain hurts.

do you have any pics? i am very selective i only bang DIME PIECES. but if you got big ole bitties and a nice rump i may make a selection.

jscott 06-19-2008 10:21 AM

I dont please girls, I like to please myself first

Just like on an airplane, fix your oxygen mask for yourself before tending to your children :P


LOL

Sosa 06-19-2008 10:21 AM

lol this thread is good

Persius 06-19-2008 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEGRuth (Post 14349118)
can't say I've ever had a problem cumming, in fact, as women we're damn lucky in the fact that we get to cum more than once, guys only really get that one orgasm, not multiples like we can enjoy.

Sounds like you need to get down off your judgemental rant and open yourself up to the possibility of an orgasm and maybe you'll finally be able to get one. The mind is a powerful thing, yours might be stopping you from fully realizing your orgasmic potential. :2 cents:

Christina you should listen Ruth and to the women in the thread, half of the guys on here are still virgins. On the other hand lots of guys can't perform well and have one objective.. "not to cum fast"... while guys who have had the experience and can last will do everything to get the chick to the reach an orgasm but you need to help its a 2 way thing.

tiger 06-19-2008 10:27 AM

Maybe you should be more selective in who you are fucking.

NicAngel 06-19-2008 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARS Michelle (Post 14348215)
Why did you even post that here? You just opened yourself up for a lot of sarcasm.

My thoughts exactly girl! :thumbsup

mrkris 06-19-2008 10:38 AM

This is probably GFY's latest sig whore in the making. A fake nick creating a thread to get views.

SilvercashJeanette 06-19-2008 10:41 AM

We can't magically expect guys to just know what we want... You've gotta speak up. If you're not getting off then take matters in your own hands. If you don't want to put in the effort then you must not really want the orgasm :2 cents:

Most guys are smart... If you tell them enough times what you like eventually they WILL get the hint!

Jens Van Assterdam 06-19-2008 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348615)
shut up you idiot, you callling me a whore? what the fuck are you?

Ouch.. now your playing with the fire!
I think a bitch like you doesnt deserve an orgasm but since i am a nice guy ill offer you my stunt cock for trial and error.

Btw, i heard that BVF really knows how to please women.. you may want to check him out? You should perfectly match his type of girls :thumbsup

CarlosTheGaucho 06-19-2008 10:51 AM

I guess the thread starter is Juicy:

http://www.3-free.net/juicylilbro.jpg

Farang 06-19-2008 10:55 AM

bitch bitch bitch

dig420 06-19-2008 10:57 AM

Get your man interested and he'll handle his business.

Mister E 06-19-2008 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen McTowelie (Post 14348727)
Yeah i was thinking the same thing about this Ben Zonah :1orglaugh

Although I dont know if he is Israeli as all the ones I ve met love British Guys :thumbsup

Words of widom, he is right on.

English people are much loved in Eretz, as is Manchester United.

D Ghost 06-19-2008 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14348189)
you sunond like a whore

:1orglaugh

payd2purv 06-19-2008 11:36 AM

Wait a minute GIRLS CAN HAVE ORGASMS TOO!?!?

BULLLLLLL SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!

huey 06-19-2008 11:36 AM

Real men don't worry if a women busts a nut or not.

media 06-19-2008 11:59 AM

Honestly, not to sound like I know it all, you should relax, and try getting a toy or two to assist you in the mission of reaching that climax.. I've had a good number of girls who were never able to reach full O.. and when I helped them get to that point it really opens them up to a lot of fun stuff..

Also sometimes the guy has to do what the GIRL wants/needs in order for it to happen.. It's not just hop on and get to it.. sometimes it takes more to stimulate a lady..

Libertine 06-19-2008 12:03 PM

Fact: all of you are falling for a very mediocre troll. There's a decent chance you're actually talking to Metaman or DarkJedi right now.

Naughty 06-19-2008 12:10 PM

Sorry honey, I'll try to do better next time.

emac 06-19-2008 01:03 PM

I can be your man and be your slave Christina.

opulence 06-19-2008 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEGRuth (Post 14349118)
can't say I've ever had a problem cumming, in fact, as women we're damn lucky in the fact that we get to cum more than once, guys only really get that one orgasm, not multiples like we can enjoy.

ex-gf has been able to make me cum 3 times in 1 sitting

but then again I am able to produce loads like this http://uploader.ws/upload/200806/hugeload_0004.jpg :pimp

Ayla_SquareTurtle 06-19-2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexyclicks (Post 14348478)
hit up Metaman

I'm pretty sure this is the female version of Metaman. They should be very happy together.

Isradude 06-19-2008 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister E (Post 14349328)
Words of widom, he is right on.

English people are much loved in Eretz, as is Manchester United.

yap ....... we're all about England & Man U :thumbsup:thumbsup

CyberHustler 06-19-2008 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348183)
Well men? You need to take a course or something cause most of the time I never reach the apex of orgasmic state.


Woman do you agree?

http://images.heaven666.org/images/wide-pussy.jpg

Andy Servers4Less 06-19-2008 01:46 PM

Christina, call me crazy, but I'm guessing this isn't the way you intended this thread to go??

Nookster 06-19-2008 01:49 PM

LOL sounds more like a psychological problem to me. Personally, I haven't ran into this problem. Maybe you should look into who you're taking to bed...or hell, what you're contributing to the act!

Isradude 06-19-2008 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Servers4Less (Post 14350041)
Christina, call me crazy, but I'm guessing this isn't the way you intended this thread to go??

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i think that's exactly the way Juicy intended this thread to go ........


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