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baddog 06-23-2008 10:51 AM
Usually I think you are pretty right on. This is the exception.

Press releases are great link building tools. Any phrase that I am going for is a lot easier to obtain with the clever use of press releases.

SBJ 06-23-2008 10:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Honez (Post 14362980)
Shouldn't I make the release about me eating the seeded kaiser?
yes you should. We thought you you would've already done so by now.


For immediate release our entire staff at silent bucks is now taking a mandatory restroom break and will return to work at a later time

CDSmith 06-23-2008 10:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Honez (Post 14362797)
I am on a roll today too. Mine is a sesame seeded kaiser.
Can I get an order of you in a restaurant?

I'll have the Honelynn on rye, with a pickle on the side, thanks. :thumbsup

Hold the press release.

Pleasurepays 06-23-2008 11:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14363010)
Usually I think you are pretty right on. This is the exception.

Press releases are great link building tools. Any phrase that I am going for is a lot easier to obtain with the clever use of press releases.
of course you're right! everyone understands the SEO benefits of backlinks from these PR0 threads on GFY and that they pass a lot of juice. this is how i rank so well for "Bro, I need somewhere to sleep at internext, can i sleep on your hotel room floor"

CurrentlySober 06-23-2008 11:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14363010)
Usually I think you are pretty right on. This is the exception.

Press releases are great link building tools. Any phrase that I am going for is a lot easier to obtain with the clever use of press releases.
QFT

Theres some GREAT milage to be had with press releases... :2 cents:

Tom_PM 06-23-2008 11:06 AM
When Juicy is about to blow, he always shouts "For immediate release!". It's his thing. It's his thing that he does.

baddog 06-23-2008 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 14363068)
of course you're right! everyone understands the SEO benefits of backlinks from these PR0 threads on GFY and that they pass a lot of juice. this is how i rank so well for "Bro, I need somewhere to sleep at internext, can i sleep on your hotel room floor"
If you are only submitting your PR to GFY, then you really need to talk to someone that knows what they are doing.

Pleasurepays 06-23-2008 11:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14363147)
If you are only submitting your PR to GFY, then you really need to talk to someone that knows what they are doing.
i think most people got that i was talking about press releases on forums like GFY, not press releases to news sites.

;)

baddog 06-23-2008 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 14363154)
i think most people got that i was talking about press releases on forums like GFY, not press releases to news sites.

;)
If you are promoting an adult product, and you are submitting your PR to PRadult, XBIZ, AVN, Klixxx or any of the others, it certainly doesn't hurt to get additional eyes by hitting a forum like GFY.

JFK 06-23-2008 12:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 14362991)
i ate a ham and swiss sandwich from tim hortons for lunch
was it Kosher ?:Oh crap

JFK 06-23-2008 12:26 PM
JFK would like to announce that its, Fitty Press releases:thumbsup

NETbilling 06-23-2008 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 14361926)
I understand the need to make announcements... but for the love of christ, you aren't exactly sending this to CNN or AP or Reuters.

You can't just make an announcement saying "here's the deal..." ??? you have to crack open Press Releases for Dummies and write a press release about yourself as if you are just about to launch a new drug to cure cancer and are seeking investors or as if General Electric just hired a new CEO?

And please... for the love of God... if you feel compelled to write a standard "press release" as if it really matters in this business... don't talk about yourself in the 3rd person. that only makes it worse. its fake and its condescending. Besides... why the fuck do people in this industry hire people... then make them write press releases about themselves and post them on every forum in the first place?

The only thing that is worse than all the fake press releases is watching 50 useless, sycophant, ass kissing jackoffs congratulate you.

Companies in this industry have a short lifespan... employees have an even shorter lifespan. In 90% of cases, congratulating someone for getting a job in this biz is like congratulating a whore for sucking a cock in a different part of town. not really much point to it... besides, we all know how it will end "i've decided to move on, our parting was amicable, they are a great bunch of guys, i wish them nothing but the best... and i've got some really great things cooking that i'm really excited about, so stay tuned!!..." YAAAWWWWWN!
That is so true and too funny

Drake 06-23-2008 12:35 PM
Totally agree

bushwacker 06-23-2008 12:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 14362360)
you've sucked so much virtual cock on this board that i'm totally surprised you haven't drowned in a pool of sperm

you must wear a life jacket when you post

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/search...archid=2319785
Hmmmm. virtual sperm!! LMAO!

JayMoyes 06-23-2008 01:27 PM
I think I've posted a handful of press releases here. I'm not even up to the point where I can include a URL in the post.

It really is a matter of hitting the right target. We send regularly to AVN, Ynot, Xbiz, etc, and there are many news sites that use press releases for affiliate links.

But Sherry and I are treading carefully into new territory here with Midnite. It's pretty obvious GFY isn't about press releases and news.

Pleasurepays is spot on about something. I quote Tory from Midnite, and I'm now allowed to quote Sal Senior, and of course, there's Midnite Sally.

Unlike certain publicists, we don't quote ourselves in a press release, unless there is a very specific issue regarding publicity to adress "We really like working with TalkingSexRadio.com, they are a lot of fun".

Quoting yourself in a press release is redundant. The press release is a quote from the person writing the release.

One final irony, hardcore mainstream writers we know don't always need a press release. Just a simple few sentances in the right direction will do. These guys want to get the story for themselves, not be a mouthpiece for a publicist.

Quagmire 06-23-2008 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 14362104)
actually, quite the opposite.. i am afraid i got chlamydia this weekend.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
The gift that keeps on giving!

stickyfingerz 06-23-2008 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 14363992)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
The gift that keeps on giving!
Giggity Giggity.... Ya!!! Well alllllright....


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CheeseHead Nacho Burger 06-23-2008 02:37 PM
This thread should be linked to in all future "press release" threads posted here on GFY. Particularly post #7.

C-Bass 06-23-2008 02:48 PM
SPoken like a tru hero! :1orglaugh

Kevin Cunningham 06-23-2008 02:49 PM
I don't think PR's are fake and condescending, just another way to get publicity on top of the "hey bro, we did this and that" type of publicity. It's the format that our industry publications - like most - accept, fine with me.


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