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CDSmith 07-10-2008 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Missy (Post 14447254)
I'm not getting bent at you. I don't bend easily. I was simply being a smartass back to you as I thought you were being to me.

And the reason why I ASSUMED (yes, I know... assumptions make me look stupid) it was directed at me is because, as stated above, you directly addressed me and then went on to make those comments.

Actually I quoted someone else, and was directly addressing them, except for the part where I specifically named you.

You seemed to assume it was all directed at you for some odd reason, thus my "bent" comment.

Missy 07-10-2008 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14447261)
You seemed to assume it was all directed at you for some odd reason, thus my "bent" comment.

Not all of it, only the parts after "Missy".
I'm not bent, I'm not upset, I'm just a smartass. I guess you'd have to know me in person to know that about me. So if I upset you, I apologize.

CDSmith 07-10-2008 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Missy (Post 14447268)
Not all of it, only the parts after "Missy".
I'm not bent, I'm not upset, I'm just a smartass. I guess you'd have to know me in person to know that about me. So if I upset you, I apologize.

I'm not upset. And I don't need you to tell me you're a smartass, I can see for myself that you are.

It's hard to miss. :D

bloggingseo 07-10-2008 11:25 PM

You know what , I wonder how many guys would contemplate actually doing it if it were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Brad Pitt is so hot even some very straight men have said that if they had to do a guy it would be him or that he is hot. So to tear off a piece of Angelina Jolie, would you let Brad Pitt bang you in your booty? I bet you'd think about it longer in that case

Missy 07-10-2008 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14447275)
I'm not upset. And I don't need you to tell me you're a smartass, I can see for myself that you are.

It's hard to miss. :D

TOUCHE! :Kissmy

moeloubani 07-11-2008 12:40 AM

Yeah eh, well just asking that question makes you gay.

Like if a sexy chick was perfect but then told you she can only bang you if you're strapped to a horse and the horse is doing equestrian jumps while you're banging her and it's hurting your balls.

moeloubani 07-11-2008 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloggingseo (Post 14447290)
You know what , I wonder how many guys would contemplate actually doing it if it were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Brad Pitt is so hot even some very straight men have said that if they had to do a guy it would be him or that he is hot. So to tear off a piece of Angelina Jolie, would you let Brad Pitt bang you in your booty? I bet you'd think about it longer in that case

Only if she was still pregnant with twins and it was an all out orgy!!

ultimatebbwdotcom 07-11-2008 12:50 AM

Couldn't be assed to read all the posts but that was def tonights Swingtown.

Socks 07-11-2008 01:21 AM

I think the girl wouldn't be so dreamy after finding out she married a homo

Call me crazy.

Socks 07-11-2008 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by SirMoby (Post 14447212)
Something similar happened to me and I lost my erection.

Then you got it back with the resurrection?

CunningStunt 07-11-2008 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Missy (Post 14446892)
If I were a guy, I would answer the question like this:
"Fuck yeah! Let's do it! But just so you know, I'm not into guys, so there will be no direct contact between the two of us" (speaking to the husband, of course).
If he's not okay with that arrangement, only then would I split.

Good answer.

50 would be fagsexuals.

DarkJedi 07-11-2008 02:24 AM

50 fantazies about big dudes shoving cocks up your ass

:1orglaugh

Pornopat 07-11-2008 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14447123)
Assumptions

make you look stupid.

Fact is this very situation was on a show tonight. And Missy, in the scene where this occured there appeared to be no mistaking that there would have to be some guy-guy contact.

Leave off the extra assumptions and just answer the question.

Or not, whatever.

You come across quite anal. I just hope for the other guy that he is a giver and not a taker. I dont care if you get your ideas of a tv show or a bisexual porn site.
Its your fantasy that starts working.....

tranza 07-11-2008 05:41 AM

No thanks!

Kevsh 07-11-2008 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 14447491)
I think the girl wouldn't be so dreamy after finding out she married a homo

Call me crazy.

Pretty much my thoughts, so yes guys aren't all 100% superficial.
:thumbsup

czarina 07-11-2008 07:33 AM

go for it! No need to screw the husband, just bang her, the two of you together!

Sosa 07-11-2008 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo (Post 14447070)
It SOUNDS like someone watched "Swingtown" tonight. They used that exact line.

That being said, it's QUITE possible the woman just wants to be with two guys. I'd want that clarified before things went any further obviously. If the dude was straight and I wasn't married, why the fuck not? If the guy WAS after something, well, I'd probably be so horny by that time I'd go hogging.

I was going to say the same thing about the Swingtown line..

CDSmith 07-11-2008 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 14447755)
You come across quite anal. I just hope for the other guy that he is a giver and not a taker. I dont care if you get your ideas of a tv show or a bisexual porn site.
Its your fantasy that starts working.....

Stop putting your own sexual repressions onto me, thanks.

And relax, it was just a question, and it's just a discussion. Again, relax. I'm not attackingn you. :D

webmasterchecks 07-11-2008 10:02 AM

yea, i doubt the guy wants to join in. he probably wants you to help him team his wife

cool1 07-11-2008 10:04 AM

not into 3-ways in anyway, so I would have to tell her thanks but no thanks, and walk away.

Violetta 07-11-2008 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14446827)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CDSmith 07-11-2008 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by cool1 (Post 14448566)
not into 3-ways in anyway,

Not even with two girls and no other guy but you Coolio? :batman

DirtyProfits 07-11-2008 10:19 AM

I'd take out my gun, shoot him in the head, force that slut to my home and ass fuck her, lolz not really.

Pornopat 07-11-2008 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14448544)
Stop putting your own sexual repressions onto me, thanks.

And relax, it was just a question, and it's just a discussion. Again, relax. I'm not attackingn you. :D

Hehehe I was just teasing you a bit.
I will relax if you will relax ok?
:thumbsup

Basic_man 07-11-2008 10:30 AM

Doesn't mean the guy wanna fuck your ass... Maybe he just want to watch her girl get fucked by a stranger!@

JamesK 07-11-2008 10:36 AM

I wouldn't mind sharing the girl as a sex buddy. I'd make sure to let the guy know I'm not gay though.

Missy 07-11-2008 11:27 AM

So what would YOUR answer be, CD?

And for all of the guys answering that you would have a 3-some as long as there's no m/m interaction, would you still be able to do it if you knew the husband wants your cock? Say... you both know that if given the chance, he shove his meatpole so far up your rectum you wouldn't know if you should shit or spit, but he agrees (for his wife's sake) that he won't touch you. Would you still be able to do the wife with that knowledge in your head?

CDSmith 07-11-2008 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 14448667)
Hehehe I was just teasing you a bit.
I will relax if you will relax ok?
:thumbsup

I'm always relaxed, but it's good advice at any time. :thumbsup

Btw, I never did answer my own question (thus my confusion as to why you'd choose to cast gay assumptions at me), but I'll answer it now...

I'm of the mind to side with those saying they'd pass. I've been in a few group sex situations in the past, and my motto is and always has been no crossed swords. Thus I don't see myself going for the "package deal", no matter how good looking and personable she might be. Passing her up might sting a bit, but I've lived long enough to know there is always more puss on the horizon.

But if it's Angelina & Brad I think I'd have to slip him a roofie, knock him out cold and then go solo on his wifey. :D

CaptainHowdy 07-11-2008 12:00 PM

I'd go for it...

CaptainHowdy 07-11-2008 12:01 PM

... seriously (like Phil).

Amber Kelly 07-11-2008 12:37 PM

Im always down for a 3some..lol.. Thats a great story though!

hjnet 07-11-2008 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Robatolla (Post 14446828)
im sayin there are others that dont have a husband that wants to fuck you up the ass

I 2nd that, 3 Billion Women on this planet.

Peaches 07-11-2008 02:14 PM

You must have gotten a different episode in Mooseland than we had in the states - the one I saw looked like a chick in the middle and no male/male contact. One on the front, one on the back. So far that show hasn't veered towards any swinging with male/male and I don't think that episode did either.

JMO ;)

CDSmith 07-11-2008 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 14449741)
You must have gotten a different episode in Mooseland than we had in the states - the one I saw looked like a chick in the middle and no male/male contact. One on the front, one on the back. So far that show hasn't veered towards any swinging with male/male and I don't think that episode did either.

JMO ;)

Read the rest of the thread luv. Then it'll make sense.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-11-2008 02:25 PM

Play games.

Get a chance at 1on1 with her, say it's a trial and ya might be interested but ya wanna bang the wife first:)

I speak from experience as I have done this before. It works.
I never got with them both though:) A year later she call's got a divorce for some reason I dunno, wanting a hook up and I passed as I was dating another chick that was better.


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