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jollyperv 07-18-2008 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by broke (Post 14478989)
You should stop wasting your time.
And why is that?

Drake 07-18-2008 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by broke (Post 14478985)
Why do you care?
I'm curious to know what motivates somebody to preach what they preach. It speaks to their credibility.

esnem 07-18-2008 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by jollyperv (Post 14478986)
I often wonder that, and I highly fucking doubt it. Fear is such a fucking killer business model.
pay me or i'll burn you. forever.

CheeseFrog 07-18-2008 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14478361)
I'm sure that at least 50% or more of people reading this thread believe in Jesus.
Why *wouldn't* anybody believe that Jesus existed when it's been well documented that he did?

btrav04 07-18-2008 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Qbert (Post 14478493)
I know Jesus, he cuts my lawn every Wed.
I've seen him at the




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the content guy 07-18-2008 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14478375)
Not everyone that is Christian believes that the world is only 6,000 years old, but you are too ignorant to acknowledge that.
LOL Baddog, is it just me or have you gotten a little nasty in recent days?

I believe in Jesus because he bought an AdultCheck Gold membership from me in 1998. :2 cents:

Dirty F 07-18-2008 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Walrus (Post 14478768)
I think Little Franck doesn't understand that Jesus wasn't born at the beginning of time... And he's getting human skulls confused with dinosaur fossils.
Who let this moron in?

Dirty F 07-18-2008 08:38 PM
Baddog, why dont you answer me? Do you believe in heaven or not?

Dirty F 07-18-2008 08:39 PM
Walrus, are you getting human skulls confused with dinosaur fossils maybe?

You have no idea what this thread is about do you?

MetaMan 07-18-2008 08:42 PM
why the hate on jesus Fronk?

he taught acceptance and forgiveness, what exactly is wrong with that message?

jesus lived with the forgottens and prostitutes trying to help people better their lives and give hope.

what have you done lately to help your fellow mankind?

Holly 07-18-2008 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14478361)
See skulls getting dug up from people who lived a million years ago.

I'm sure that at least 50% or more of people reading this thread believe in Jesus. So that means by your logic those skulls/bones are fake or planted there by god or something?
I believe they were planted by god. To fool the Dutch.

xmas13 07-19-2008 01:50 AM
Do you celebrate Christmas? Why would you if you have such high esteem for Christian culture.

I bet you want all advantages minus ethics/morality, like most ex Christians, new atheists.

xmas13 07-19-2008 01:54 AM
Parents don't want to raise their kids, and reject any form of responsability. It's no wonder they are turning against schools, religion, the government and so on.

Scott McD 07-19-2008 02:09 AM
Jesus loves the cock !

















So i heard...

Socks 07-19-2008 02:32 AM
So whose more stupid frank, the Christians for believing it was 6,000 years, or you, thinking it was millions of years?

The oldest human bones date from about 200,000 years, and the oldest human skull remains we have are around 160,000 years old.

Dirty F 07-19-2008 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 14479656)
So whose more stupid frank, the Christians for believing it was 6,000 years, or you, thinking it was millions of years?

The oldest human bones date from about 200,000 years, and the oldest human skull remains we have are around 160,000 years old.
Or are you more stupid?

http://www.nhm.ac.uk/about-us/news/2...news_7243.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/106192.stm
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0208/feature1/

The amount of retards on gfy is unbelievable. It amazes me every fucking day.

bloggingseo 07-19-2008 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by psili (Post 14478704)
Look, why even fight the none sense that is human kind.
You're a mutha-fucking "Troll Manager" for fuck's sake!
People are dumb.
What?
You don't see it? Especially in this industry of the circle-jerk monster that keeps the lucky in a position of influence and the surfer bent-over without lube.
Yea, yea, there's the cum-gobblers who suck up to those in the circle jerk on the boards who make it all worse, yet there are those who actually are savage at their craft.

You may think I went all tangent and shit... No.

Take a Catholic family man in his Catholic Home:
"I love Jesus! I just pissed all over the toilette seat and am not cleaning it up. My wife will. I don't need to tell her I pissed on the toilette seat, but I'll confess that shit to Father FuckStick on Sunday and I'm good to go."

Take a sponsor during a regular weekly meeting:
"We need more projectile cumshots on this tour. I don't give a fuck if we have no cumshot content in the member's area, GODDAMNIT! We need more projectile cumshots on this tour. And get another fucking pre-checked cross-sell on our join page!"

Yea... I guess I went all tangent... I'm retarded.
I should just stop posting.
My bad. :-(
WTF? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh you just went off

Jens Van Assterdam 07-19-2008 04:08 AM
I believe in nothing but myself!
Cant go wrong with that...

Barefootsies 07-19-2008 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14478866)
why is this thread wasting hate on christians when it can be better directed at muslims?

Antonio 07-19-2008 04:34 AM
for all of you non-believers, let me prove to you once and for all that God does indeed exist:



you felt the magic too, didn't you?

nico-t 07-19-2008 06:13 AM
"fuck you looooord is how i say a fucking prayer!"
~ nico-t - I'm a hater, 2003

dav3 07-19-2008 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by CheeseFrog (Post 14479010)
Why *wouldn't* anybody believe that Jesus existed when it's been well documented that he did?
It's been well documented that 1,000's of men named Jesus lived within the past 2000 years. Big deal. His 'miracles', however, are based on 'stories' told by priests, and are not well documented, except in the collection of 'stories' written by priests who claim to hear God speak to them.

One thing that is documented about Jesus, is when he went into a town square and saw sacrificial lambs for sale, he over-turned the table in rage because that person was profiting on religion. Yet some how today's preachers are some how exempt from this, or they choose not to acknowledge this.

It's funny that people believe that the bible is actually the word of God. When, in fact, it was written by drunken priests by candle light, not enlightenment.

Every preacher on TV talks about Gods will, and God said this. This is where shit gets dangerous for malleable minds. These TV preachers take the bible literally. Yet they indulge in sin, at the same instance, right in front of you on TV, and the viewers are too fucking blinded to realize it.

Dirty F 07-19-2008 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 14480014)

Every preacher on TV talks about Gods will, and God said this. This is where shit gets dangerous for malleable minds. These TV preachers take the bible literally. Yet they indulge in sin, at the same instance, right in front of you on TV, and the viewers are too fucking blinded to realize it.
Pretty fucked up isnt it?

The Judge 07-19-2008 06:45 AM
Christianity is one of the greatest Jew scams in history but to their dismay it backfired on them.

bushwacker 07-19-2008 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14479762)
Or are you more stupid?

http://www.nhm.ac.uk/about-us/news/2...news_7243.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/106192.stm
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0208/feature1/

The amount of retards on gfy is unbelievable. It amazes me every fucking day.
PWNED!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dav3 07-19-2008 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14480024)
Pretty fucked up isnt it?
Very much so. :disgust

eroticsexxx 07-19-2008 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 14478749)
Well, I'm sorry that you feel that way...

I take the Over Time literally, although when it's Sudden Death OT, I know that even though one team is going to win, and the other lose, that the losers are not going to be suddenly put to death. Can you imagine how many new players would have to be drafted each year to keep a league viable if they did that?!? :2 cents:

As to the original question, as long as Jesus keeps my lawn green and mowed, and digs out the weeds, I don't care if he pulls out a few ancient skulls now and then along with the weeds. I will still believe in him...

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baddog 07-19-2008 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 14480014)
One thing that is documented about Jesus, is when he went into a town square and saw sacrificial lambs for sale, he over-turned the table in rage because that person was profiting on religion. Yet some how today's preachers are some how exempt from this, or they choose not to acknowledge this.
I love your selectiveness. Are you a chick?

baddog 07-19-2008 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 14480014)
Every preacher on TV talks about Gods will, and God said this. This is where shit gets dangerous for malleable minds. These TV preachers take the bible literally. Yet they indulge in sin, at the same instance, right in front of you on TV, and the viewers are too fucking blinded to realize it.
At no point has anyone ever suggested that preachers are not human. All humans sin.

notoldschool 07-19-2008 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14479044)
Baddog, why dont you answer me? Do you believe in heaven or not?
Because hes a dumb human who at his age knows his time is running short so like most old people he needs to believe that there is something after he leaves his tired fat old body.

Baddog NEVER offers any rebuttal, he just calls people stupid. :2 cents:

Doctor Dre 07-19-2008 10:05 AM
Franck, there is a big difference between beeing christian and catholic :)

P.S. I don't beleive in neither

dav3 07-19-2008 10:06 AM
Embrace the multi-dimensional energy recycling baddog. It's better that you find out this way, instead of being disappointed of the lack of pearly gates.


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