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CaveCreek_Russell 07-23-2008 03:51 PM
Poor guy, I hope with the help of the gfy crowd you'll be flying about in your own private jet in no time! :winkwink:

Deej 07-23-2008 03:55 PM
I already bought you breakfast...

Ive done my share :pimp

tranza 07-23-2008 03:59 PM
Let's do this, what's your Paypal?

I can see you're hurt.

Juicy D. Links 07-23-2008 04:04 PM
:(:(:( Steve i am transferring my leftover mileage balance rom netjets it will get you back on your feet

brand0n 07-23-2008 04:08 PM
thought u were looking for someone to carry your bags.

i got just the guy to do that, and i could carry his bags.

woj 07-23-2008 04:13 PM
Brilliant :1orglaugh

Fap 07-23-2008 04:15 PM
hah oh geez..

RayBonga 07-23-2008 04:19 PM
I've been saving to send my kids to college but I just can't my fellow pornographer suffer like this.

I'll cash in the monies tomorrow and send them your way.

RayBonga 07-23-2008 04:20 PM
btw, I don't mind being part of the entourage

biskoppen 07-23-2008 04:20 PM
It seems like someone is still rebilling from those sales I sent years ago...

:)

allureman 07-23-2008 04:21 PM
I am a bad friend!
 
We go out one, twice a week some times. We get drunk together. I had no Idea you were hurting that bad Steve. Tell you what; when I am not using my jet or the place in Maui, the ranch in Idaho or the Chalet in Austria consider them yours! Really I mean it buddy. Until things pick up ok.

I love you man!

Marialovesporn 07-23-2008 04:22 PM
what can I say...........

CunningStunt 07-23-2008 04:28 PM
Fucking hell you crack me up SteveLightspeed. On top of the chickensoup, this is right up there with post of the year.

AVNSherri 07-23-2008 05:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by allureman (Post 14496816)
We go out one, twice a week some times. We get drunk together. I had no Idea you were hurting that bad Steve. Tell you what; when I am not using my jet or the place in Maui, the ranch in Idaho or the Chalet in Austria consider them yours! Really I mean it buddy. Until things pick up ok.

I love you man!
Allureman ... everyone should be as selfless and giving as you!!!

gandalfuy 07-23-2008 05:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sosa (Post 14496084)
You aren't shit until you have a private jet :)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CyberHustler 07-23-2008 06:04 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NinjaSteve 07-23-2008 06:15 PM
I should introduce you to some celebs. They've got what it takes and they do charity work too.

fris 07-23-2008 06:36 PM
porn is a sin

V_RocKs 07-23-2008 06:58 PM
I really should be doing some more promotion... I will try harder now that I can see the effects first hand of my handy work.

Sorry for dropping the ball, Steve. I won't let you down ever again!

HAPPYPEEKERS 07-23-2008 07:02 PM
hahahahahaha

JFK 07-23-2008 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by B O B (Post 14495725)
priceless
B O B are you with LIGHTSPEED ??? Shouldnt it be B O B - LIGHTSPEED Or LIGHTSPEED _ B O B .............You Need to get yourself Rebanded my friend:winkwink: :thumbsup

Pleasurepays 07-23-2008 07:33 PM
this thread makes me want to piss on a hooker and get kicked out of a hotel

qxm 07-23-2008 07:38 PM
whats the paypal/epass acc? I am touched by the sincerity of Steve and the wide response and support many board members have shown ....

tehHinjew 07-23-2008 09:29 PM
can i be in your entourage? i will also except paypal so the fee's are less

RevengeBucks_Monica 07-23-2008 09:47 PM
Dear Steve,

I felt so horribly awful for you that I had to read this post out loud to my boyfriend, and we've decided to sell everything we have so that we can paypal you the earnings. I hope that our meagre contribution might aid in your quest and perhaps provide you with the luxurious trappings which you so surely deserve.

Please, no need for public thanks, but were you to send traffic to my site, I would have more money in my coiffers in order to donate it to you. *points to her head whispering the word genius*

;)

Semi-Retired-Dave 07-23-2008 09:55 PM
Simplify! Less is more.

Vegas Ken 07-23-2008 10:00 PM
Classic... I love it Steve!!

Kudles 07-23-2008 10:00 PM
Wow have fun being rich

munki 07-23-2008 10:03 PM
Next sales promo... top 10 sales this month get to cycle into Steve's entourage for teh next month...

MediaGuy 07-23-2008 10:12 PM
Steve, I really feel for you. Personally I think you should be on the same level as Heff and Flynt and it's a CRIME, you hear, a shameless, pardonless friggin' CRIME that you're not. And is it your fault?

NO! Dammit you worked hard, built the network and networked the building of traffic, you made us ALL proud of what it meant to be a good, respectable tax-paying pornagrapher, goddammit!!

Just thinking it and typing those words is getting me all wound up, I keep having to correct my typing! FUCK!

I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

OK, I calmed down now.

I'll send you some money. I'll publish the voucher, receipt, or email validation to prove it. Or if it's in person, I'll HAND YOU the money you need to make us all PROUD of what we do (Julius you get the picture rights!). Damn it, we need you. We can't let you wallow in a semi-upper-tax-bracket sea while we struggle in the trenches without it hurting us all.

Help me and us ALL get out of our basic affiliate quagmire. Take the money, please!!

Let our company, www.2much.net, SHINE by being the willing recipient of our donation to your rise to the upper echelons!

Please, mention us to the Bilderberg Group when you get there. Remember us little (and medium) people as I know you will.

Blessings, and wishes of inordinate fortune, as do we all, today, in faith of you,

Greg, Mediaguy, GM, 2much.net

:D

SBJ 07-23-2008 10:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kristin (Post 14496287)
I always knew you were a swallower.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh oops your secret is out

C H R I S 07-23-2008 10:28 PM
Thread of the Year

bloggingseo 07-23-2008 11:46 PM
I knew this was a joke before I opened it. Nice that you're not cocky or anything, humble to the core!

2MuchMark 07-24-2008 12:04 AM
http://www.stevelightspeed.com/jordan.gif

This butt is hypnotic.

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NETbilling 07-24-2008 12:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 14495709)
Please Help.

I?ve never asked for help before. I always thought I could make it on my own. But I?m going to swallow my pride and ask my friends for help, just this once. But first, you need to understand why.

Lightspeed has grown beyond my control. I used to be able to handle the operations, photography, updates, and marketing all by myself. But as it grew, we employed 10 full time people.

My lifestyle also began to change. I bought a huge mansion and hired a cook, a maid, and a groundskeeper. I hired a nanny for my children and sent them to the finest schools. I bought an Aston Martin, a Ferrari, and a Lamborghini. I started traveling regularly to places I had always wanted to visit like Amsterdam, Jamaica, Las Vegas, Curacao, Miami, and Tokyo. I always stayed at the nicest resorts and ate at the finest restaurants. I started dating supermodels. I began to pamper myself in every possible way. Nothing seemed out of reach to me.

But then I met even richer people, who had jets and yachts and traveled with an entourage. I realized that to reach that level, I was going to need help. That?s where you come in. If you could just see fit to send more business my way, I would be able to live the lifestyle I?ve always truly wanted.

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, ?Damn, this guy is really hurting. How can I help?? Well, you can send more traffic to one of our Lightspeedcash sites, buy ads on Solo Girl Board, or you can simply send cash to my paypal account. You see, every little bit will help.

Thanks for your concern, it is very much appreciated.

Steve Lightspeed
I will be glad to help. Send more biz to NETbilling and you will save $$$ which will help you buy your yacht, period!

:-)

Major (Tom) 07-24-2008 12:35 AM
classic :)

DUke

MediaGuy 07-24-2008 10:42 PM
Gayboy. That's a guy.

:D

Fucksakes 07-24-2008 10:51 PM
I've been saving all my money to buy jordan from ya, soon you will have your jet.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 07-24-2008 10:58 PM
I'm sure you could find someone to blow SteveLightspeed...

again... if you need a job... :disgust

:upsidedow:1orglaugh

Shey 07-24-2008 10:59 PM
Steve,

I don't have much but I can send you some Burgos girls your way. They are pretty cheap so about a dozen should do? Best of luck...:winkwink:

Oliver Klozov 07-24-2008 11:27 PM
You said you're going to swallow what?

dgraves 07-25-2008 02:50 AM
hey steve, i just put a fart in the mail for ya...use it sparingly!

jscott 07-25-2008 03:01 AM
hahahahahha :1orglaugh fucking hilarious!!!! LOL

VicD 07-25-2008 03:43 AM
Oh man you're breaking my heart, gonna send traffic instantly

xxxjay 07-25-2008 04:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 14495709)
Please Help.

I?ve never asked for help before. I always thought I could make it on my own. But I?m going to swallow my pride and ask my friends for help, just this once. But first, you need to understand why.

Lightspeed has grown beyond my control. I used to be able to handle the operations, photography, updates, and marketing all by myself. But as it grew, we employed 10 full time people.

My lifestyle also began to change. I bought a huge mansion and hired a cook, a maid, and a groundskeeper. I hired a nanny for my children and sent them to the finest schools. I bought an Aston Martin, a Ferrari, and a Lamborghini. I started traveling regularly to places I had always wanted to visit like Amsterdam, Jamaica, Las Vegas, Curacao, Miami, and Tokyo. I always stayed at the nicest resorts and ate at the finest restaurants. I started dating supermodels. I began to pamper myself in every possible way. Nothing seemed out of reach to me.

But then I met even richer people, who had jets and yachts and traveled with an entourage. I realized that to reach that level, I was going to need help. That?s where you come in. If you could just see fit to send more business my way, I would be able to live the lifestyle I?ve always truly wanted.

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, ?Damn, this guy is really hurting. How can I help?? Well, you can send more traffic to one of our Lightspeedcash sites, buy ads on Solo Girl Board, or you can simply send cash to my paypal account. You see, every little bit will help.

Thanks for your concern, it is very much appreciated.

Steve Lightspeed
I got your personal jet on the way bro! Try to tough it out!

mona 07-25-2008 04:26 AM
It's like that South Park episode where they take them to Britney Spears house, along with other celebs, and say, "Because you downloaded music illegaly, Britney must settle for last year's jet instead of the new one."

Reminds me, the Wheel of Fortune South Park...If you haven't seen this one, it's SO funny:1orglaugh

nation-x 07-25-2008 05:24 AM
maybe you should start a hedge fund... lots of super rich guys being made there.

SCOOTER 07-25-2008 05:27 AM
Bump for a Jet !!

Peaches 07-25-2008 05:31 AM
Steve, I have found the only way to truly be happy is to own a pug.

I'm sending you all 4 of mine.

You can thank me later ;)

P.S. - I will include the correct diaper size for the incontinent one so you don't have to try the other 20 sizes for the right fit. Again, you can thank me later. I'm here to help.

Pete-KT 07-25-2008 07:36 AM
Bump for Steve's Jet


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