bahahahahaha

thread of the year

Very nice! :thumbsup

Great thread Steve :)

I will be happy to donate, but also happy to buy you dinner that may result in more money than the stipend I can contribute to your paypal ;)

I really expected this thread to go over like a fart in church.

You people are twisted.

Let's just take $10m to Vegas and bet it all on black!

damn thats rough, im sorry to hear that. im sure if we just dug into our pockets and pull out a few $100k each we could help you get back on your feet. i mean seriously, this is GFY, $100k is just pocket change for us right?

whats your epass, ill forward you over a few mill to get you by for the next few days.

best of luck tho, i hope things work out :thumbsup

MC Hammer wannabe...

ok fine dinner is on me
you can pick between one of three classy venues
mcdonalds/burger king/taco bell

Poor guy, I hope with the help of the gfy crowd you'll be flying about in your own private jet in no time! :winkwink:

I already bought you breakfast...

Ive done my share :pimp

Let's do this, what's your Paypal?

I can see you're hurt.

:(:(:( Steve i am transferring my leftover mileage balance rom netjets it will get you back on your feet

thought u were looking for someone to carry your bags.

i got just the guy to do that, and i could carry his bags.

Brilliant :1orglaugh

hah oh geez..

I've been saving to send my kids to college but I just can't my fellow pornographer suffer like this.

I'll cash in the monies tomorrow and send them your way.

btw, I don't mind being part of the entourage

It seems like someone is still rebilling from those sales I sent years ago...

:)

I am a bad friend!
 

We go out one, twice a week some times. We get drunk together. I had no Idea you were hurting that bad Steve. Tell you what; when I am not using my jet or the place in Maui, the ranch in Idaho or the Chalet in Austria consider them yours! Really I mean it buddy. Until things pick up ok.

I love you man!

what can I say...........

Fucking hell you crack me up SteveLightspeed. On top of the chickensoup, this is right up there with post of the year.

Allureman ... everyone should be as selfless and giving as you!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I should introduce you to some celebs. They've got what it takes and they do charity work too.

porn is a sin

I really should be doing some more promotion... I will try harder now that I can see the effects first hand of my handy work.

Sorry for dropping the ball, Steve. I won't let you down ever again!

hahahahahaha

B O B are you with LIGHTSPEED ??? Shouldnt it be B O B - LIGHTSPEED Or LIGHTSPEED _ B O B .............You Need to get yourself Rebanded my friend:winkwink: :thumbsup

this thread makes me want to piss on a hooker and get kicked out of a hotel

whats the paypal/epass acc? I am touched by the sincerity of Steve and the wide response and support many board members have shown ....

can i be in your entourage? i will also except paypal so the fee's are less

Dear Steve,

I felt so horribly awful for you that I had to read this post out loud to my boyfriend, and we've decided to sell everything we have so that we can paypal you the earnings. I hope that our meagre contribution might aid in your quest and perhaps provide you with the luxurious trappings which you so surely deserve.

Please, no need for public thanks, but were you to send traffic to my site, I would have more money in my coiffers in order to donate it to you. *points to her head whispering the word genius*

;)

Simplify! Less is more.

Classic... I love it Steve!!

Wow have fun being rich

Next sales promo... top 10 sales this month get to cycle into Steve's entourage for teh next month...

Steve, I really feel for you. Personally I think you should be on the same level as Heff and Flynt and it's a CRIME, you hear, a shameless, pardonless friggin' CRIME that you're not. And is it your fault?

NO! Dammit you worked hard, built the network and networked the building of traffic, you made us ALL proud of what it meant to be a good, respectable tax-paying pornagrapher, goddammit!!

Just thinking it and typing those words is getting me all wound up, I keep having to correct my typing! FUCK!

I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

OK, I calmed down now.

I'll send you some money. I'll publish the voucher, receipt, or email validation to prove it. Or if it's in person, I'll HAND YOU the money you need to make us all PROUD of what we do (Julius you get the picture rights!). Damn it, we need you. We can't let you wallow in a semi-upper-tax-bracket sea while we struggle in the trenches without it hurting us all.

Help me and us ALL get out of our basic affiliate quagmire. Take the money, please!!

Let our company, www.2much.net, SHINE by being the willing recipient of our donation to your rise to the upper echelons!

Please, mention us to the Bilderberg Group when you get there. Remember us little (and medium) people as I know you will.

Blessings, and wishes of inordinate fortune, as do we all, today, in faith of you,

Greg, Mediaguy, GM, 2much.net

:D