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SBJ 07-23-2008 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 14496287)
I always knew you were a swallower.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh oops your secret is out

C H R I S 07-23-2008 10:28 PM

Thread of the Year

bloggingseo 07-23-2008 11:46 PM

I knew this was a joke before I opened it. Nice that you're not cocky or anything, humble to the core!

2MuchMark 07-24-2008 12:04 AM

http://www.stevelightspeed.com/jordan.gif

This butt is hypnotic.

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NETbilling 07-24-2008 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 14495709)
Please Help.

I?ve never asked for help before. I always thought I could make it on my own. But I?m going to swallow my pride and ask my friends for help, just this once. But first, you need to understand why.

Lightspeed has grown beyond my control. I used to be able to handle the operations, photography, updates, and marketing all by myself. But as it grew, we employed 10 full time people.

My lifestyle also began to change. I bought a huge mansion and hired a cook, a maid, and a groundskeeper. I hired a nanny for my children and sent them to the finest schools. I bought an Aston Martin, a Ferrari, and a Lamborghini. I started traveling regularly to places I had always wanted to visit like Amsterdam, Jamaica, Las Vegas, Curacao, Miami, and Tokyo. I always stayed at the nicest resorts and ate at the finest restaurants. I started dating supermodels. I began to pamper myself in every possible way. Nothing seemed out of reach to me.

But then I met even richer people, who had jets and yachts and traveled with an entourage. I realized that to reach that level, I was going to need help. That?s where you come in. If you could just see fit to send more business my way, I would be able to live the lifestyle I?ve always truly wanted.

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, ?Damn, this guy is really hurting. How can I help?? Well, you can send more traffic to one of our Lightspeedcash sites, buy ads on Solo Girl Board, or you can simply send cash to my paypal account. You see, every little bit will help.

Thanks for your concern, it is very much appreciated.

Steve Lightspeed

I will be glad to help. Send more biz to NETbilling and you will save $$$ which will help you buy your yacht, period!

:-)

Major (Tom) 07-24-2008 12:35 AM

classic :)

DUke

MediaGuy 07-24-2008 10:42 PM

Gayboy. That's a guy.

:D

Fucksakes 07-24-2008 10:51 PM

I've been saving all my money to buy jordan from ya, soon you will have your jet.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 07-24-2008 10:58 PM

I'm sure you could find someone to blow SteveLightspeed...

again... if you need a job... :disgust

:upsidedow:1orglaugh

Shey 07-24-2008 10:59 PM

Steve,

I don't have much but I can send you some Burgos girls your way. They are pretty cheap so about a dozen should do? Best of luck...:winkwink:

Oliver Klozov 07-24-2008 11:27 PM

You said you're going to swallow what?

dgraves 07-25-2008 02:50 AM

hey steve, i just put a fart in the mail for ya...use it sparingly!

jscott 07-25-2008 03:01 AM

hahahahahha :1orglaugh fucking hilarious!!!! LOL

VicD 07-25-2008 03:43 AM

Oh man you're breaking my heart, gonna send traffic instantly

xxxjay 07-25-2008 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 14495709)
Please Help.

I?ve never asked for help before. I always thought I could make it on my own. But I?m going to swallow my pride and ask my friends for help, just this once. But first, you need to understand why.

Lightspeed has grown beyond my control. I used to be able to handle the operations, photography, updates, and marketing all by myself. But as it grew, we employed 10 full time people.

My lifestyle also began to change. I bought a huge mansion and hired a cook, a maid, and a groundskeeper. I hired a nanny for my children and sent them to the finest schools. I bought an Aston Martin, a Ferrari, and a Lamborghini. I started traveling regularly to places I had always wanted to visit like Amsterdam, Jamaica, Las Vegas, Curacao, Miami, and Tokyo. I always stayed at the nicest resorts and ate at the finest restaurants. I started dating supermodels. I began to pamper myself in every possible way. Nothing seemed out of reach to me.

But then I met even richer people, who had jets and yachts and traveled with an entourage. I realized that to reach that level, I was going to need help. That?s where you come in. If you could just see fit to send more business my way, I would be able to live the lifestyle I?ve always truly wanted.

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, ?Damn, this guy is really hurting. How can I help?? Well, you can send more traffic to one of our Lightspeedcash sites, buy ads on Solo Girl Board, or you can simply send cash to my paypal account. You see, every little bit will help.

Thanks for your concern, it is very much appreciated.

Steve Lightspeed

I got your personal jet on the way bro! Try to tough it out!

mona 07-25-2008 04:26 AM

It's like that South Park episode where they take them to Britney Spears house, along with other celebs, and say, "Because you downloaded music illegaly, Britney must settle for last year's jet instead of the new one."

Reminds me, the Wheel of Fortune South Park...If you haven't seen this one, it's SO funny:1orglaugh

nation-x 07-25-2008 05:24 AM

maybe you should start a hedge fund... lots of super rich guys being made there.

SCOOTER 07-25-2008 05:27 AM

Bump for a Jet !!

Peaches 07-25-2008 05:31 AM

Steve, I have found the only way to truly be happy is to own a pug.

I'm sending you all 4 of mine.

You can thank me later ;)

P.S. - I will include the correct diaper size for the incontinent one so you don't have to try the other 20 sizes for the right fit. Again, you can thank me later. I'm here to help.

Pete-KT 07-25-2008 07:36 AM

Bump for Steve's Jet

SteveLightspeed 07-25-2008 07:39 AM

Thank you all for the kind words and support! I know with your help, things will get better and I'll see through these dark days.

Here is the thread where you can donate:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=843483

notime 07-25-2008 11:20 AM

hehe, funny ;) good reading

SteveLightspeed 09-25-2010 06:53 PM

Two years later, still appreciate the help.

Steve Lightspeed

fatfoo 09-25-2010 07:02 PM

genius fucka!

epitome 09-25-2010 07:03 PM

I can put one of your full length scenes on one of my tubes and send you traffic. Even your entire library.

Of course, I'll have to stretch the video to remove your watermark in order to do this. You'll also have to settle for a single word non-descriptive link in the footer.

Please let me know if you're interested.

Chosen 09-25-2010 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-man (Post 14495762)
That really touched me deep down in my special place.

:1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-25-2010 07:09 PM

I always thought you were more of a spit rather than swallow kinda guy. :winkwink:

I had fun partying with you at Cybernext Expo, lemme know if you and Shannon would like to come to the Exotic Erotic Ball next month as my Guest...

ADG

Vendzilla 09-25-2010 07:26 PM

That girl in your sig, is that your cook?

Nasty 09-25-2010 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 17540290)
Two years later, still appreciate the help.

Steve Lightspeed

Two years later and still funny as fuck! :thumbsup

campimp 09-25-2010 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17540352)
That girl in your sig, is that your cook?

i love anytime i see that girl in a thread :pimp

thundergasm 09-25-2010 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by campimp (Post 17540636)
i love anytime i see that girl in a thread :pimp

Yeppers.........that certainly is a nice tushy!

will76 09-25-2010 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 14495709)
Please Help.

I’ve never asked for help before. I always thought I could make it on my own. But I’m going to swallow my pride and ask my friends for help, just this once. But first, you need to understand why.

Lightspeed has grown beyond my control. I used to be able to handle the operations, photography, updates, and marketing all by myself. But as it grew, we employed 10 full time people.

My lifestyle also began to change. I bought a huge mansion and hired a cook, a maid, and a groundskeeper. I hired a nanny for my children and sent them to the finest schools. I bought an Aston Martin, a Ferrari, and a Lamborghini. I started traveling regularly to places I had always wanted to visit like Amsterdam, Jamaica, Las Vegas, Curacao, Miami, and Tokyo. I always stayed at the nicest resorts and ate at the finest restaurants. I started dating supermodels. I began to pamper myself in every possible way. Nothing seemed out of reach to me.

But then I met even richer people, who had jets and yachts and traveled with an entourage. I realized that to reach that level, I was going to need help. That’s where you come in. If you could just see fit to send more business my way, I would be able to live the lifestyle I’ve always truly wanted.

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, “Damn, this guy is really hurting. How can I help?” Well, you can send more traffic to one of our Lightspeedcash sites, buy ads on Solo Girl Board, or you can simply send cash to my paypal account. You see, every little bit will help.

Thanks for your concern, it is very much appreciated.

Steve Lightspeed

yeah right, my ass. More like you need help to try to hold on to the mansion and nice cars, that is if you haven't already lost them.

The problem with people who always want more is that they will end up with nothing. :2 cents:

edit: i see post date, but funny how things change over 2 years.

Seth Manson 01-07-2011 12:00 AM

I'm sure that pride isnt all that he swallows.

lazycash 01-07-2011 12:18 AM

http://www.steveslosthismind.com/stevebaldreal.jpg

CaptainHowdy 01-07-2011 06:02 AM

Talk about being an asshole...

will76 01-07-2011 10:20 AM

Still need help ???


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