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Sarah_Jayne 08-07-2008 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Frankthefreakintank (Post 14577117)
going up escalators in metro or mall systems, ppl that stand 2 by 2 blocking it, while everyone behind them and before acknowledges the unwritten rule of one side for standers and one side for walkers.PPL like that make me miss the good ol days of public stonings

In London it is more than an unwritten rule - it is on a written reminder all over the escalators on the Underground and yet people still do that.

BradM 08-07-2008 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 14576007)
People on the highway who can see the signs that their lane is closing ahead but continue to drive in the lane until the last possible minute to merge into traffic and butt ahead of others.

I often drive down the middle of the lane line to block those thoughtless assholes.

I do the same thing.

OG LennyT 08-07-2008 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ (Post 14577086)
people that stop at four way stops and dont know when to go....

don't you hate it when some fucktard rushes up to the 4 way stop and sits there like a fucking doorknob?

you were in such a fucking hurry, now you don't know what to do? fucking idiots

SykkBoy 08-07-2008 12:47 PM

pedestrians who cross 10 feet from the goddamn interesction...like it would kill them to walk to extra couple feet and walk in the crosswalk..
fuck you, next time I'm gunning it...you're not in a cross walk...you lose the right of way...eat my fender, fucknugget!

pornguy 08-07-2008 01:06 PM

Women that stand on corners and try and block the dirty water I spray on the sidewalk with my tires.

D Ghost 08-07-2008 01:09 PM

eating fruit

Sarah_Jayne 08-08-2008 02:09 AM

Today it is people that decide to stop right in the middle of the sidewalk to have conversation. Of course they have to make sure they are spread totally across the walk so you can't get around them without stepping off the sidewalk.

bloggingseo 08-08-2008 02:18 AM

I can't stand it when I'm outside doing something and my neighbors seem to only come outside if I'm out, and "pretend" to be doing something so they can be nosy. This drives me insane to no end. It's like they are never outside, and then when I actually am outside doing something or have family over, they suddenly appear to be busy bees outside. Why this drives me nuts, I'll never know. It just does.

u-Bob 08-08-2008 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Frankthefreakintank (Post 14577117)
going up escalators in metro or mall systems, ppl that stand 2 by 2 blocking it, while everyone behind them and before acknowledges the unwritten rule of one side for standers and one side for walkers.PPL like that make me miss the good ol days of public stonings

same here, same here.

bausch 08-08-2008 04:44 AM

People who stare at me or maddog me for no reason. If I dont know you dont stare at me, cause I will stare back.

People who tailgate me when im driving, as long as I'm the right "slow lane" I can drive the speed limit if I want, I don't have to go any faster, too fucken bad if you are in a hurry, just fucken pass me, don't tailgate me, its not going to make me go any faster. I am in no hurry, I can go as slow as I want, go fuck yourself!

people who drive fast on the freeway and are always changing lanes ALL the time and weaving like a snake through traffic, go fuck yourself.

People who are nosy and like to look over at the car next to them (me) at a red light. I really hate this, it fucken annoying. When people bug me too much I just roll the window up and face the other way. I just want to get to my destination, im not nosy and look over at every red light to see who is next to me. It's very annoying. Get a life.

people who talk loudly on cell phones

rude people who talk on the phone all the time and text when they are with me. im talking about close friends, i still find it rude tho. They claim it is not rude because we are "close friends" so it shouldnt be like that. i also hate it when this one friend comes over to my house, and then sometimes will receive a phone call and walk into the bathroom or my bedroom and talk on the phone for half an hour. WTF. Talk at home, why come to my place just to go on the phone and talk to someone else? their excuse is that they are "busy and have a lot of people to talk to" etc.

people who bump into me and dont say "excuse me"

pedestrians who are about to cross and then wont walk when i stop for them, and i have to wave to tell them to fucken cross. wtf

friends who ask me where i bought certain things (like clothes) and then go and buy the same things and copy me. Get your own style. Why should i tell them where i got it, etc. It took me a long time to research it and figure out what i wanted to get etc. Why should i give away that time and effort for free? And I don't want them walking around looking like me because we are not twins! And then they say "oh its not like we are stars in hollywood where no one can wear the same thing". fuck you!

People who are always late and make me wait because they are getting ready/talking on the phone.

SuzzyQ 08-08-2008 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 14576380)
people who drive below the speed limit

and they are in the passing lane :mad:

fuzzylogic 08-08-2008 04:55 AM

attention whores making threads on gfy like this Hey HeavenLeeGoddess you cunt, let's go

Fucksakes 08-08-2008 05:33 AM

driving definatly gots me the worst

Fucksakes 08-08-2008 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by SuzzyQ (Post 14580611)
and they are in the passing lane :mad:

ppl who turn out of a street, and go 10km/h as your coming 50km/h or more and you have to slam on the brakes.

ppl who cut into second lane to pass, but only going 2km/h faster than the car thay are passing and takes 5mins to get around.

ppl who drive up your ass when you go the speed limit.

ppl who dont let you merge onto the highway.

ppl who cut in when there is a 1 hour lineup to get onto the highway etc.

ppl who keep their highbeams on.

ppl who stop and talk to their friends in the middle of the road.

ppl who smoke with their kids in the car.. especially babies.

ppl who dont know how to put their kids in the car.

seeing kids jumping around in the car while driving.

(I seen this chinese couple put their baby in the hatchback, no seatbelts.. just the carrier, and than the rest of the family all got in the car.. I was in shock.. my girlfriend was extremly pissed about that, she would of done something about it for sure.. I was just like umm.. wtf)

ppl who always speed and never get tickets. ( I am the most unlucky person for this )

... you get the point.. I got work to do haha.

CDSmith 08-08-2008 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 14577484)
eat my fender, fucknugget!

Best bumpersticker slogan idea EVER.

Paco, of Large Cash. 08-18-2008 07:17 AM

Adults that ride their bike on the sidewalks. ESPECIALLY those whom do not dismount when crossing the street ... from sidewalk to sidewalk.

Of course, children and geriatrics/seniors are allowed.

CurrentlySober 08-18-2008 07:55 AM

My hate is people who feel the need to make several posts a day, proclaiming to all and sundry, that 'They Like Poo'...

I mean, WTF is that about? For gods sake, do some work for a change, or just fuck off !

theharvman 08-18-2008 08:03 AM

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is,
buddy...where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??

Sarah_Jayne 08-18-2008 08:30 AM

People that bump old threads ? ;)

Vicious_B 08-18-2008 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14577122)
I will add in: People who have such an inflated sense of entitlement that they think existing rules don't apply to them.

I have to definitely agree with this one. Just this weekend while down the shore at the boardwalk I told a pregnant lady off. I was in line for the bathroom with my daughter. My kid had to pee so bad she was ready to cry but no one offered to let her go in front of them and she knows better than to but in line. When she was next a pregnant lady tried to but in front of her. I POLITELY told her that there was a line and my daughter was next. Long story short she got loud with me, told her friend I was yelling at her. Conversation ended when I told her by the way she was acting I could tell what a good mother she would be.

Vicious_B 08-18-2008 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14577122)
I will add in: People who have such an inflated sense of entitlement that they think existing rules don't apply to them.

I have to definitely agree with this one. Just this weekend while down the shore at the boardwalk I told a pregnant lady off. I was in line for the bathroom with my daughter. My kid had to pee so bad she was ready to cry but no one offered to let her go in front of them and she knows better than to but in line. When she was next a pregnant lady tried to but in front of her. I POLITELY told her that there was a line and my daughter was next. Long story short she got loud with me, told her friend I was yelling at her. Conversation ended when I told her by the way she was acting I could tell what a good mother she would be.

LeRoy 08-18-2008 09:14 AM

Driving slow in the fast lane urks me

jalami 08-18-2008 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 14576007)
People on the highway who can see the signs that their lane is closing ahead but continue to drive in the lane until the last possible minute to merge into traffic and butt ahead of others.

I often drive down the middle of the lane line to block those thoughtless assholes.

It turns out that contrary to popular belief, going to the end of the lane and merging at the end (the "zipper method") may actually be a better for traffic than merging at the first sign that the lane ends up ahead. Reason being is that it can use the full capacity of both lanes instead of creating an artificial one-lane section of people (who don't let anyone else in) prior to the closing of the other lane. The idea would be, instead of merging right away, all the cars would slow down a little and start staggering, and readying room for one car between them and the car ahead, having a car in the other lane prepare itself for entering that spot, and then gradually entering that lane. Of course this method requires plenty of cooperation from everyone involved which won't happen anytime soon.

Anyway, my answer to this thread has to do with living in Costa Rica. What really pisses the hell out of me are locals who cross the road and try their best not to see you, they get right in front of you and look the other way. Being a foreigner means that hitting one of them would get me nailed to the cross, so you gotta be extra careful and actually avoid these assholes.

Dave_Lethal 08-18-2008 11:51 AM

1. I hate it when people attain some type of status, either socially or professionally and suddenly begin to treat you differently then they did back when they didn't have an inflated ego from whatever recent rise in popularity or wealth they have experienced.

2. I hate it when I get a "Holier than thou" type of response from people when the topic of what I do for a living comes up.

3. I hate it when people are unnecessarily rude to you in line at the grocery store or bank if you are in front of them and you don't immediately notice that its your turn to approach the counter, a simple "Sir? it's your turn" would be fine rather than some wise ass comment.

CDSmith 08-18-2008 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave_Lethal (Post 14624719)
3. I hate it when people are unnecessarily rude to you in line at the grocery store or bank if you are in front of them and you don't immediately notice that its your turn to approach the counter, a simple "Sir? it's your turn" would be fine rather than some wise ass comment.

You're saying "Move it, shithead!" isn't the correct thing to say in that situation? :1orglaugh

I agree with you, I usually tap the person on the shoulder and say "you're up". In fact, in the grocery line if I have a lot of stuff and the person behind me has just one or two items I will often let them go through ahead of me.

Dave_Lethal 08-18-2008 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14624753)
You're saying "Move it, shithead!" isn't the correct thing to say in that situation? :1orglaugh

I agree with you, I usually tap the person on the shoulder and say "you're up". In fact, in the grocery line if I have a lot of stuff and the person behind me has just one or two items I will often let them go through ahead of me.

I applaud your courtesy, so many people are only polite to people that they feel they need to be polite to.

SteveHardeman 08-18-2008 07:29 PM

Whomever sends me 5 emails per day about my unpaid eBay item.

shekinah 08-18-2008 07:51 PM

I hate people peeing and spitting on the streets:(

GigoloShawn 08-18-2008 07:59 PM

People who stick their hands in a bowl of mixed nuts and eat everything except the brazil nuts. They need to be eaten too!

Sarah_Jayne 08-19-2008 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by GigoloShawn (Post 14627938)
People who stick their hands in a bowl of mixed nuts and eat everything except the brazil nuts. They need to be eaten too!

Wow..around here they would go first. On top of being yummy they are actually good for you.


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