So you don't like the short black nails (there's a pic here on this thread), as sported by Paris, Lohan And the Duffster?

The rare man that is both straight and gives a fuck is in fact gay and hasn't come out of the closet yet. No exceptions.

And since I'm in here anyway... how about posting your boobs? It would make up for at least some of the time us guys have wasted on this thread.

:1orglaugh I dont know why, but this thread is so stupid I just had to comment.

every thread this chick starts is a complete waste of time and just shows more proof that she has a shallow pointless existence where what celebs are wearing and doing dictate how she acts and lives...

That's not true. Some of her threads just show that she's completely insane, and don't involve celebs.

yes my bad, you're absolutely correct...I forgot the classic "my friend is talking on the phone when Im there and Im getting her back by going on the computer to bitch on gfy" thread...

fake nails = sluts :thumbsup

Lets also not forget the "Would you get offended if a grocery cashier doesn't greet you?" one... :1orglaugh

you = fail

I haven't had any fake nails.. I only paint my nails black.

can't stand them. And seriously, lots of fashion fads are ugly. That is why looking at old fotos is so funny. We follow fashion too closely without truly looking at it at our peril.

Only other women and metro sissy boys care about shit like that.

I've never heard that guys like fake nails. All my freinds say that they like girl with natural nails, boobs etc :) I think only girls like it!

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They are always entertaining.

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I prefer short natural nails. FAKE nails sucks like FAKE tits

i think that most idiots don't even realize that fake nails are soooo 5 years ago.. it's a white trash, or black chick thing....

porn sluts have them cuz porn slut fashion hasnt changed in years... silly looking neon stripper outfits and long nails are still 'in' in much of today's content for some reason..

If it makes somebody happy why should they care if you approve or not? That said, I can't imagine being able to type with any sort of long nails let along fake ones so they are never going to be my thing.

I don't like them...

I have fake nails but I keep the really short. The only reason I get fake nails is because I don't have time to repaint my nails and file them done once a week. When you have fake nails the paint last longer and your nails don't break : )

I dont like fake nails... Too easy to break off, and when people realize they are fake, they are like WTF ? Your FREAK !!!

So, luckily I have VERY strong nails, and I grow them to around two inches or so in length. I keep them clean, and filed and then when people go, 'Are those fake nails your wearing dude?' I reply with, NO DONT BE SILLY... They are all mine, they check and are amazed....

I only ever had one 'bad reaction' to my nails and that was YEARS ago, in a club... I was walking through a crowd, and a girl who was going in the opposite direction grabbed my wrist.

I turned round and shes like 'WHAT THE FUCK IS A GUY DOING WITH UCH LONG NAILS? Your fucking sick!' I replied, sorry love, but I am a transvestite and this is my night off...

She apologized profusely and went on her way...

I found this very funny, because in other words, if a big guy wants to grow his nails long, that's unacceptable, but if a big guy wants to grow his nails long, wear a wig, and parade around in woman's clothing... that's fine lol

I dont dress up as a woman though, but I have no probs with those who do... Live and let live...

My nails arnt that long these days...

But I WOULD NEVER WEAR FAKE !

I agree fake nails are NOT sexy.

its rather wild. :1orglaugh

Fake nails are commonly adorned by the same obscure creatures which sport fake boobs, tan (orange), hair color (bleach blonde) et cetera.

Some people appreciate all that fake crap, but not I.

I only deal with those that are real.

Who are these "guys"?

I do not, nor have ever, liked them.

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This is a weird thread, I never heard any of my friends say they like fake nails. You must be hanging out with freaks bausch. Although, that doesn't really surprise me.

Fake shit for the fake ass wannabes!

But, the name says it all.

ugh fake nails are tacky, take the time and grow that shit out naturally!

Who the fuck is looking at nails? What guy is caring about this? Are you a guy?

I hate fake nails, always reminds me of trailer trash and Dolly Parton for some reason. Oh wait, same same...

This is the first I've ever heard of a guy wearing fake nails.

I hope no guy I know does this. I would have to ridicule him mercilessly.