Were you in an animal suit?

in a normal video store with a huge porn department!

I worked at Roy Rogers. No one can compete with their roast beef sandwiches.

Shelf stacker at a supermarket - produce section

I started mowing my neighbor's yards when I was 9, by the time I was 11 I was mowing every yard on my street and most of the yards on the next 2 streets over. I did that all during the spring and summers until i was 16, then I got a car and realized that I needed gas money during the winter as well, so I worked at a hardware store for about 2 years. Then I moved to Dallas and worked as a custom sign engraver for a large sign & advertising company until I joined the Army when I was 20.

Mcdonald's

bus boy at a fine dining restaurant.. made $60-$80 a night back in the late 80's...

it was big money back then for a high school kid and the owners let us drink beers after 9pm...

sometimes i wish life was as easy as it was back then...

i was an aspiring marijuana farmer.

i think i worked at chevron for like a month or two when i was 16. then my schedule got "discontinued", true story.

i don't give a fuck anyway i could never work for anyone. who the fuck likes to be told what to do? so i stole cartons of newports, boxes of swishers, and sold them at my continuation school for half price. funny really i don't even steal, the owner was just a real douche bag. that and the workers there were fucking prudes.

i told some hoe there that one of our coworkers looked like a stoner while we were bullshitting one day. then a couple days later the guy confronted me with quarter size guages in his ears, faded jeans, goatee, vans shoes, a chain wallet, AND chinese eyes, claiming i was making up shit about him. lollll

a fucking joke really. i only picked up that piece of shit job because the rents were breathing down my neck about getting a job and i wanted a cell phone. ;/

I worked at Camden Market as a magician selling trick decks of cards and the like every weekend. Was a brilliant job.