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Malicious Biz 09-01-2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 14694842)
Anyone who mentions this thread will get 25% off are already insanely affordable prices..!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-01-2008 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani (Post 14695273)
That was the deal that the guy came into the forum and was talking about, I didn't ask for that price, he was the one who gave it to me.

I even said during the course of our conversation:

MoeLoubani ‎(8/22/2008 9:34 PM):
but up to you dude i dont want to pay for a shitty theme just because you said youd give me a deal you know what i mean

We are "Affordable" site design, we are not shitty site design... We provide affordable services! Our portfolio accurately depicts the work level we do...!


If you wanted high end you should have went to dickmans or somewhere that provides premium services...



What makes this thread even more ironic... He hired us before V3 was live...

He seen our two year old portfolio that was no where near as good as the new one... But he still hired us...!

I am beginning to wonder how big the conspiracy goes to stop me... Does it really go that far that you guys are sending people in to hire me and be unsatisfiable so you then can come a trash me on the board..?

Juicy D. Links 09-01-2008 04:15 PM

http://www.gaycockaddict.com/images/...ck_docking.jpg

C_U_Next_Tuesday 09-01-2008 04:17 PM

Juicy, that is just disturbing :1orglaugh

halfpint 09-01-2008 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14695306)

Holy shit you always make me lol with your posts

Juicy D. Links 09-01-2008 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday (Post 14695312)
Juicy, that is just disturbing :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Kimo 09-01-2008 04:21 PM

no publicity is bad publicity, unless the news is your designs suck


lol


i dont have a problem with you jon but this thread speaks for itself

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-01-2008 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 14695269)
I can not take any more orders at this point people, I have put up a now hiring thread..

As soon as we are caught up I will let everyone know with a thread...

I want proof. I wan't GFY users with a reg date older then a year, and atleast 1k posts, to come in here and say, they are using you're services, and are satisfied, because I find it hard to believe a thread like this could bring you more then 1 person just curious as to if you really are that shitty of a designer...

camuk19 09-01-2008 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 14695328)
I want proof. I wan't GFY users with a reg date older then a year, and atleast 1k posts, to come in here and say, they are using you're services, and are satisfied, because I find it hard to believe a thread like this could bring you more then 1 person just curious as to if you really are that shitty of a designer...

Hell yeah! OBAMA 08'!

DickDarkness 09-01-2008 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 14695328)
I want proof. I wan't GFY users with a reg date older then a year, and atleast 1k posts, to come in here and say, they are using you're services, and are satisfied, because I find it hard to believe a thread like this could bring you more then 1 person just curious as to if you really are that shitty of a designer...

reg date and postcount matter?

really?

+ hi josh :)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-01-2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camuk19 (Post 14695331)
Hell yeah! OBAMA 08'!


Quote:

Originally Posted by DickDarkness (Post 14695333)
reg date and postcount matter?

really?

+ hi josh :)

It just makes it so that he can't use a ton of fake nicks that he registered over the last year...

+ hi DickDogsmack :D

DickDarkness 09-01-2008 04:28 PM

fuck you retox josh :winkwink:

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-01-2008 04:29 PM

You know I love you Dick Dumbledorf

DickDarkness 09-01-2008 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 14695345)
You know I love you Dick Dumbledorf

:mad::mad::mad:

brassmonkey 09-01-2008 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14695306)

bangin pee peez damn didnt see that one comin

man u alwayz wavin that gay flag all over:1orglaugh i wouldnt use that service :2 cents:

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-01-2008 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani (Post 14695280)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It's funny because talking is cool and all, but the thing is it doesn't pay the bills.

You can pretend you're doing great, but everyone in this thread saying the designs were shitty and then everyone in every other thread hating on you tells me that bills aren't getting paid in your house!

But keep talking! Maybe that will somehow make you some money?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Pay attention to who is trolling me... They are invited to do what they do... Some people are even paid to start shit with me...

My friends, assoiciates and clients all know that this is just a game for me... That is why they do not run in here to defend me, I have mastered the art of forum marketing...

Call me the puppet master... There is always a method to my madness...


Click that middle link in my sig and see just what the players think of me..

DickDarkness 09-01-2008 04:34 PM

I am not paid to troll you.

I just don't like your tone.

+Your designs suck :thumbsup

DamianJ 09-01-2008 04:35 PM

If he'd paid 75 would the logos have had the apostrophe they are missing?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-01-2008 04:36 PM

I'm only paid to ride the coat tails of Dick Doodlebop and change his name while commenting towards him.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-01-2008 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14695306)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

candyflip 09-01-2008 04:40 PM

I've been saying that he's a fly by night wannabe since he first came here trying to resell domain names. He thinks he can get away with providing shitty work because he's "affordable".

You should hire Headless, because you both suck so much ass.

brassmonkey 09-01-2008 04:40 PM

i hope for $75 you did the movie and dinner first:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fluffygrrl 09-01-2008 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 14695328)
I want proof. I wan't GFY users with a reg date older then a year, and atleast 1k posts, to come in here and say, they are using you're services, and are satisfied, because I find it hard to believe a thread like this could bring you more then 1 person just curious as to if you really are that shitty of a designer...

Now that sounds eerly familiar :)

DickDarkness 09-01-2008 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 14695369)
I'm only paid to ride the coat tails of Dick Doodlebop and change his name while commenting towards him.

:mad::mad::mad:

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-01-2008 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 14695387)
i hope for $75 you did the movie and dinner first:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

For $75 and those shitty results, he better have gotten a blowjob!

dropped9 09-01-2008 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14695382)
I've been saying that he's a fly by night wannabe since he first came here trying to resell domain names. He thinks he can get away with providing shitty work because he's "affordable".

You should hire Headless, because you both suck so much ass.

Look who lost a sig sponsor... Did zuzanadesigns not like being associated with a thief?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-01-2008 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 14695328)
I want proof. I wan't GFY users with a reg date older then a year, and atleast 1k posts, to come in here and say, they are using you're services, and are satisfied, because I find it hard to believe a thread like this could bring you more then 1 person just curious as to if you really are that shitty of a designer...

I am not a designer, I own a design company...

My clients do not need to be called out to defend me... People in the know already know, and people that think they know actually know very little..

My bro card has been stamped by the original bros..

I am made man in this industry..!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-01-2008 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless (Post 14695408)
Look who lost a sig sponsor... Did zuzanadesigns not like being associated with a thief?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

candyflip 09-01-2008 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless (Post 14695408)
Look who lost a sig sponsor... Did zuzanadesigns not like being associated with a thief?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

She only had it for a month but I left it there for 2 because I had them turned off and forgot about it. On top of that, I still haven't even bothered her for the designs she promised me for running it. Sorry to burst your bubble tons-of fun.

PS. While Jon's designers do suck, it is even more insulting for me to compare them to this shit you put out. :1orglaugh

dropped9 09-01-2008 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14695421)
She only had it for a month but I left it there for 2 because I had them turned off and forgot about it. On top of that, I still haven't even bothered her for the designs she promised me for running it. Sorry to burst your bubble tons-of fun.

PS. While Jon's designers do suck, it is even more insulting for me to compare them to this shit you put out. :1orglaugh

quack quack quack quack quack

HAHAHA You lost a sig sponsor because you're a thief. Is that what you said?

HAHAHA

CyberHustler 09-01-2008 04:52 PM

One day I farted and it smelled like olive oil... :2 cents:

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-01-2008 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 14695413)
I am not a designer, I own a design company...

My clients do not need to be called out to defend me... People in the know already know, and people that think they know actually know very little..

My bro card has been stamped by the original bros..

I am made man in this industry..!

If you feel the need to bring up the fact that you're gaining tons of business from drama threads calling you out, then maybe you should backup what you're saying, or shut your trap... :2 cents:

candyflip 09-01-2008 04:53 PM

Why don't you just ask Sarah if you're so concerned. We had a barter agreement for a month, I left it up there for 2. I'm sure if I put it back, she would be more than thankful.

Your time is probably better spent reading a Photoshop tutorial or 200.

http://www.good-tutorials.com

Malicious Biz 09-01-2008 04:55 PM

give this man his money back you two-bit shyster.

dropped9 09-01-2008 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14695435)
Why don't you just ask Sarah if you're so concerned. We had a barter agreement for a month, I left it up there for 2. I'm sure if I put it back, she would be more than thankful.

Your time is probably better spent reading a Photoshop tutorial or 200.

http://www.good-tutorials.com

LOLOL says the thief... Do you think your word is any good?

hahahaha

LadyMischief 09-01-2008 05:00 PM

Honest opinion, my kids could do better design with MS paint. He's never had "good" designs. It's always been first-level crap.

Fatbat 09-01-2008 05:01 PM

You do get what you pay for when it comes to design (and everything else in life). The complaint earlier, that the good designers charge more when they realize they can make more, says it all. Good designers cost more, end of story.

Just because you continuously sucker kids out of art school, or third party off shore hacks, doesn't mean you are getting a good deal. It just means you are cheap.

You are saying you want great designs to grab your customer's attention, to convert them, to make you more money... but you don't want to spend good money on good designers...

It takes money to make money. Spend the money to make a GREAT product, not a mediocre one and you will make more in the long run.

aico 09-01-2008 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani (Post 14695219)
Blah blah you're a baller you spend $10000 on a design wicked man!!

Is that what you wanted to hear?

Because I've paid way less than $70 for logos that were way better and made me tons of money (yes, just the logo). Unfortunately these people quickly realize they can make more charging more and they disappear after a few projects and I'm off to find another designer.

The fact that you pay more means that you're getting ripped off/getting suckered because you can get the work for less.

I didn't want my money back, he did the work, he just did a shitty job. To me my 'research' is actually seeing what people can do, not just talking about it.

Wow, insecure much?

Those logos are worth $70, get over it.

Fatbat 09-01-2008 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 14695458)
Those logos are worth $70, get over it.

Exactly.

candyflip 09-01-2008 05:03 PM

Call my a thief all you want. Like I've said before, it doesn't bother me or hurt my business in any way. You and Jon like to cling to that one, but in the end it doesn't change the fact that you are a big fat piece of shit who couldn't design his way out of a wet paper bag. :winkwink:

Anyone that hires either of you should have their head examined. I know I should have before sending you a dime tubbo.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-01-2008 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 14695434)
If you feel the need to bring up the fact that you're gaining tons of business from drama threads calling you out, then maybe you should backup what you're saying, or shut your trap... :2 cents:


lmao.. So I should have my customers get involved with this nonsense...? lmao



Look here... http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/851974-affordable-site-design-hiring-designers-post14695046.html

I have to hire more designers do to the exposure I have had on me lately from the lame drama that means nothing...

dropped9 09-01-2008 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14695464)
Call my a thief all you want. Like I've said before, it doesn't bother me or hurt my business in any way. You and Jon like to cling to that one, but in the end it doesn't change the fact that you are a big fat piece of shit who couldn't design his way out of a wet paper bag. :winkwink:

Anyone that hires either of you should have their head examined. I know I should have before sending you a dime tubbo.

Thief....

Malicious Biz 09-01-2008 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 14695458)

Those logos are worth $70, get over it.

No, they aren't. Anyone with slightly better than basic knowledge of photoshop could create them in a matter of minutes.

Fatbat 09-01-2008 05:13 PM

I charge $150 / ?100 an hour for my design time, so they represent less than a half an hour's worth of work for me, which is about right. Would probably take less than a half an hour to browse fonts and make up a sheet of logos like that.

moeloubani 09-01-2008 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fatbat (Post 14695457)
You do get what you pay for when it comes to design (and everything else in life). The complaint earlier, that the good designers charge more when they realize they can make more, says it all. Good designers cost more, end of story.

Just because you continuously sucker kids out of art school, or third party off shore hacks, doesn't mean you are getting a good deal. It just means you are cheap.

You are saying you want great designs to grab your customer's attention, to convert them, to make you more money... but you don't want to spend good money on good designers...

It takes money to make money. Spend the money to make a GREAT product, not a mediocre one and you will make more in the long run.

I'm cheap? Why, because I try to find a way to pay less than what something is worth for things? I get the same end result for less money, so that means I'm cheap?

Well fuck me, I couldn't care less how 'cheap' you guys think I am. It's more money in my pocket. Call me cheap, call me greedy but I'll always pay less for the same product when I can. To me it's always just been common sense.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-01-2008 05:18 PM

This thread delivered....

































That best backfire in the history of gfy...

CyberHustler 09-01-2008 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14695464)
Call my a thief all you want. Like I've said before, it doesn't bother me or hurt my business in any way. You and Jon like to cling to that one, but in the end it doesn't change the fact that you are a big fat piece of shit who couldn't design his way out of a wet paper bag. :winkwink:

Anyone that hires either of you should have their head examined. I know I should have before sending you a dime tubbo.

Yo gabba gabba is the shit!

moeloubani 09-01-2008 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 14695466)
lmao.. So I should have my customers get involved with this nonsense...? lmao



Look here... http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/851974-affordable-site-design-hiring-designers-post14695046.html

I have to hire more designers do to the exposure I have had on me lately from the lame drama that means nothing...

lol making a thread doesn't make it happen

But to be fair, even though Jon is a fucking horrible designer, he was a nice guy throughout. Obviously if you come to GFY and you're too nice people go crazy about it, but one on one, he is a nice guy. That being said, on the board he is a fucking douche and that is why I started this thread. And he's a bad designer :Oh crap

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-01-2008 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani (Post 14695518)
lol making a thread doesn't make it happen

But to be fair, even though Jon is a fucking horrible designer, he was a nice guy throughout. Obviously if you come to GFY and you're too nice people go crazy about it, but one on one, he is a nice guy. That being said, on the board he is a fucking douche and that is why I started this thread. And he's a bad designer :Oh crap

Thanks for being honest.. :thumbsup

Fatbat 09-01-2008 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani (Post 14695500)
I get the same end result for less money...

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani (Post 14695500)
I'll always pay less for the same product when I can.

No you don't, and no you won't.

Look around at the best this (or any) industry has to offer, then take a look at what you've got. You don't have good results, you have mediocrity. The good shit costs money.

However, if you can't tell the difference between the two then I guess it doesn't matter


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