:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I don't understand the hype. There are plenty of real females working in the biz that many of us here have met in person. Who cares enough to pay to verify one more?

Ill kick in another 30.00. He/she must have a camera since they took a pic and its in their avatar. I have 0 desire to actually talk to whatever is on the other end of the keyboard that they type their bs on. For my 30 you must have gfy in the background, or write gfy on a piece of paper. So bidding is upto 80.00 I think BF and my money isn't going anywhere though lmao

:winkwink:

(Let's get it) I can't sleep--we livin' in Hell (Yeah)
First they, give us the work then they throw us in jail (Ayy)
Road trip ya--I'm trafficing in the white
Please Lord don't let me go to jail tonight (Yeah)
Who Me?? I'm a Soul Survivor
Ask about 'em in the street, the boy Jeezy a rida (Jeezy a rida)
A hundred grand on my wrist, yeah life sucks (Ha Ha)
Fuck the club, dawg, I rather count a million bucks (Ayy)

Did you steal someones prepaid tracfone and dont have anyone else to call?

stop with the 'avatar' shit, people... even if she is a girl, the picture in the avatar is not her, that has been established many times already :helpme

The 'point' was not the avatar picture.

The point, just like the zing, was that we received a picture of s/he doing what we specify. IF you can do a pose as I say, or what zingerz said, the odds of you being able to find matching pictures and photoshop are next to nill.

fair enough, that sounds like a fair offer and one that fluffy should have no problems with..... we await fluffy's reply

who gives a shit?

Hey everyone look!

No fluffy!

Drama over?

it's official, fluffy is a dude

Akon:thumbsup and jeezy

Hehe okay baby, you're on.

It will cost you $500, but you will get a pic of me (ie, girl in the avatar), sucking my own big toe, nail painted black (or as close an approximation of black nail polish as I can find). You are even allowed to pool with other people if you don't have 500 bucks readily available. I'm an understanding type of girl.

Let me know when you got it together.

Money is the easy part.

However, there are some other conditions to this. So there is no time for you to go out and hire someone to do the work (since your price raised significantly, even thought stinky and I offered more than your original offer).

Rules:
I accept the bid of dollar amount previously proposed. I work out three picture poses, with stinky, on what you will provide. Whether sucking toes, flipping the bird, whatever.

You have 15 minutes to DELIVER said pictures in detail, as requested.

That should be easy money for you.

You have 2 hours to accept the offer. 15 min later you deliver.. clock is ticking.

It's never too late to park a sig!

-Loki-

Obviously, since you asked for something significantly different from my original offer.

I'll accept your offer, but since you've changed the script once again, I accept it under the limitations that
a) 15 minutes is fine provided you don't require items I don't have in the house - black nailpolish is a special trip to the store, for instance.
b) I'm not going to accept anything you would actually consider content, which means, nudity is at my discretion, and there won't be third parties involved.
c) Since the object of the dispute is more the possibility of the performance, rather than the performance itself, you will have to pay upfront.

Let me know Mr Hotshot.

I'll talk to stinky, we'll come up with your detailed poses, find out when you are online, and start the clock.

1. I do not need nudity.
2. Nor you as content.
3. You are the one who cares about proving this. I could give a damn. But it's entertaining all the same to call your bluff.
4. No time delays. If you do not have, polish for example, then we substitute.

No. You are paid when you deliver. You do not have the best reputation on this board for me to just flip $500.00 to some she/male on a bet and she doesn't deliver. You deliver the goods, and I will pay. Simple as that.

I am not going anywhere.

can you please call me? i always feel like a bigshoot when sponsors call

ill give you 100$ if you stick a gerbil in your ass.
You can use a tube.

http://www.fasthumor.com/images/Gerbil%20Roll.jpg

Twenty dolla no holla

this is her: same pose?

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/156/664...1114812009.jpg

Anyway, I must give it to you, I was about to start a thread listing the people who think they're the shit but don't got a twenny to back it up with... obviously was going to include your windshield wiper boy Sticky there.

But hey, the honor of the industry has been defended, I guess, to a reasonable extent. I guess I'll have to say that while the overwhelmingly vast majority of "playas" don't have a twenny to buy breakfast with, there is the occasional chap that maybe has an entire half k.

Maybe.

No, my avatarslap is pov.

Agreed on all points but one.

I can't speak to Zingerz financial matters. I know I'll see him in Atlanta at the BROvention this week.

Although he did offer to throw in $30.00.

Actually, my reputation is imaculate. For instance, I've delivered on this :
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...3#post14030343

You're welcome to find one thread that actually casts doubt on my rep.

And while "you're not going anywhere", you're somehow popular(fucking hell I wonder how come, seriously) and I'm not. I'm sure the very fair and impartial gfy board will have a serious problem with me if I skip with your money, but will simply not give a shit if you skip with mine, Internet culture being what it is.

So, you pay, you get. Look at it as an opportunity to have fun either way : If I don't deliver you can say I scammed you and get a thread to 500 pages long.

looks like my girlfriend, except she doesn't got the same face

Is that a joke? I'll leave that task to your GFY fan club. I have nothing to prove.

Are we in high school? It's not a popularity contest.

People know who I am because of my niche. Few players solely in foot fetish. It's branding and name recognition. Not popularity.

Wow. You should do stand up. All the scammer threads and you can make this statement with a straight face?

Does a 500 page thread get me my money back? Didn't think so.

How's this. I'll escrow the money, and you deliver as you would a website or a domain.

Once I receive the good 15 minutes after the detailed poses have been delivered to you. Then I release the funds. escrow.com Get an account if you do not have one.

Remember. All rules would apply.

1. You deliver poses as specified.
2. You have 15 minutes to deliver them from time of acceptance.

No excuses.

Oh, and start taking other people's requests. Looks like you can make money doing all kinds of things for people.

:1orglaugh

Eh heck, what do I care, worst comes to worst I'm out some dumb pics, should buy me 500$ worth of dramafun for sure.

You're on, fuck escrow.

Let's go over these rules of yours one final time make sure we've dotted all the t's.

Yea well, I'll only do it for you, cuz you're my first Internetpicman.

Crossed the t's and dotted the i's :winkwink:

Alright. So you accept the terms. :)

I'll talk to the zing, and go over the list of demands for pictures. At some point in the next few days, when I see you are on (along with myself and zing), I'll contact you, and the 15 minute clock starts ticking.

:rasta

Eh, what couple of days. The original thread was good for one day, that ended yest.

I ain't going to be on call for you folks for a friggin week.

Get it on today or Im going to know it;s cause the bank declined your application.

Need money that badly? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I have no idea where you are toots, but for Zing and I it's like 5:30 AM EST. I am only up because I am working on a new project and can't sleep. So I can't very well talk to him at this hour if he is not on.

Furthermore, I am not always on GFY. As for your time delay, that's your fault toots. Zing and I offered together to pay you 4 times what you had asked for in your OP. You got greedy and wanted more as we specified a better system. That's fine.

But you do not get to try and enforce old rules on new demands. You changed the rules when you changed the asking price, and agreed to new terms (i.e. pics).

Lastly, YOU are the one who wants to clear up you are a woman. I could give a shit. I already offered to pay you more than you asked, as did Zing, in your first post.

You want to prove you are a women. You want the $500.00, you do it on our terms.

Yea yea, you should be in the movies.

You got all of today, September the 15th. Should be enough to align the entire stooge team and get some money together. And if it isn't, well, there's one point that needs clarifying :

I'm the one that doesn't give a shit.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Who started this thread in the first place?

Case closed.

:2 cents:

You know how we tell a guy just fapped to fantasies of a girl ?

He goes on the record claiming he doesn't care.

You've got 18 hours, EST.

You know when someone's desperate for money?

They post threads like this.

:2 cents:

This thread isn't about money toots.

This thread is about how people here have huge mouths and tiny pockets.

An it delivers.

I think it's about someone who desperately needs $20 that they can get out of the ATM with a card ASAP.

You KNOW Barefootsies has the $500 and you KNOW he's good for it.
You came here asking for someone to send you money.
You found someone to send you 25 times more than you asked for, just to do some dumb stunt.
It should be on his terms. Think of it as a temporary contract job. He's paying, you're doing.

Or else he should post "Deal off" right now and listen to you squeal about that, because you really DO need that $20 or $500 ... and you're just trying to blow it off like you're some big shot over it.

I think YOU have a huge mouth and a tiny pocket and I think YOU are calling ppl out who have just the opposite and I think now it's time for YOU to (fully) "put up or shut up".

Thank you and have a nice day,

YP

And then you can send me $10 on Ep, because I really DO need the money to buy a pack of cigarettes and some water, LOL

oh god, the USDA is here :winkwink:

This just became a lot more interesting :1orglaugh

somebody send me $500 for reading this shit, it could really help me out with my psychiatric bill

no lunch money for fluffy idiot today...

Be nice!
Fluffygrrl is a lovely person.

I ain't got a phone number. :(

Really not worth more than 30.00 to me, and to be honest its not even worth that. Im STILL awfully sure that that 30.00 will never leave my possession. lol But Ill stick to my 30.00 lol :winkwink:

C'mon GFY ladies, $50 for a picture of my hairy chest, oooooooohyyyyyaaaaaaaaaa!!!